COULD YOU STUD MUFFIN PLEASE ----STOP!!!!--- SAYING THAT???

SO MY BOYFRIEND STARTED READING THE CLOW CARDS AND THEN WE SAW THE WHOLE ANIME OF SAKURA CARDCAPTORS. HELL YEAH! LOVE WATCHING TV WITH THE STUD HUGGING ME. PLUS WE WATCH WHAT WE WANT, SO WE ARE NOT ATTACHED TO TV o.O

THEN HE GOT A TAROT THAT HAS A COOL SUBJECT BUT AWFUL DRAWINGS, THUS, THE BEAR CUB DECIDED TO BUY MORE TAROTS, BUT THEY HAD TO LOOK COOL AND OTHER THEMES.
NOW, WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE, HE SHOWS OFF ONE OF HIS DECKS. PEOPLE SOMETIMES GET SCARED ABOUT TAROT (I DON'T KNOW WHY AS PAPER AND DRAWINGS CAN DO PEOPLE NO HARM).
SO MY IMMACULATE SIN TAKES THIS CHANCES TO START SAYING THIS SHIT (YES, I JUST WROTE SHIT, TWO TIMES) WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE.

HE TELLS PEOPLE:

TO READ TAROT, YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN SAINT JOHN'S NIGHT UNDER A FIG TREE, THEN YOU HAVE TO KILL A BLACK CAT AND THEN TEAR IT OPEN WITH A KNIFE (SHIT!!!), THEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BLOOD AND INNARDS OUT (FUCKING SHIT!!!) AND ASK FOR THE MYSTIC ALMIGHTY POWERS OF UNIVERSE (DONE TT_TT FUCK THE FUCKING SHIT!!!)

HE'S TOLD ME THE STORY SO MANY TIMES IT GETS BORING.
AND I ALWAYS SAY: HONEY, DON'T YOU SEE YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF?
AND THE CUPCAKE ANSWERS: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING???
THEN WE BOTH SAY: HAVING YOUR HEAD!!!

IT'S SO FUNNY WE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. THIS GUY'S GONNA KILL ME.