"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SISTER???"
"SHE... WELL..."
"WHAT?"
"SHE'S GOING DOWN A PATH I CANNOT FOLLOW TT_TT"
"YOU'RE LAUGHING! YOU JUST DON'T CARE!"
"WELL, SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO"
"SOUNDS "FAMILIAR"
"BUT SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO EVANGELIZE ME. SHE HAS NO CLUE I'M CLOSER TO GOD THAN HER. AND... THAT HAPPENS SINCE A LONG TIME AGO... YEARS"
"???"
"SHE'S ALSO RUDE TO ME, BUT WHEN I'M RUDE TO HER SHE GOES LIKE "YOU'RE IN THE PATH OF THE DEMON AND" WELL THINGS LIKE THAT. I TOLD YOU, SHE'S CARRIE'S MOM. SHE ALSO MAKES SHOWS WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY, TO MAKE THEM THINK I'M THE VILLAIN OR SOMETHING. WELL, SHE HAS DOLORES UMBRIDGE GENES, NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!"
"SO YOU'LL BLOW UP HER APT???"
"I TOLD YOU MIKE, THAT I CANNOT "MAAAAKE THIIIINGS MOOOOVE"
"SOUNDS TOXIC"
"MY SISTER, YES. YOU ARE NOT TOXIC. I ALWAYS KNEW THAT"
"???!!!"
"YOU ARE GOOD"
"WHEN I'M WITH YOU... O.o'"
"LIAR"
"SINCE WHEN YOU KNOW THAT???"
"SINCE I MADE MY RESEARCH AFTER I REALIZED YOU MADE YOURS. LIKE I A WEEK OR TWO AFTER, YOU KNOW, WE WERE DRUNK AND WE MET AND WE FELL IN LOVE. WELL ME. YOU WERE IN LOVE BEFORE, RIGHT???"
"EH... UH... HUM... YES"
"WELL SHE USES THE WORD JESUS, AND THE WORD DEVIL, SO THERE'S A TOTAL MESS IN HER HEAD, THE WORD SIN TOO"
"BUT YOUR BRO IN LAW IS BAD. FOR WHAT YOU'VE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM"
"I THOUGHT SHE WAS OPEN MINDED AND LIKED A BAD GUY. THEY ARE IN LOVE ANYWAY, I FIGURED OUT THAT THE OTHER DAY, I GOT VERY SURPRISED. BUT, IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND TOGETHER... IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON"
"THAT SOUNDS "FAMILIAR" TOO"
"SHE'S JUST THE KIND OF PERSON I DON'T WANT TO RELATE TO. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE HER. IT'S LIKE A NEUTRAL THING. LIKE WHEN I SEE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T CATCH MY INTEREST. I GAVE HER SO MUCH CHANCES TO SHOW ME THAT WAS NOT TRUE, BUT... IT'S TRUE. AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY CHESS WITH HER ANYMORE. IT'S NOT FUNNY, NOT INTERESTING, IT'S DISAPPOINTING AND NOT COOL"
"OH I WANTED TO MEET HER"
"YES YOU WILL. THAT WILL BE A LOT OF FUN...!!! ANYWAY..."
"HELL!!! YOU'RE ANGRY WITH HER!!!"
"AND MY BROTHER IN LAW. HE HAS MADE THE LAST STRAW THINGS MORE THAN TEN TIMES. HE TAKES SOME KIND OF PROCESS TO GET TO THAT POINT. NOW YOU NOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW YOUR FANGS???""
"NOT RIGHT NOW... O.O"
"YOURS ARE PRETTY... LIKE ALL OF YOU. AND I MEAN ALL"
"SO???"
"I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING"
"HEY!!! THAT'S DEATH LIST FIVE!!!"
"MIKE. THE GUYS OF THE THEATER WERE THERE, MY SISTER, MY GRANDMA, MY EX-COUSIN, MY BROTHER-"
"I GET THE PICTURE"
"BETTER MAKE A NEW ONE, LOOKING AT THIS MADE ME A BIT BLUE"
"DON'T GO VAN GOGH STYLE!"
"WE'LL MAKE A BETTER ONE. YOU'LL SEE"
"OH WELL... IF THAT'S THE CASE..."
"WHAT'S IN YOUR EYES???"
.jpg)
"WHAT YOUR SISTER DID TO YOU? HOW CAN SHE BE SO MEAN???"
"I... DON'T KNOW. DON'T WORRY. I'M FINE"
"YOU BURNED DEATH LIST FIVE"
"SHE DID SOMETHING GOOD TO ME. THIS IS THE NEW ME. I'LL MAKE SURE THE NEW LIST WILL BE BETTER. AND BETTER GIVE TO IT A NEW NAME. I'M NOT COLDER NOW, NOT MEAN, NOT WORSE. JUST MORE OBJECTIVE"
"FUCK! YOU RECOVERED NIRVANA!!!"
"THAT'S BAD?"
"NOPE"
"KUSS MICH?"
