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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

BUSINESSCUB... O.o

 
"SO YOU HAVE THE STUFF TO MAKE THE FURNITURE"
 
"NOT ALL BUT, SO FAR SO GOOD"
 
"CUB, YOU SURE YOU SHOULDN'T..."
 
"STAY AWAY FROM MY STORE, YOU IMPULSIVE BLOCKHEAD!!!"
 
"ALRIGHT"
 
"I'VE TOLD YOU 1000 TIMES??? HEY, NOW YOU HIT THE WALL WITH YOUR HEAD 1000 TIMES, THAT MEANS YOU WON'T BOTHER ME ABOUT THAT MATTER AGAIN, RIGHT? OR A BUY A TON OF LEMON PIES AND ACME STUFF, CLEAR???"
 
"NO"
 
"HELL!!!"
 
"SO YOUR STORE IS FOR GEN YERS"
 
"YEAH. GEN YERS IN CHILE EXIST, BUT NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA, CAUSE OPEN TV HAS NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT, AND NOBODY KNOWS THAT INTERNET IS VERY USEFUL, PLUS FOR CHILEANS, CHILE IS FLAT, LIKE THERE'S NOTHING... OUT THERE. BUT GEN YERS ARE THERE, SO I KNOW MY AUDIENCE AS I KNOW MYSELF"
 
"SURE"
 
"YOU'RE GEN X, RIGHT???"
 
"???"
 
 
"I KNOW THAT. LOOK, GEN YERS IS THE SCIENTIFIC TERM TO TALK ABOUT INDIGO CHILDREN. AS SCIENCE IS "TRUE" AND NEW AGE IS "CRAP"... WELL"
 
"YOU'LL READ THE CARDS, RIGHT???"
 
"YEAH, I DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES FOR THAT, AND ONE QUESTION AT A TIME AS I HAVE TO SELL TOO"
 
"HOW... YOU KNOW THAT???"
 
"I TALKED WITH MY PARENTS ACCOUNTANT. HE GAVE ME TIPS FOR FREE. IS IT NECESSARY TO SAY WHEN I SAY PARENTS I MEAN "MOM AND DAD"???"
 
"MAYBE FOR SOME... PEOPLE WITH NO BRAIN"
 
"SO IF I BUY THINGS BY LOTS, THEY ARE CHEAPER, AND THERE'S A WAY TO NOT PAY TAXES"
 
"I DON'T GET IT"
 
"THAT'S WHY I TELL YOU TO... STAY AWAY FROM MY STORE!!!"
 
"GOT IT"
 
"I'VE HEARD THAT 1001 TIMES NOW"
 
"WHY WHEN YOU GET ANGRY I FEEL GOOD???"
 
"I DON'T KNOW..."
 
"SO YOU HAVE THINGS TO SELL ALREADY"
 
"YES, A STOCK. BUT I NEED TO BUY MORE"
 
"AND YOU STUDIED DESIGN SO YOU'LL MAKE ALL THE LOOK OF THE STORE"
 
"YES AND THE FURNITURE IS MADE TO PUT AND TAKE AWAY IN CASE ALL BLOWS UP. PLUS THE STORE I WANT IS READY. HAS THE LIGHTS, THE CEILING, THE WALLS READY, AND THE FLOOR TOO. SO I JUST HAVE TO PUT MY THINGS THERE AND START WITH THE BUSINESS, ANYWAY. THE PLACE IS GOOD, AND THE ACCOUNTER TOLD ME "AS YOU TALK, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A LOT MONEY"
 
"AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS???"
 
"I HAVE A PLAN ABOUT THAT"
 
"THAT SOUNDS... SCARY"
 
"NO, IT'S MORE LIKE... FUN"
 

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