WELL, BEFORE THAT, WE WERE IN THE QUEUE AND MY BOYFRIEND SAID, SMILING:
"WHO'S GONNA PAY?"
"C'MON" I ANSWERED. "THIS IS MC'DONALDS, NOT THE W HOTEL!!!"
"ISIDORA GOYENECHEA 3000" HE SAID LOOKING NOWHERE WITH EMPTY EYES.
??? O.o
"IF YOU PAY WITH COUPONS, I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF" SAID HIM. SHOWING HIS TEETH. AND FROWNING. AND SMILING.
"SEEMS TO ME YOU CAN DO 1000 THINGS AT THE SAME TIME"
"YOU LOOK GOOD WHEN YOU DO HUMBLE" HE SAID.
"HUMBLE??? NO IT'S JUST... YOU PUT ME NERVOUS, YOU KNOW??? I MEAN. YOU KNOW THAT, DO YOU NOT?"
"YES I KNOW. I GET THAT A LOT. WITH OR WITHOUT WORDS. IT'S COOL IT HAPPENS TO YOU TOO, CONSIDERING YOUR HEIGHT AND BODY MASS... AND OVER-DEVELOPED PERSONALITY..."
"WHAT???"
HOW CAN HE SAY 1000 THINGS IN ONE SENTENCE???
SO THEN WE WERE EATING AND HE SAID IT.
"SO HOW DOES A QUARTER OF POUND MAKE YOU FAT???"
I SWALLOWED AND SAID...
"WHAT?"
"HONEY, A QUARTER OF LIBRA IS NEARLY 125 GRAMS, A LITTLE LESS EVEN. THAT'S WHAT THE QUARTER OF LIBRA IS SUPPOSED TO WEIGH. HOW CAN THAT LITTLE THING MAKE PEOPLE SO FAT???"
"I DUNNO, GUESS YOU HAVE TO EAT... MORE THATN ONE VERY OFTEN..."
SO HE BITED HIS BIG MAC AND SWALLOWED.
"BIG MAC IS WAY BETTER, YOU KNOW? BUT IT'S SMALL TOO, FOR HAVING SUCH A BIG NAME, AND 3 LAYERS OF BREAD PLUS 2 LAYERS OF FOOD. MAYBE IT'S BEEN DESIGNED THAT WAY"
"WHY YOU...? WHAT?"
"OF COURSE, SO IT CAN BE HANDLED WITH ONE HAND. AND AS THIS IS A FAST FOOD PLACE, USUALLY PEOPLE EAT THE BURGERS WALKING, WHEN THERE'S NO TIME TO SIT DOWN"
"SO WHEN YOU ENTER A BOOK STORE... WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT"
WE LAUGHED.
"IN YOU" HE SAID LAUGHING, "ONLY YOU". AND HE WENT ON "AS THEY DON'T SELL BEN COHEN CALENDARS IN CHILE, I ONLY THINK IN YOU"
"SURE..." SAID TRYING TO EAT WITHOUT LETTIN ALL THE FOOD FALL FROM MY MOUTH AS I LAUGHED.
SO HOW A DATE IN MC'DONALDS CAN BE ROMANTIC???
WE ARE MEN.
THAT'S ALL.
