···PENNIE UPPERCLASS···

So we were in the queue at Starbucks

"So you're not going to Metropolitan Community Church" I said. 

What is this bittersweet strange attraction between my boyfriend and religion????

"Mike, the MCC moved far away. It takes me forever to get there and there again to come back, not to mention how long they make the reunions. And I don't like the environment. Why no other church is as cool as the mormon church?"

"Yup, you used to go to the mormon church for a while..."

FLASHBACK

                         CUB AT PLAY                            

 

                                  READY TO PLAY?                                  

"So what you're gonna do? Pray at home?" I asked

"No, something happenned" 

"What????"

"I was hungry at night between Christmas' Eve and New Year's Eve so I told my mom"

He and his mom???? How old is he? 

"I'm a Gen Yer, Michael, get that labeled in your head"

"Alright, let's not argue here in the queue"

"...So I told my mom and she invited me to a barbeque with her friends of the convent of the Virgin of the Rays. By the way that virgin DOES work"

"Why you say that?"

"I don't just believe in religion, I have to experiment by myself that it works. I learned that from the buddhists. Anyway..."

Wonder why I'm his first boyfriend. This guy's more difficult to understand than Evangelion!!!!

"But you love me for the same reason" He said.

"Too much ESP for today!" I said

ESP in images!!!

"That's the point!!!" The point?! "I went to the barbecue and there was a nun. And at some point I asked in my heart something to Josh. And she has ESP too!!! She felt it somehow, and felt my strong link with God"

"How she did that?"

"I dunno! ESP! How it works? It's a mistery! And she found out I have ESP too, but we said no words about it. At the end of the barbeque the nun told me that I was part of the group she leads at the convent, the guys that were present go and my mom goes too, so I'll start going there, I can go walking! But the group doesn't work for the summer and begins again in march"

 "So you guys talk about ESP in a QUEUE for a coffee at Starbucks?" Asked a girl behind us "So you're gonna order or not?"

"Oh yes" I said... "Shit, my wallet"

"I pay, Mike"

"But I invited, you don't bother????"

"I do bother but I WANT my coffee"

"Don't WORRY guys, I invite" said the girl.

"And you are?" we asked.

"I'm Pennie, Pennie Upperclass, nice to meet you"

 

"I'm Andy"

"And he`s Mike"

"Nice meeting you too" we said

"You guys seem nice, but I'm in a hurry. Please take my business card and let's ask our coffees"

"Ok" 

So we did and then we received our coffees.

"See you later" she said and she left.

Later...

"She was very nice" said my boyfriend "She saved your ass"

"YUP!"

THIS GUY!!!!

···MOJACK FERGUSON···

We were at Starbucks

"Honey, we have no plans for Valentine's day" I said.

"I see... What about watching the 50 Shades of Grey??? That would be cool. And, by the way" my cub coughed "They approved the CIVIL UNION in Chile"

"What???? Say it again"

"Honey pu---leeease"

"????"

"Then my friends are saying that YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, you know what I mean???"

"Cub"

"Mike"

And the cub holded my hand with thoooose eeeeeyes.

"Excuse me" said a stranger.

"This guy's hot" said my boyfriend "And you know mike? He's like you but in boy version: Blond, blue eyes, tall, not chilean... you know... the uncommon thing..."

"Cub of hell!!!! You are joking with me again!"

"Let's not fight, we're in public, you'll expose Michael"

"IT'S MIKE!!!!"

"This guy's talking to you, sweetheart"

HEEEEELL!!!!!!!!

"What do you want, mister?" Asked my cub in angelic voice.

"The meet balls are in the sausage" He said

"And your name is?"

"WHAT????!!!!" I shouted.

"I'm talking to the blond guy here" said the guy.

"And your name is?" I asked watching the head of my boyfriend boil

"My name is Mojack Ferguson"

"Mike, give him a pen drive" said the cub.

"What for????"

"JUST DO IT"

"The meetballs are in the sausage" said Mojack again.

My boyfriend lifted his brows.

Wait a sec. A blond good looking and hot guy comes to us, he is not chilean, he is blond and has blue eyes, he is tall. Am I missing something?

Well, this guy is drunk, high or a serial killer.

The scientific explanation of the day!

So I gave him a pen drive.

And what he did????

He kissed me!!!!

"Eau my Gold!!!" Said my boyfriend "He's a serial killer for sure"

"No" said Mojack "I work for the australian secret service"

"Oh then you are a professional killer, but legal" I said.

"Exaaaactly" said Mojack.

"It was good to know you" said my cub. "And by the way, don't kiss my boyfriend again. I am jealous"

"You are boyfriends? Oh I am very sorry. SRSLY"

"You could be our friend" I said and my boyfriend bit his lip frowning.

"That's not a bad idea. I've got to go"

And Mojack left.

"So we'll see the 50 Shades??? If not I'll read the books and you'te not gonna like that" Said the cub.

"Yeah, thats fine"

"Your face is red"

"Really????"

"How was that kiss?"

"BAAAAD"

"Hum. So we'll see the 50 Shades of Grey"

"Yup"

"And about the civil union..." He said looking up.

Hell I though he totally forgot about it! 

I'M SCREWED!!!!

···LADY ELEPHANT···

So we were eating before going to Fangtasia and we talked

"I had a dream" said my cub.

"About what?" I asked

"Well... I saw my granny in a dream"

"Really? That doesn't happen often... what she wanted????"

"She told me I was asking things to God, to Josh, to Saint Teresa of The Andes, to Saint Rita, and even to the Virgin of the Rays, but I wasn't asking her... so she asked me to open de doors of my heart to ask her things too"

"Strange dream"

"Well, the point is, in my family they ask things to my granny and it works"

"Like what????"

"A cousin wanted a house close to her mom. But the houses costed 60 thousand bucks and she had only 24 thousands"

"And????"

"Well, she went to see her grave and asked her help, and when she asked, she promised she would baptize her children"

"That matters?"

"To my granny, yes. The next day she found a house in the same block than her mom for 30 thousand bucks, so she bought it"

"Interesting"

"So I'll ask things to my granny, and see how it goes..."

"You"

My cub smiled and raised his shoulders.

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Later

"I like this Fangtasia" said the cub

"I like it too..." I told him...

"It's cooool. I can't believe it"

"Yeah, it's not boring like the other one, where once you kissed a boy and I kissed a girl, remember????"

"This is FUUUUN!!!!!" we said.

"Look" said the cub, "there´s a hot girl over there"

"Hey you're right"

"She`s good looking!!!"

"It's like you but girl version. Brunette, deep brown eyes... perfect!"

"That's a good compliment, Mike"

"Look, if you don't know, Beauty is a dangerous angel, I tell you so for you to know!"

"I don't get it"

"But I told you"

The girl approached to us and talked to my boyfriend.

"My name is Lady Elephant"

"You look good for an elephant. And very skinny, in my opinion"

"Cub!"

And the girl kissed my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Wait a minute" said my boyfriend confused "Are you drunk, high or a serial killer???"

"I am a professional killer" she said.

"Ah weeeell. That would explain... so much!" 

"And this guy by your side is?"

This guy by your side????!!!!

"I'm his boyfriend" I said in a severe tone of voice.

"You guys are vampires" she said "I can tell 'cause I'm a vampire too.

I looked at my boyfriend and he looked at me back.

Well, she doesn't know we are also fairy-vampires, cyborgs, meta-humans, power rangers, and all that stuff...

"You seem nice" my boyfriend told her. "And if you're a professional killer... I like it!"

"I like it too!" I said.

"Would you like to be our friend?"

"Sure" said Lady Elephant.

ANOTHER AVERAGE NIGHT

SECOND IMPACT ????

"I wanna know more about second impact... would you tell me, cub?"

"I always tell myself you don't want to know"

"Maybe I'm imagining something worse than the real thing..."

"Well... I saw a giant of light... and then..."

"Then what? C'mon, I wanna know... keep talking, c'mon"

"I was surprised"

"About what?

"The giant looked so damn beautiful. There was light around and..."

"And what?" 

"I fell for him... but I did not know at the moment"

"You fell in love?"

"Yup" 

"Seems like a short story"

"Nope"

"Nope what?"

"Look, God got in the middle and I understood it was the wrong person"

"Really?" 

"He saved me... 

but" 

"

"But what???"

"He left me a heavy cross to carry alone: loneliness" 

"And????"

"And God left me alone, Mike, after I heard so many times He would be by my side and he would be my father and I would be his child, after years listening he would save me from pain"

"Sounds... awful"

"And the image of the giant remained in my memory, making my heart broken..." 

"what?"

"Hurt like hell, the more I remembered the giant and how he looked, like an angel with very big wings, the more I suffered, and no boyfriend came in my way to make me feel better" 

"How it felt?"

"Devastating. And for some years I hardly ever talked"

"Now you're over that! You don't stop talking!!!"

"Yup"

"Wonder why I say you're like Misato Katsuragi..."

"You have to remember that Misato is Sailor Moon, said the creator of Evangelion. If something so awful happens to Sailor Moon, of course stops talking"

"Now I have the picture more clear..."

"But I'm over it"

"You are"

I said. And inside of me crawled just a word...

Why?



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