///THE SAN RAMON FAULT///

"Cub why you're so worried about the San Ramon Fault????"

"I'm not that worried... but they made a big deal in the mass media, like a week talking about it... suspicious"

"Why not that worried?"

"Cause if the earthquake happens, it would affect all upperclass people here in Santiago and I'm not in love with them, you know?"

"Well, you were bullied by upperclass people at the school of design, you had to study at Catholic University... hell"

"Plus, I was not sure about the earthquake"

"You're sure now????"

"Nope, but I read the tarot cards and the cards revealed the earthquake would happen in two or three months, so I made the Minmay Operation"

"You believe the cards?"

"You know I'm accurate with the cards"

"An earthquake is still a problem"

"Yup, all construction stuff prices would rise and the prices of the houses or apartments..."

"You seem to not care"

"I was bullied... remember???"

"And?"

"The earthquake would clean a lot of mess"

THIS GUY!!!!

***MINMAY OPERATION TODAY !!!!***

The San Ramon Fault is a geological fault just in Santiago, Chile!

And in the media they have made a big deal about it, talking about the risk of an EARTHQUAKE!!!!

We don't believe very much in that but...

JUST IN CASE!!!!

SHOW BEGINS 6 PM Santiago of Chile time, google that!

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And remember, Internet is not TV but we use this!

We told you!

///BRONY///

"Cub, I can't believe you're a "brony" !!!!"

"Why you care?"

"We'll have to see four, and I repeat, "four" seasons of ponies!!!!"

"You forgot when you were desperate to see the end of Sailor Moon Super and we watched 12 chapters in a row... that's annoying"

"C'mon!!!!"

"C'mon you! Recognize it..."

"Recognize what?"

"You like My Little Pony too"

"Yup but... It's not the point"

"I like my little pony since I was a pup!!!"

"I thought it was enough with being a cyborg and a power ranger and an esper and all that stuff! Now you're a brony!!!!"

"I've always been a brony at heart"

"WTF!!!!"

"I made new friends..."

"Oh well... that's an interesting change of events..."

"You see? Being a brony is good"

"Hell :( "

"You like it Mike, I know you"

"Shut up"

"Do you still love me?"

"Oh my... and YES!!!!"

"I went to a meet up and it was so fun!!!"

"Hell"

"It was full of guys wearing ponies t-shirts and they had pony plushes and figures and collectible cards. It was so cool"

"Oh no, I see it coming..."

"What?"

"You'll start collecting ponies!!!!"

"Of course"

Another collection... Hell.

THIS GUY!!!!

/// FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ///

"I can't believe we saw it!!!" said my boyfriend

"Yup" I said

"It was romantic yup!"

"And a little bit shocking"

"Not that much"

"What?"

"It was softcore S&M, come on!"

"So this is the story of Bella and Edward Cullen unsensored" I added

"Exactly!"

"This was more fun!!!!"

"Yup"

"I liked it a lot"

"You did? I liked it too"

"Would you censore some parts of the movie, cub????"

"Nope. Not at all"

"Why Christian is so erratic? I ask..."

"He doesn't know he fell in love for Anastasia when they met"

"Really????"

"I think"

"Whatever, we loved it!"

"Yup! We loved it!!!"

"Be my Valentine????"

"Be my Valentine???"

And we kissed

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!!!!

/// JURASSIC WORLD ///

We were at Starbucks drinking coffee with the sweet company of Pennie Upperclass

"So you guys like guys" She said

"And girls" I said

"But we preffer boys over girls" added the cub

"Interesting" she said "And you are friends with benefits or boyfriends or... how you guys call your status?"

"We are boyfriends" I said

"But we say we are engaged, cause we are, but theres no mutant marriage in this country yet" said the cub.

"But now you can have civil union, at least it's something, don't you thing?"

"EEEEH" I said

"We are talking about it" the cub said.

"Interesting!"

"My boyfriend had a dream"

"Shut up, Mike!"

"Interesting! Tell me about it" She asked lifting her brows.

"Hum... I was at Jurassic World and the park worked fine till some dinosaurs escaped. Then me and other people were enjoying the park and avoiding the Velociraptors. Then in a store inside the park they sold nintendo games and I bought games for my Nintendo 3DS. And then I tried to buy a very expensive item in another store but I put wrong the PIN number of the credit card and I was kicked out of the store" explained my boyfriend

"Interesting!" she said "You remember your dreams always?"

"No but I've been remembering them lately"

"It means your subconscious mind is working better!"

"Yeah"

"It's a cool dream. You went to Jurassic World!!!!" I said

And we kept drinking coffee as the sun was setting...

···MISTERY MANN···

So we were walking downtown...

"I tell you I had a dream!" said my cub

"What about that?" I asked

"It was cool and... I don't remember it very well, so I don't figure out what it could mean"

"So you know dream intepretation?"

"Nope, but I know how to read metaphores and allegories, I'm kinda accurate for that"

"I don't get it"

"By the way I have a new bag" he turned to show off his brand new bag "It's my Brit new bag"

"So, what you dreamt of????"

"I don't remember very well. Only pieces. I had to save someone of some kind of danger. And in other pieces of the dream, I was with JK Rowling"

"Doing what?"

"I cannot remember, but we were friends"

"Sounds fantastic"

"And there was an apartment house my family owned and it was all ours, and they wanted to move my granny's body to the graveyard in the backyard"

"Strange"

"And then everything went dark and I was a wizard and then a friend of JK Rowling, strange eh?"

"Yeah very"

"So I dunno what the dream wants to tell me because I remember the dream and usually you don't remember them so I suppose by the laws of termodynamics that I remember it "for a reason"

"Well..."

And a guy passed running and crashed with my boyfriend and ran away.

"My bag!!!" said my boyfriend.

"Let it go"

"It's new"

"People will see you!"

"I don't care"

And my boyfriend ran after the guy. As he is a cyborg and metahuman, he ran so fast in five seconds he caught the thief. He grabbed the shirt of the thiefe and lifted him in the air.

"Put him down" I said when I got there

"Nope!!!"

"Put the guy down! Everybody's looking!"

"I want my bag back and with all its content inside, you hear me?" He told the guy.

"Here" the guy said.

"Why you stole my bag?"

"Put the guy down" I said "Or I'll command"

"Fine" said my boyfriend putting the guy down.

"I'm Mistery Mann. You guys look like upperclass people"

"We're middle class" we said.

"I steal from upperclass people to help people in need"

"Oh well" said my boyfriend

"That's good" I said.

"I'm sorry but by the look you look upperclass"

"He seems nice" said my boyfriend.

"And if you excuse me..." said Mistery Mann "I'm in a hurry" and he left.

"What's the big deal with the bag???" I asked

"There's a present for you inside" The cub said "here!"

"It's a little sculpture"

"Yup"

"I like it. Let's go, people are looking"

"Alright"

01011110101 YOU ARE NOT ALONE 1101010110010

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···PENNIE UPPERCLASS···

So we were in the queue at Starbucks

"So you're not going to Metropolitan Community Church" I said. 

What is this bittersweet strange attraction between my boyfriend and religion????

"Mike, the MCC moved far away. It takes me forever to get there and there again to come back, not to mention how long they make the reunions. And I don't like the environment. Why no other church is as cool as the mormon church?"

"Yup, you used to go to the mormon church for a while..."

FLASHBACK

                         CUB AT PLAY                            

 

                                  READY TO PLAY?                                  

"So what you're gonna do? Pray at home?" I asked

"No, something happenned" 

"What????"

"I was hungry at night between Christmas' Eve and New Year's Eve so I told my mom"

He and his mom???? How old is he? 

"I'm a Gen Yer, Michael, get that labeled in your head"

"Alright, let's not argue here in the queue"

"...So I told my mom and she invited me to a barbeque with her friends of the convent of the Virgin of the Rays. By the way that virgin DOES work"

"Why you say that?"

"I don't just believe in religion, I have to experiment by myself that it works. I learned that from the buddhists. Anyway..."

Wonder why I'm his first boyfriend. This guy's more difficult to understand than Evangelion!!!!

"But you love me for the same reason" He said.

"Too much ESP for today!" I said

ESP in images!!!

"That's the point!!!" The point?! "I went to the barbecue and there was a nun. And at some point I asked in my heart something to Josh. And she has ESP too!!! She felt it somehow, and felt my strong link with God"

"How she did that?"

"I dunno! ESP! How it works? It's a mistery! And she found out I have ESP too, but we said no words about it. At the end of the barbeque the nun told me that I was part of the group she leads at the convent, the guys that were present go and my mom goes too, so I'll start going there, I can go walking! But the group doesn't work for the summer and begins again in march"

 "So you guys talk about ESP in a QUEUE for a coffee at Starbucks?" Asked a girl behind us "So you're gonna order or not?"

"Oh yes" I said... "Shit, my wallet"

"I pay, Mike"

"But I invited, you don't bother????"

"I do bother but I WANT my coffee"

"Don't WORRY guys, I invite" said the girl.

"And you are?" we asked.

"I'm Pennie, Pennie Upperclass, nice to meet you"

 

"I'm Andy"

"And he`s Mike"

"Nice meeting you too" we said

"You guys seem nice, but I'm in a hurry. Please take my business card and let's ask our coffees"

"Ok" 

So we did and then we received our coffees.

"See you later" she said and she left.

Later...

"She was very nice" said my boyfriend "She saved your ass"

"YUP!"

THIS GUY!!!!