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Friday, August 30, 2013

WELL... YES! WE WATCHED A BAD MOVIE... SO WHAT???

SO WHEN WE WATCH MOVIES TOGETHER, MY BOYFRIEND MAKES ME CHOOSE FROM A GROUP OF MOVIES OR HE TELLS ME WE SHOULD SEE "THAT" MOVIE.

WELL. WHEN IT'S A GROUP OF MOVIES, AND """I""" HAVE THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL TO CHOOSE... IT ENDS UP THAT MY BOYFRIEND ALREADY KNEW THOSE WERE GOOD MOVIES, SO IT'S NOT LIKE """I""" CHOSE IT... A 100%

AND WHEN WE SHOULD SEE """"""THAT""""""" MOVIE, IT'S CAUSE THE MOVIE IS SO GOOD WE CAN'T MISS IT.

WELL. TIRED OF THIS GAME OF MAKING THE FOOL, PLAYING DEAD AND SWEET SUBTLE MANIPULATION FROM MY ---DEAR--- BOYFRIEND

AIMO, AIMO, BOYFRIEND*********

SO THIS TIME

I

DECIDED THE MOVIE WE WOULD SEE.

THE HELL I PUT THE FOOT. WHAT A BAD MOVIE!!!

SO THE MOVIE WE SAW IS CALLED "STRANDED".
THE ONLY REAL STAR THERE IS CHRISTIAN SLATER.

SO MY BOYFRIEND COULDN'T STOP TALKING ALL THE FILM.
IT WAS LIKE I WANTED TO TAKE TE PILLOW AND... ANYWAY.

HERE ARE SOME OF THE COMMENTARIES ABOUT THE FILM MADE BY THE CRITIC I APPRECIATE THE MOST: THE BEAR CUB : THE FIRE OF MY LOINS : MY STUD : MY BOYFRIEND.

·HONEY... YOU... LIKE? BAD MOVIES?
·IT'S INTERESTING HOW LOW BUDGET MOVIES CAN MAKE THE SETS LOOK SO GOOD.
·SO YOU LIKE BAD MOVIES? DO YOU? I'LL HAVE TO TAKE THIS KIND OF CRAP ON A MONTHLY BASIS?
·THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE GOOD, BUT NOT KINDA... "SPECIAL", YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???
·I THINK THE ONLY GOOD THING IN THIS MOVIE IS THE BLOOD...
·THIS CROSS BETWEEN ALIENS, AND AVATAR SOMETIMES WORKS.
·I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS MOVIE WAS BAD JUST BY KNOWING WHO STARRED... I MEAN THE ACTORS.
·THIS SHAKESPEAREAN LOOK IN CHRISTIAN LATER'S ATTITUDE IS KINDA WELL DONE.
·I'VE SEEN BETTER SLIME IN THE AWARDS OF NIKELODEON...
·HONEY, NOTHING IN THIS MOVIE MAKES SENSE...

SO IN THE END I SAID:
· ALRIGHT!!! THE MOVIE IS BAD!!! SO WHAT??? I CHOSE IT AND YOU AGREED, SO WE'LL WATCH IT TILL THE END. I HAVE SPOKEN!!!

WHAT HE DID THEN? HE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH THE MOVIE WOULD LAST AND HOW MUCH PAIN HE WOULD HAVE TO TAKE LEFT, WATCHING IT. THEN HE ENTERED IN ALPHA STATE AND FELL ASLEEP IN MY ARMS.

WE USUALLY ENTER IN ALPHA STATE WHEN WE WATCH MOVIES. BUT WE DON'T FALL ASLEEP...

SO BAD WAS THE MOVIE :S ????

IT'S COOL TO WATCH HIM SLEEP.

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