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"STILL CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY TAKES OUT THEIR SHIRTS OR MAKE OUT HERE"
"IT'S BECAUSE GOSSIP GIRL IS WATCHING, PLUS... NEVERMIND"
SO WE DANCED
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"MIKE, I GOT THIRSTY, I'LL GO BUY A VANILLA DIET COKE, YOU WANT???"
"OH, YUP"
"SO WE GO"
"I NEED TO... PEE"
"ALRIGHT"
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LATER
"CUB, I'M SORRY!!! I KISSED A GIRL" "MIKE, I'M SORRY!!! I KISSED A BOY"
"WHAT???" "WHAT!!!"
"HOW WAS IT???" "HOW... WAS IT!!!"
"DISSAPPOINTING???" "DISSAPPOINTING...-_-"
"HEY YOU, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT???" "YOU DON'T WANNA KEEP YOUR HEAD WHERE IT IS!!!"
"HEY TAKE IT EASY???" "WTF!!!"
"ALRIGHT... CUB... TIME OFF... I WANT MORE DETAILS"
"NO, IT'S THINGS LIKE THAT DON'T HAPPEN IN FANGTASIA OVERALL TO ME, LIKE IT WAS OVER SURREALISTIC SO, I KNEW NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN BUT I GOT ANGRY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW I BEHAVE IN THIS BORING PLACE, SO WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU THE SHEEP WERE AFFRAID AND THE BARTENDERS THOUGHT I WANTED TO PUNCH SOMEONE"
"OH. NO, IT JUST HAPPENNED AND THEN THE GIRL SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A CELL PHONE AND FRIENDS AND SOME DRINKS AND WENT AWAY"
"HOW DID IT FEEL???" "HOW... DID... IT FEEL!!!"
"GROSS???" "GROSS -_- "
"MIKE NOBODY USES THOSE THINGS... YOU KNOW... HERE"
"HANDKERCHIEFS!!!"
"YEAH, THAT. WHEN I WENT TO THE BEACH A GUY IN THE STREET WAS USING ONE OF THOSE, THAT GAVE ME THE CREEPS. NOBODY DOES THAT HERE IN THIS COUNTRY..."
"YEAH. BY THE WAY MY EX-COUSIN IS MI COUSIN AGAIN. HE WENT TO MY HOME THE OTHER DAY TO DELIVER THE INVITATIONS TO HIS WEDDING AND WITH NO WORDS, HE GAVE ME A GIANT APOLOGY. YOU ARE INVITED TOO, HE DID NOT SAY BUT I GOT IT. NOW HOW I CONVINCE YOU TO GO?"
"MAYBE... I DUNNO"
"YOU SEE???"
"CUB IT'S NOT JUST FOR ME VERY EASY TO SHOW UP IF YOUR BRO, YOUR SIS, YOUR GRANDMA, AND YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA GO TOO... AND OF COURSE I WILL RECEIVE A LOT OF AWKWARD QUESTIONS, HOW'S CALLED THAT AUNT YOU HAVE THAT COMES FROM THE COUNTRY AND LIVES IN WONDERLAND???."
"MIKE, IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER I HAD SOME TROUBLE AS I AM MONKEY AND THE MONKEY EQUALS TO THE LION IN WESTERN ZODIAC. THAT MEANT THE TIGER MADE A LOT OF UGLY THINGS TO ME JUST FOR FUN, AND ENVY, OF COURSE"
"HUMBLE AGAIN"
"LOOK, SO I GOT TO A POINT WHERE I THOUGHT "WAIT A MINUTE. I DID NOTHING TO THE TIGER AND THE TIGER IS HAVING FUN FOR FREE MAKING ME HAVE HARD TIMES. AND I DON'T LIKE THINGS FOR FREE. YOU DO SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE TO ME, YOU PAY A PRICE FOR IT"
"DON'T GET IT?"
"IT'S LIKE TRICK OR TREAT. IF MY PARENTS ARE ANNOYED FOR "MISTERIOUS REASONS" I "DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO ABOUT", THEY WON'T BOTHER ME, CAUSE THEY WILL BE ANGRY AND WHEN ANGRY, YOU CANNOT FIGHT. WORKED WITH THE TIGER. WILL WORK WITH THEM."
"SOUNDS EASY"
"VEEEEERYYY"
"YOU AND YOUR POKER FACE. KEEP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MORE"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY STORE, YOU IMPULSIVE BLOCKHEAD!!!"
"ALRIGHT"
"I'VE TOLD YOU 1000 TIMES??? HEY, NOW YOU HIT THE WALL WITH YOUR HEAD 1000 TIMES, THAT MEANS YOU WON'T BOTHER ME ABOUT THAT MATTER AGAIN, RIGHT? OR A BUY A TON OF LEMON PIES AND ACME STUFF, CLEAR???"
"NO"
"HELL!!!"
"SO YOUR STORE IS FOR GEN YERS"
"YEAH. GEN YERS IN CHILE EXIST, BUT NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA, CAUSE OPEN TV HAS NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT, AND NOBODY KNOWS THAT INTERNET IS VERY USEFUL, PLUS FOR CHILEANS, CHILE IS FLAT, LIKE THERE'S NOTHING... OUT THERE. BUT GEN YERS ARE THERE, SO I KNOW MY AUDIENCE AS I KNOW MYSELF"
"SURE"
"YOU'RE GEN X, RIGHT???"
"???"
"I KNOW THAT. LOOK, GEN YERS IS THE SCIENTIFIC TERM TO TALK ABOUT INDIGO CHILDREN. AS SCIENCE IS "TRUE" AND NEW AGE IS "CRAP"... WELL"
"YOU'LL READ THE CARDS, RIGHT???"
"YEAH, I DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES FOR THAT, AND ONE QUESTION AT A TIME AS I HAVE TO SELL TOO"
"HOW... YOU KNOW THAT???"
"I TALKED WITH MY PARENTS ACCOUNTANT. HE GAVE ME TIPS FOR FREE. IS IT NECESSARY TO SAY WHEN I SAY PARENTS I MEAN "MOM AND DAD"???"
"MAYBE FOR SOME... PEOPLE WITH NO BRAIN"
"SO IF I BUY THINGS BY LOTS, THEY ARE CHEAPER, AND THERE'S A WAY TO NOT PAY TAXES"
"I DON'T GET IT"
"THAT'S WHY I TELL YOU TO... STAY AWAY FROM MY STORE!!!"
"GOT IT"
"I'VE HEARD THAT 1001 TIMES NOW"
"WHY WHEN YOU GET ANGRY I FEEL GOOD???"
"I DON'T KNOW..."
"SO YOU HAVE THINGS TO SELL ALREADY"
"YES, A STOCK. BUT I NEED TO BUY MORE"
"AND YOU STUDIED DESIGN SO YOU'LL MAKE ALL THE LOOK OF THE STORE"
"YES AND THE FURNITURE IS MADE TO PUT AND TAKE AWAY IN CASE ALL BLOWS UP. PLUS THE STORE I WANT IS READY. HAS THE LIGHTS, THE CEILING, THE WALLS READY, AND THE FLOOR TOO. SO I JUST HAVE TO PUT MY THINGS THERE AND START WITH THE BUSINESS, ANYWAY. THE PLACE IS GOOD, AND THE ACCOUNTER TOLD ME "AS YOU TALK, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A LOT MONEY"
"YEAH... TAKES A WHILE... BUT I WILL GO BACK TO SMOKE OCASSIONALLY"
"SO YOU SMOKE LIKE 5 TO 10 CIGARS A DAY"
"YES AND PEOPLE WHO SMOKE THEY DO THAY LIKE 80 TIMES A DAY, AND THE ONES WITH RED FILTER. I SMOKE WITH WHITE FILTER, THAT'S... NOT THE SAME"
"I KNOW THAT"
"MIKE I BOUGHT A TEN CIGAR PACK THE OTHER DAY AND IT COSTS 1,80 BUCKS, BUT I WAS CHARGED 2 BUCKS, SO I TOLD THE GIRL THAT HAS THE STORE NEAR TO MY HOUSE WHAT ABOUT THAT, CAUSE PRICE OF CIGARS ARE STANDARD"
"SO???"
"SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE "COULD" SELL THEM MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT THAT WAS A BAD IDEA CAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE TO PAY WAY MORE TAXES"
"AND"
"WELL THAT HAPPENNED TO ME AGAIN, I WAS CHARGED 2 BUCKS FOR THE SAME PACK AND I TOLD THE GUY HE COULDN'T DO THAT, OR HE WOULD HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND GIVE ME A TAX PAPER. BUT HE TOLD ME "CIGARS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE NOW" BUT I HAD BOUGHT THE SAME PACK IN THE MORNING AND IT WAS 1,80 SO I TOLD A COP WHAT WAS GOING ON"
"FOR 20 PENNIES???"
"IT'S NOT THE POINT. SO THE COP TOLD THE GUY WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT. THE COP DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT THE GUY HAD TO PAY TAXES SO HE TOLD ME TO MAKE A COMPLAIN TO THE COSTUMER SERVICE. SO I TOLD THE COP "YES, BUT I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THIS GUY", SO AT THAT POINT I GOT MY 20 PENNIES BACK"
"AWESOOOME"
"THINKING ABOUT SMOKING. LIKE IN THE 20'S GIRLS DIDN'T SMOKE, LIKE IT WAS THE WORST THING. BUT CHANEL DID SMOKE. ACTUALLY FOR THE MOVIE, IN FRANCE THE POSTER WITH CHANEL SMOKING WAS BANNED. LIKE WE ARE BACK IN THE 20'S IN THAT "AREA"
"MIKE, I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE NEW LIST RADIOACTIVE"
"???"
"???"
"YEAH, I LIKE IT"
"JOSH WAS RIGHT. THE CARDS TOO. EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENNING HELPS ME SEE WHO CAN BE ON THE LIST"
"YEAH... YOU MEAN THE HARVEST"
"YEP"
"WHAT'S WRONG???"
"I SEE MY PARENTS LIKE FIME MINUTES A DAY. THEY FIND A WAY TO MAKE ME DOWN IN FIVE SECONDS. I STAY WITH THEM FOR A LOT OF REASONS. I CARE ABOUT THEM, AND THEY CARE ABOUT ME A LOT, TOO. I'M THE FAVORITE, BUT FOR THE SAME REASON..."
"WHAT???"
"I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE HAPPENS SOMETHING TO THEIR UNCONSCIOUS MINDS... WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
"HUM... EH... GLUPS. YES. I HAVE SOME PLANS I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU YET"
"THEY'RE TRYING TO PUT US APART"
"THATS 1000% IMPOSSIBLE"
"THEY DON'T KNOW THAT"
"I CAN AVOID THEM BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT BUSINESS"
"MONEY, I KNOW. TRICKY... WHAT YOU'LL DO???"
"I DUNNO. THE YEAR OF THE HORSE IS A YEAR TO EXPRESS FEELINGS THAT ARE STUCK. BY COMMUNICATION. BUT AS THE FEELINGS ARE STUCK, THAT'S WHY THE HORSE WANTS TO RUN ALL THE TIME"
"LIKE YOU'VE BEEN EXPRESSING A LOT OF THINGS"
"YOU TOO... STRANGE FOR A RESERVED GUY LIKE YOU"
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"MIKE, MY MOM HAS A CANDLE ON IN FRONT OF AN IMAGE OF THE VIRGIN. I TURN IT OUT ANYTIME I CAN. I KNOW THAT CANDLE IS ON SO SHE THINKS THE CANDLE WILL MAKE US BRAKE UP... AGAIN"
"THAT WON'T HAPPEN"
"SO SERIOUS IS THE DAMN THING"
"SO WHAT YOU'LL DO???"
"IMPROVISE"
"O.O"
"THAT'S WONNA WORK, FOR SURE"
"NOW I FEEL SO STUPID"
"SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE. FIVE MINUTES A DAY!!!"
"THE PLOT THICKENS"
"THEY'RE NOT IN THE LIST SO FAR... IN MY HEAD... WE HAVE TO MAKE THE LIST FIRST"
"WELL... I... DON'T HAVE A VERY GOOD OPINION ABOUT YOUR PARENTS"
"I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN. BUT I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER"
"WELL IF YOU KEEP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MORE, THAT WON'T BE DIFFICULT"
"WE SHOULD CUDDLE AND WATCH SOME MOVIES MORE OFTEN"
"NO PROBLEM!!!"
"BUT NOT STRANDED, ALRIGHT O.-"
"..."
"LOVE YOU"
"LOVE YOU 2. AND WE ARE NOT GAY, MORE LIKE... """AMBIDEXTROUS""", PLUS YOU DON'T DRINK"
"BUT SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO EVANGELIZE ME. SHE HAS NO CLUE I'M CLOSER TO GOD THAN HER. AND... THAT HAPPENS SINCE A LONG TIME AGO... YEARS"
"???"
"SHE'S ALSO RUDE TO ME, BUT WHEN I'M RUDE TO HER SHE GOES LIKE "YOU'RE IN THE PATH OF THE DEMON AND" WELL THINGS LIKE THAT. I TOLD YOU, SHE'S CARRIE'S MOM. SHE ALSO MAKES SHOWS WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY, TO MAKE THEM THINK I'M THE VILLAIN OR SOMETHING. WELL, SHE HAS DOLORES UMBRIDGE GENES, NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!"
"SO YOU'LL BLOW UP HER APT???"
"I TOLD YOU MIKE, THAT I CANNOT "MAAAAKE THIIIINGS MOOOOVE"
"SOUNDS TOXIC"
"MY SISTER, YES. YOU ARE NOT TOXIC. I ALWAYS KNEW THAT"
"???!!!"
"YOU ARE GOOD"
"WHEN I'M WITH YOU... O.o'"
"LIAR"
"SINCE WHEN YOU KNOW THAT???"
"SINCE I MADE MY RESEARCH AFTER I REALIZED YOU MADE YOURS. LIKE I A WEEK OR TWO AFTER, YOU KNOW, WE WERE DRUNK AND WE MET AND WE FELL IN LOVE. WELL ME. YOU WERE IN LOVE BEFORE, RIGHT???"
"EH... UH... HUM... YES"
"WELL SHE USES THE WORD JESUS, AND THE WORD DEVIL, SO THERE'S A TOTAL MESS IN HER HEAD, THE WORD SIN TOO"
"BUT YOUR BRO IN LAW IS BAD. FOR WHAT YOU'VE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM"
"I THOUGHT SHE WAS OPEN MINDED AND LIKED A BAD GUY. THEY ARE IN LOVE ANYWAY, I FIGURED OUT THAT THE OTHER DAY, I GOT VERY SURPRISED. BUT, IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND TOGETHER... IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON"
"THAT SOUNDS "FAMILIAR" TOO"
"SHE'S JUST THE KIND OF PERSON I DON'T WANT TO RELATE TO. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE HER. IT'S LIKE A NEUTRAL THING. LIKE WHEN I SEE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T CATCH MY INTEREST. I GAVE HER SO MUCH CHANCES TO SHOW ME THAT WAS NOT TRUE, BUT... IT'S TRUE. AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY CHESS WITH HER ANYMORE. IT'S NOT FUNNY, NOT INTERESTING, IT'S DISAPPOINTING AND NOT COOL"
"OH I WANTED TO MEET HER"
"YES YOU WILL. THAT WILL BE A LOT OF FUN...!!! ANYWAY..."
"HELL!!! YOU'RE ANGRY WITH HER!!!"
"AND MY BROTHER IN LAW. HE HAS MADE THE LAST STRAW THINGS MORE THAN TEN TIMES. HE TAKES SOME KIND OF PROCESS TO GET TO THAT POINT. NOW YOU NOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW YOUR FANGS???""
"NOT RIGHT NOW... O.O"
"YOURS ARE PRETTY... LIKE ALL OF YOU. AND I MEAN ALL"
"SO???"
"I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING"
"HEY!!! THAT'S DEATH LIST FIVE!!!"
"MIKE. THE GUYS OF THE THEATER WERE THERE, MY SISTER, MY GRANDMA, MY EX-COUSIN, MY BROTHER-"
"I GET THE PICTURE"
"BETTER MAKE A NEW ONE, LOOKING AT THIS MADE ME A BIT BLUE"
"DON'T GO VAN GOGH STYLE!"
"WE'LL MAKE A BETTER ONE. YOU'LL SEE"
"OH WELL... IF THAT'S THE CASE..."
"WHAT'S IN YOUR EYES???"
"WHAT YOUR SISTER DID TO YOU? HOW CAN SHE BE SO MEAN???"
"I... DON'T KNOW. DON'T WORRY. I'M FINE"
"YOU BURNED DEATH LIST FIVE"
"SHE DID SOMETHING GOOD TO ME. THIS IS THE NEW ME. I'LL MAKE SURE THE NEW LIST WILL BE BETTER. AND BETTER GIVE TO IT A NEW NAME. I'M NOT COLDER NOW, NOT MEAN, NOT WORSE. JUST MORE OBJECTIVE"
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