FOREVER VIRGIN???

SO IN TRUE BLOOD SEASON 6, JESSICA

--------------------MAKES LOVE----------------

WITH A VAMPIRE, FOR THE FIRST TIME.

WELL, BILL MADE HER A VAMPIRE CAUSE HE MADE A BET WITH ERIC NORTHMAN, IN THE END BILL GETS THE GIRL: JESSICA.

HA.
BAD JOKE.

SOMETHING LIKE IT. SO BILL IN HIS STUPID AND HONESTLY PURE IMPULSIVITY, POSSIBLY DRIVEN BY LUST FOR BLOOD AND LUST FOR LUST AND LUST FOR LIFE.

SO THE BAD THING HERE IS: JESSICA WAS VIRGIN WHEN HE WAS MADE VAMPIRE. AND AS VAMPIRES CAN HEAL FROM WOUNDS.

TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

JESSICA WON THE LOTERY AND IS NOW

--------------VIRGIN FOREVER-----------------

WE FOUND OUT WHEN JESSICA FIRST GOT LAID WITH ANOTHER... """BEAR CUB"""
HERS NOT MINE (((SHE DOESN'T PROBABLY WANT THE TRUE DEATH, PLUS I LIKE HER)))

SO HER BEAR CUB GOT HER LAID FOR THE SECOND TIME IN LIFE AND.

WHAT THE HELL???!!!

SHE WAS VIRGIN AGAIN.

SO MY BEAR CUB OFTEN SAYS.
"INSTEAD OF CONDOMS, SHE SHOULD CARRY IN HER PURSE A LITTLE KNIFE WITH SILVER ON THE BLADE. SO SHE COULD MAKE A CROSS CUT IN THAT, YOU KNOW.... """MEMBRANE""", AND HER PROBLEM WOULD BE MORE EASIER TO TAKE. DON'T YOU THINK??? I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN GETTING THAT MEMBRANE BROKEN WITH THE ALTERNATIVE MALE WEAPON ANYTIME SHE HAS SEX. THAT'S WHAT I THINK... THAT WOULD BE BETTER, NOT???"

SOMETIMES I GET RED, OR MUTE OR I LAUGH, BUT I'VE HEARD ALL THIS A LOT OF TIMES.

-_-'  SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIT  :S