I GOT MAIL !!!

MY BOYFRIEND SENT ME HIS---THIS? o.O E-MAIL...

""I'VE READ THE TAROT TO FOUR PEOPLE!!!

""FOR THE FIRST TIME I COULD READ THE FEY TAROT DECK I'VE BOUGHT TO SOME PEOPLE!!!

AND BY ---FEY--- HE MEANS ---ONE OF HIS 1000 DECKS---

o.O

""SO I STARTED THE TAROT READING TELLING THAT STORY ABOUT THE CAT YOU HATE SO MUCH

-_-'

""AND THEN I SAID THAT I HAD TO ACCUMULATE KI AND ASK FOR THE AID OF THE VIRGIN OF GUADALUPE, LOURDES, ETC. SO ONE GUY SUDDENLY SAID (QUOTE) "WHICH VIRGIN WINS TO ANOTHER". AND I SAID... I DON'T KNOW (SHAKING HEAD) AND THINKING... I THOUGHT ALL VIRGINS WERE THE SAME PERSON WITH (QUOTE) DIFFERENT CLOTHES???

XD

""SO THIS GIRL ASKED ABOUT LOVE BUT WOULDN'T LISTEN TO WHAT I SAID CAUSE SHE KEPT TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE, AN AS I DON'T LIKE TO REPEAT, AND (QUOTE) -----I TRIED TO---- AND ----SHE WOULD KEEP TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE--- O.O ???

""THEN SHE DIDN'T STOP ASKING WHERE THE GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THE CARDS WERE.

O.o

""AND I TOLD HER THAT I DIDN'T KNOW (HOW COULD I AS TAROT DECKS HAVE NO GOOGLE MAPS INCLUDED???)

""SO SHE KEPT TRYING TO GET OUT OF ME THE GUY'S ADDRESS, BUT (QUOTE) HEARD A DAMN THING ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PSICHOLOGICAL AND VISUAL ASPECTS I TOLD HER THE GUY COULD HAVE (???)

:)

""SO AT SOME POINT

COME ON, HERE HE GOES...

""I SAID... NO, YOU KNOW, NOW I CAN SEE IT. THE GUY IS... OUT THERE (MAKING AN UNCLE SAM POINT TO  A LOT OF PEOPLE) SO THE GIRL WOULD START ASKING OUT LOUD TO THOSE PEOPLE WHICH ONE OF THEM WAS, LOOKING EVERYWHERE. AND SHE ASKED ME AGAIN WHERE THE GUY WAS. SO I SAID, LOOK... I KINDA FEEL SOME KIND OF ENERGY SOMEWHERE, AROUND, IN GAS STATE OF MATERIA...
""THINKING (QUOTE) FRIEND, I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT CAUSE I DON'T THE HELL KNOW, GET THE HINT!!!

SHIT

""WELL AT THIS POINT OF HEALTHY HUMOUR, LAUGHING AND KINDA CRAZY POINT, I STARTED SAYING (QUOTE) (O.O!) YOU KNOW, I CAN HELP YOU... AND SAID (QUOTE) "MAKE HIM COME, MAKE HIM COME, NOTHING STOPS HIM COME!!!
"YOU ARE LA QUINTRALA!!!!
"AND EVERYONE AROUND, INCLUDING -ME- COULN'T STOP LAUHING OUT LOUD!

<3

"LATER EVERYONE COULDN'T STOP ASKING ME IF I WOULD GO TO A -MEETING-. SO I WOULD SAY I COULDN'T GO, WITHOUT SAYING WHY. BECAUSE THE REAL REASON WAS THAT THE NIGHT BEFORE I COULDN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE OF INSOMNIA.

""BUT HOW COULD THEY (QUOTE) BELIEVE THAT ON A FRIDAY KNIGHT I DIDN'T SLEEP BECAUS OF 199% PURE INSOMNIA AND NOT ANY OTHER REASON, IN THE WORLD OF PURE MEAN IMAGINATION???

""GREETINGS::: BEAR CUB STUD MUPHIN HUNK.

NO WONDER WHY I THINK THE GUY IS FUNNY. <3 DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOIINS. MY LOVE, MY SIN.

:)
<3 <3 <3