"MIKE, WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WEAR FOR FATALITY DAY?"
"I DUNNO, STUD MUFFIN. MAYBE YOU COULD PUT CHAINS TO ONE OF MY JACKETS"
"I REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU: "WORK FREE LANCE" AND YOU DID NOT LISTEN. WHEN YOU REALIZED AT WORK YOU HAD TO BE 9 HOURS AND IN SOME JOBS THEY TAKE ONE HOUR OUT OF YOUR LUNCH, SO THEY'RE NOT 8 BUT REALLY 9 AND SOMETIMES YOU WERE TOLD TO STAY AT OFFICE MORE HOURS AND YOU COULDN'T SAY NO CAUSE THEY COULD FIRE YOU AND THE EXTRA HOURS WERE MORE PAID BUT THE PERCENT WAS LOW... THEN YOU LISTENED TO ME. YOU NEEDED VISUAL CONFIRMATION"
"AND WHAT ABOUT MY CHAINS?"
"I CANNOT DO THAT. MY HANDS WILL SHAKE, I'LL FEEL DIZZY, I WILL RUIN MY FINGERS DOING STITCHES AND IN THE MIDDLE I WILL LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS, 100% SURE"
"AND YOU?"
"I HAVE ALL CHOSEN. I HAVE A JEAN PAUL GAULTIER MATELOT T-SHIRT. IT COSTED 100 EUROS, AS JEAN PAUL GAULTIER IS VERY PUNK, THE COST IS CHEAP COMPARED WITH MOSCHINO OR OTHER LABELS, THOSE T-SHIRTS COST 350 EUROS. EUROS!!! NOT BUCKS"
"MAYBE YOU NEED A NEW PAIR OF SNEAKERS"
"I DON'T NEED THEM. BUT THERE ARE OUTLET NIKE STORES WHERE THE AIR MAX ARE AT 50% OR LESS. I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE, YOU'LL REALLY BUY ME NEW SNEAKERS???"
"FOR THE FATALITY DAY? YOU'RE KIDDING?"
"I WISH I WAS. ABOUT YOU MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO A MALL"
"WHAT?"
"LOOK WHEN I GO SHOPPING WITH MY MOM I CHOOSE ALL HER CLOTHES, THAT WAY I SAVE A LOT OF TIME AS SHE IS A GIRL. I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT, I'VE DONE IT WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE, I DID WHEN MY SISTER GOT MARRIED AND THERE WERE THREE GIRLS, I HAD TO CHOOSE SOME ACCESORIES TOO, DID IT AL QUICKLY. AND I KNOW YOU, IT WILL BE FASTER THAN SAY QUIDDITCH"
"YOU GO SHOPPING WITH YOUR MOM?"
"YEAH, I LIKE IT. WE LOVE IT. AND SHE LOVES WHAT I CHOOSE FOR HER. WHY? LOOK, MIKE, I'M A GEN YER, ASSUME IT, HAYDEN PANETTIERE GOES WITH HER MOM TO ALL RED CARPETS, AS SHE IS A GEN YER TOO"
"AH, WELL"
"HOW MUCH BUDGET YOU PLAN TO...?"
"WE'LL SEE"
"DECIDE SOON, I KNOW WHICH STORES ARE MORE EXPENSIVE"
"ALRIGHT"
"AND WHEN WE DANCE WE'LL NEED SPORT CLOTHES, I DON'T WANT TO RUIN MY MATELOT T-SHIRT WITH MY SWEAT"
"WHERE WE'LL CHANGE?"
"THE HABITATION"
"WELL, I AGREE WITH ALL THAT, FINE?"
"YEP"
