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Thursday, August 29, 2013

MY BOYFRIEND HAS 1000 REMOTES!!!

WELL. NOT 1000. BUT A LOT. HE SAYS HE DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK AT THE REMOTE CONTROLS BECAUSE HE CAN TELL WICH IS WHICH BY THEIR SHAPES.

????

O.o

HELL YEAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.

AND IT GOES WORSE!

"""AND I KNOW WHERE ALL THE BUTTONS ARE SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT ALL THE REMOTES EVERYTIME I WANT TO USE THEM, U KNOW WHAT I MEAN"""

NO, HONEY O.o I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN :S

"""WELL, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO LEARN, YOU SEE? ALL BUTTONS ARE ARRANGED ACCORDING TO CATEGORY AND HIERARCHICAL ORDER, ALSO THERE ARE BUTTONS THAT ARE VERY DIFFERENT BECAUSE U USE THEM FOR OTHER SPECIFIC FUNCTIONS. ALL THESE BUTTONS HAVE DIFFERENT SHAPES AND YOU CAN TELL THAT BUT HOW YOUR HANDS ---READ THIS--- FEEL THEM"""

HERE IS WHERE I REMEMBER PITAGORAS. AND THE SUM OF THE SQUARES OF AND THAT EQUALS THE SQUARE... IT WAS PITAGORAS???

O.o

"""YOU KNOW, BEFORE, REMOTES WERE VERY STANDARIZED SO REMEMBERING JUST ONE, IT WAS KINDA YOU REMEMBERED EVERYONE. BUT NOW THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT. TECHNOLOGY HAS CHANGED SO MUCH, YOU KNOW?"""

YES! I KNOW THAT!

BUT I DO NOT KNOW HOW THE HELL YOU DO THAT!!!

"""IT IS ONLY GEOMETRY"""

OH YEAH. NOW I DOOOOOOOOOOOON'T GET IT.

WELL, THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND. I LOVE HIM.

VATER, BRUDER, SOHN.

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