"MIKE YOU KNOW???" SAID HIM. WHY HE LOOKS SO TENDER NOW??? HE HAS NOT CHANGED... O.o
"WHAT?" I ASKED
"THERE IS A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A SITH ON CABLE TV. AND HE HAS A SHOW WHERE HE TALKED ABOUT MOVIES. BUT AFTER ZEITGEIST, HE ONLY TALKS ABOUT CONSPIRACY BEHIND MOVIES..."
"HOW YOU KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE A SITH???"
"WELL, HE LIKE... HATES PEOPLE AND ONCE I SAW HIM DOWNTOWN, AND HE WAS HOODED AND ALL IN BLACK, I'M SURE HIS EYES WERE RED, ANYWAY. YOU KNOW THE SNOB PATH SOMETIMES TAKES YOU TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE AND HE ENDED UP HATING PEOPLE.."
"BUT YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE, RIGHT???"
"IF WE GO TO ARGENTINA, MAKE THAT QUESTION AGAIN"
"SO WHAT ABOUT THE CONSPIRACY NOW???"
"THE GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT DISNEY THE OTHER DAY AND PUT A LOT OF EMPHASIS IN THE FACT THAT THE DISNEY PRINCESSES WERE UNDERAGE... DID HE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE AGE OF CONSENT??? I DUNNO RIGHT NOW... ANYWAY, NOW HE WAS TALKING ABOUT TOTORO"
"WHAT ABOUT TOTORO? TOTORO IS JUST NICE, AND KAWAIIII"
"HE TALKED ABOUT AN URBAN LEGEND. AND BY URBAN LEGEND HE MEANT -QUOTE- NOT REAL. BUT HE SAID THAT IT WAS AN URBAN LEGEND IN JAPAN... ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE"
"NO!!!!"
"WELL, LET'S PUT AT THE END OF THE POST THE HILARIOUS STORY. BUT THE POINT IS, HE WAS IMPLYING CHILDREN COULD NOT SEE IT BECAUSE OF THAT"
"WELL, IF TOTORO WAS RATED "R" ALL CHILDREN WHO WENT TO THE THEATER WITH AN ADULT COULD SEE IT"
"YEAH, IN CHILE TOO, BUT NOT ALL PEOPLE KNOW THAT, CAUSE THE RULES WERE CHANGED BUT NOBODY WAS TOLD, ANYWAY..."
"WHAT?"
"I'M TALKING ABOUT THE HUNGER GAMES, HONEYBUNNY!!! ANYWAY... WELL. FIRST OF ALL YOU READ ANY FAIRY TALE AND YOU WILL FIND DEATH, A WITCH OR EVEN THE DEVIL IF NOT HELL. FAIRY TALE = FOR CHILDREN"
"OK. CONTINUE, CONTINUE"
"LOOK, I HAVE A HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN BOOK, THE FATHER OF THE TEEN AND CHILDREN LITERATURE. MIKE. SOME TALES HE WROTE MADE ME UNABLE TO SLEEP SOMETIMES. HE DOES TALK ABOUT HELL IN A LOT OF TALES AND WITH FULL DESCRIPTION, PLUS OTHER TALES ARE SO SAD AND OVER-REAL THAT... UGH. SO I ASK MYSELF... WHAT WAS THIS SITH TALKING ABOUT??? SO CHILDISH WE CAN BE AND HE IS UNABLE TO THINK LIKE AN ADULT, THAT'S STRANGE, EH?"
"YYYEAAAH... SO, WHAT'S THE POINT?"
"LOOK, IF TOTORO IS BASED IN THE URBAN LEGEND, CLEARLY MIYAZAKI WANTED TO MAKE A HAPPY STORY OUT OF A SAD ONE, TO TURN THINGS TO THE BEAUTY AND HARMONY SIDE. LIKE A COLLECTIVE THERAPY, YOU KNOW? BUT, AGAIN, AN URBAN LEGEND IS NOT REAL"
"HOW'S THAT?"
"AS FUNNY AS THE VIDEO POSTED AT THE END..."
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THE VIDEO IS SUBBED BUT YOU HAVE TO ACTIVATE THE CAPTIONS
THIS WAS THE PARANOID/CONSPIRACY/SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE IN A MOVIE OF TODAY!!!
HOPE YOU LOL ABOUT IT!!!!
