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Wednesday, November 6, 2013

GERMAN LESSONS

"SO YOU'RE NOT SURE YOU WANT TO GO TO THE ARISTOCRAT NEIGHBOURHOOD TO BUY... MIKE?"
 
"I'M NOT SURE CUB"
 
"BE SURE, YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WITH PLATINUM OUNZES THERE, ORE EYES. I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T BUY I TIE, YOU'LL KEEP AN EYE"
 
"WHY YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS?"
 
"I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE..."
 
"WELL, WE'LL SEE"
 
"I DON'T WANT TO GO EVERYWHERE SO YOU'LL GET VISUAL CONFIRMATION"
 
"OR MAYBE I CAN BUY MY OWN CLOTHES!"
 
"YOU AGREED SOMETHING ELSE. I SAY NO"
 
"FUCK!!!"
 
"FOR REAL, MIKE, THE VERSACE THINGS THEY SELL THERE ARE MORE BORING THAN... TOLKIEN, YOU'RE JUST NOT GONNA LIKE THAT, AND PLUS... HEY... NO, I KNOW! WE... THEN I'LL TELL YOU"
 
"ALRIGHT, SO STARTING WITH THE GERMAN LESSON, WE WILL SEE WHAT YOU REMEMBER, RIGHT???"
 
"YEP"
 
"SO I'LL SAY SOMETHNG IN ENGLISH AND YOU'LL SAY IT IN GERMAN, CLEAR?"
 
"OKIDOKI!"
 
"FUCK YOU" "FICK DICH"
 
"KISS ME" "KISSEN ICH"
 
"CAR" "WAGEN"
 
"HOUSE" "HAUS"
 
"APARTMENT" "WHOGEN?"
 
"WARM" "WARM"
 
"HOT" "HEISS"
 
"COLD" "KALT"
 
"THE + NOUN" "DIE + FEMALE NOUN, DER + MALE NOUN, AND IDUNNO + NEUTRAL NOUN"
 
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10" "EINZ, ZWEI, DREI, FUHR, FUNF, IDK, IDK, OCHT, NOIN, IDK"
 
"BEAUTYFUL" "SCHON"
 
"ASSHOLE" "ARSCHLOCH!"
 
"HEY!" "I DUNNO"
 
"SHIT" "SHEIZE"
 
"PLEASE, THANKS" "VITE, TANKE"
 
"BUT" "ABER"
 
"EXPENSIVE" "TEUER"
 
"BROTHER" "ARSCHLOCH"
 
"WTF?" "BRUEDER, MIKE"
 
"ALL" "ALLEZ"
 
"MAN" "HEISS"
 
"???" "MENSCH"
 
"MEN" "MENSCHEN"
 
"WELL, YOU REMEMBER A LOT... WHY YOU STOPPED STUDYING GERMAN???"
 
"I DUNNO, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME, CHEESECAKE???"
 
"WAT???"
 
"JA, ALLEZ KEIN PROBLEM!!!"
 
"YOU CUB!!!"
 

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