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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

MY BOYFRIEND SMOKES... SO WHAT!!!!

 
"SO YOU'RE QUITTING SMOKING... AGAIN"
 
"YEAH... TAKES A WHILE... BUT I WILL GO BACK TO SMOKE OCASSIONALLY"
 
"SO YOU SMOKE LIKE 5 TO 10 CIGARS A DAY"
 
"YES AND PEOPLE WHO SMOKE THEY DO THAY LIKE 80 TIMES A DAY, AND THE ONES WITH RED FILTER. I SMOKE WITH WHITE FILTER, THAT'S... NOT THE SAME"
 
"I KNOW THAT"
 
"MIKE I BOUGHT A TEN CIGAR PACK THE OTHER DAY AND IT COSTS 1,80 BUCKS, BUT I WAS CHARGED 2 BUCKS, SO I TOLD THE GIRL THAT HAS THE STORE NEAR TO MY HOUSE WHAT ABOUT THAT, CAUSE PRICE OF CIGARS ARE STANDARD"
 
"SO???"
 
"SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE "COULD" SELL THEM MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT THAT WAS A BAD IDEA CAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE TO PAY WAY MORE TAXES"
 
"AND"
 
"WELL THAT HAPPENNED TO ME AGAIN, I WAS CHARGED 2 BUCKS FOR THE SAME PACK AND I TOLD THE GUY HE COULDN'T DO THAT, OR HE WOULD HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND GIVE ME A TAX PAPER. BUT HE TOLD ME "CIGARS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE NOW" BUT I HAD BOUGHT THE SAME PACK IN THE MORNING AND IT WAS 1,80 SO I TOLD A COP WHAT WAS GOING ON"
 
"FOR 20 PENNIES???"
 
"IT'S NOT THE POINT. SO THE COP TOLD THE GUY WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT. THE COP DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT THE GUY HAD TO PAY TAXES SO HE TOLD ME TO MAKE A COMPLAIN TO THE COSTUMER SERVICE. SO I TOLD THE COP "YES, BUT I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THIS GUY", SO AT THAT POINT I GOT MY 20 PENNIES BACK"
 
"AWESOOOME"
 
"THINKING ABOUT SMOKING. LIKE IN THE 20'S GIRLS DIDN'T SMOKE, LIKE IT WAS THE WORST THING. BUT CHANEL DID SMOKE. ACTUALLY FOR THE MOVIE, IN FRANCE THE POSTER WITH CHANEL SMOKING WAS BANNED. LIKE WE ARE BACK IN THE 20'S IN THAT "AREA"
 
"YOU THINK???"
 
"KINDA"
 


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