"I DUNNO WHY, BUT THE TOTORO VIDEO I POSTED DOESN'T LOOK VERY GOOD MIKE... I SAW IT IN A WEBSITE AND THE CAPTIONS WERE CLEAR AND READABLE. YOU THINK THE BIG BROTHER IS BEHIND THAT, OR THE VIDEO IS JUST BUGGED???"
"YOU ARE SEEKING FOR A CONSPIRACY BEHIND THAT???" I ASKED
"NOPE, BUT THE VIDEO IS REALLY FUN, BUT IF YOU READ THE STORY IN THE NET, YOU GET FROZEN SCARED, AND I DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN"
"SO?"
"YEAH, THE POINT!!! I CAN DRAW YOU A POINT SO YOU CAN FRAME IT AND PUT IT IN A WALL, SO WHEN YOU DON'T SEE THE POINT YOU GO SEE THE FRAMED POINT, ALRIGHT? THE POINT IS, I WENT OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS AND THEN EVERYBODY WENT HOME (?) AND AS FANGTASIA WAS NEAR, I JUST WALKED THERE..."
"WHICH OF ALL FANGTASIA???"
"THE ONE WITH THE ABSOLUT VODKA YOU KNOW WHERE, IN BAR, YOU KNOW WHICH"
"WHY YOU WENT ALONE? YOU COULD HAVE CALLED..."
"MIKE-LER, EXPLAIN AGAIN TO ME WHY YOU CAN'T DANCE"
"I DO CAN DANCE, WTF!!!"
"ANYTIME. LOOK..."
"CAN YOU STOP TALKING WITH MOVIE OR TV QUOTES? YOU'RE ANNOYING ME"
"WELL... THAT'S THE POINT! SO I WAS DANCING CAUSE THE MUSIC WAS -GOOD- AND AT SOME POINT I WANTED TO JUST LEAVE, BUT AS IT WAS EARLY I TOOK ONE OF MY DECKS AND STARTED MAKING QUESTIONS TO THE TAROT, AS I HAD THE FEELING THAT "I HAD TO BE THERE". SO THE CARDS SAID THE SAME AND THE CARD OF THE STAR SHOWED UP, WHICH MEANT THE STAR WOULD GUIDE ME AND WOULD GRANT GOOD LUCK. BUT I FELT STRANGE AND THE CARDS SAID THAT I JUST HAD TO CHANGE MY ATTITUDE. WELL, YEAH??? BUT I TRIED. I CHANGED MY ATTITUDE AND THE PLACE LOOKED SO DIFFERENT..."
"HAHAHAHA"
"YEAH, IT'S VERY FUNNY. PLUS THE MUSIC WAS GOOD LIKE ALL THE TIME, THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS IN FANGTASIA, SO, I STARTED READING ABOUT OTHER SUBJECTS, I WAS IN A TABLE AND ALL, YOU KNOW? SOME PEOPLE APPROACHED!!! BUT THEY DID NOT TALK, OH A GREAT PROGRESS"
"AND THEN? CUB THIS IS SO FUNNY!"
"THERE WERE A LOT MORE GIRLS THAN USUALLY, LIKE THEY WERE AMAZONES OR SOMETHING. SO I WAS ABOUT TO PUT THE DECK BACK WHERE I HAD IT, BUT I PREFFERED TO GO TO THE BAR AND I ASKED A COKE WITH SUGAR, AS I KNEW I WOULD BURN IT DANCING. AND THEN I WAS DRINKING MY COKE AND I SHOWED OFF THE DECK AND STARTED READING SOMETHINGS. EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING... YOU KNOW THERE'S A BARTENDER THAT IS ABLE TO SPEAK TO ME..."
"AND???"
"HE ASKED ME WHICH TAROT I HAD. I TOLD HIM IT WAS THE SPANISH OR MARSELLA, THAT WAS BASED IN THE RYDER WAITE, BUT WITH COOL IMAGES AND A DIFFERENT SUBJECT. THEN I TOLD HIM THE STORY OF THE CAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH AND I EXPLAINED HIM THAT IN PARTIES I USE TO JOKE A LOT WITH THE DECK SO I ASK FOR THE AID OF KRISHNA, THE VIRGIN OF LOURDES AND GUATEMALA, AND ILLUMINATION FROM BUDHA OUT LOUD AND, WELL IT WAS FUN"
"HAHAHAHA"
"AND, AS THE BARTENDER IS ABLE TO SPEAK TO ME, HE MAKES QUESTIONS SOMETIMES. WELL HE'S JUST AVERAGE, BUT IF HE'S ABLE TO SPEAK TO ME, I HAVE A GOOD OPINION OF HIM, ANYWAY. SO HE ASKED ME WHAT I WORKED IN. I TOLD HIM HE ALREADY ASKED ME THAT BEFORE. AND THEN I TOLD HIM "I DO FREE LANCE JOBS", AND ASKED HIM "WHY YOU ASK?"... ??? "JUST TO TALK" SAID HIM. AND I REALIZED, HE HAD A FASCINATION WITH ME! YOU KNOW? I AM FLATTERED BY YOUR FASCINATION WITH ME... HA!"
"OH, HELL YEAH, EINSTEIN"
"I KNOW ABOUT DATING RULES. FIRST RULE "IF SOMEONE HAS A FASCINATION WITH YOU AND THERE IS A THIRD PERSON PRESENT, THIS PERSON WILL NOT TALK TO YOU, BUT THE THIRD PERSON PRESENT". THAT'S WHY, EINSTEIN"
"AH... WHAT??? OH.. I SEE"
"SO I ASKED HIM WINKING BUT, IN JOKE MODE "AND YOU? WHAT DO YOU WORK IN???", WELL, HE JUST DID NOT ANSWER. BUT ALL PEOPLE AROUND GOT AN EXPRESSION OF SURPRISE IN THE HEAD, AND SUDDENLY I GOT DISCOVERED!!! THEY FIGURED OUT I DON'T TALK TO ANYONE JUST CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO, NOT CAUSE I CANNOT DO SO. FUCK! I DID NOT WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT. BY NOW GOSSIP GIRL MADE ME FAMOUS, FOR SURE"
"AND THEN YOU DANCED AND LEFT"
"YEAH"
