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Monday, March 3, 2014

JURASSIC ADVENTURES IN FANGTASIA

 
"CANNOT BELIEVE FANGTASIA REALLY BEGINS AT 2 AM"
 
"YUP"
 
"CUB, WHY WE COME HERE SO EARLY???"
 
"BECAUSE EARLIER YOU CAN GET IN FOR FREE... I WON'T PAY A PENNY FOR THIS"
 
"PFT... OH WELL..."
 
"WELL, WE HAVE MORE FUN ON OUR OWN... SO?"
 
"YUP... -_-"
 
"HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ATTITUDE???"
 
"WANNA DANCE..."
 
"MUSIC IS PLAYING, WE CAN DANCE"
 
"IT''S AWKWARD IF NOBODY ELSE IS DOING IT"
 
"NOT FOR ME"
 
"DON'T... SHAKE YOUR HEAD"
 
"WE CAN... TALK"
 
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"FINALLY 2 AM... YES!"
 
"SO WE CAN DANCE, OR YOU, WITH ME, NOW"
 
"STILL CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY TAKES OUT THEIR SHIRTS OR MAKE OUT HERE"
 
"IT'S BECAUSE GOSSIP GIRL IS WATCHING, PLUS... NEVERMIND"
 
SO WE DANCED
 
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"MIKE, I GOT THIRSTY, I'LL GO BUY A VANILLA DIET COKE, YOU WANT???"
 
"OH, YUP"
 
"SO WE GO"
 
"I NEED TO... PEE"
 
"ALRIGHT"
 
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LATER
 
"CUB, I'M SORRY!!! I KISSED A GIRL"    "MIKE, I'M SORRY!!! I KISSED A BOY"
 
"WHAT???"      "WHAT!!!"
 
"HOW WAS IT???"    "HOW... WAS IT!!!"
 
 
"DISSAPPOINTING???"    "DISSAPPOINTING...-_-"
 
"HEY YOU, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT???"   "YOU DON'T WANNA KEEP YOUR HEAD WHERE IT IS!!!"
 
"HEY TAKE IT EASY???"   "WTF!!!"
 
"ALRIGHT... CUB... TIME OFF... I WANT MORE DETAILS"
 
"NO, IT'S THINGS LIKE THAT DON'T HAPPEN IN FANGTASIA OVERALL TO ME, LIKE IT WAS OVER SURREALISTIC SO, I KNEW NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN BUT I GOT ANGRY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW I BEHAVE IN THIS BORING PLACE, SO WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU THE SHEEP WERE AFFRAID AND THE BARTENDERS THOUGHT I WANTED TO PUNCH SOMEONE"
 
"OH. NO, IT JUST HAPPENNED AND THEN THE GIRL SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A CELL PHONE AND FRIENDS AND SOME DRINKS AND WENT AWAY"
 
"HOW DID IT FEEL???"   "HOW... DID... IT FEEL!!!"
 
"GROSS???"   "GROSS -_- "
 
"MIKE NOBODY USES THOSE THINGS... YOU KNOW... HERE"
 
"HANDKERCHIEFS!!!"
 
"YEAH, THAT. WHEN I WENT TO THE BEACH A GUY IN THE STREET WAS USING ONE OF THOSE, THAT GAVE ME THE CREEPS. NOBODY DOES THAT HERE IN THIS COUNTRY..."
 
"YOU REMEMBER THE COLOR???"
 
"SHUT UP"
 
"LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE"
 


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