///JURASSIC WORLD 2///

It was night and Lady Elefant was not there.

We were in a restaurant.

"You think she'll come?" said my boyfrien drinking from his glass of diet coke

"She said she would..." I answered, shoulders up

And suddenly she appeared

"Hi guys!" she said sitting on the table.

"What happenned?" asked my cub.

"Sorry guys, but I had to kill three people and I got a delay, plus the last one wasn't cooperating, y had to cut his throat with a knife, but my outfit is clean so, everything cool!"

"Sure!" we said.

"My boyfriend had a dream about Jurassic World again!" I said

"Really?" she asked

"Yup" said my boyfriend "It was about the movie, but I was inside the movie, and the park lasted the first minutes of the movie, then everything was destroyed and it was like a desert island with few dinosaurs alive, and the monorail was moving over the floor without the rail, and a girl was trying to make everyone believe everithing in the park was ok"

"So you really like Jurassic Park" said Lady Elephant

"Yes! It's my favorite movie. I've seen it like 30 times."

"I would like to have dreams like that... like movies"

"It's cool"

My boyfriend ordered a burger with blue cheese, I ordered a burger with cheddar cheese and Lady Elephant ordered a Ceasar's Salad.

The order came and we ate. And while we were eating...

"Oh I'm inspired!" said my boyfriend "I need a pen and paper"

So I gave him a piece of paper and a pen. And he wrote.

"What you wrote?" said Lady Elephant

"A poem"

"Can I read it?"

"Hum... I don't know..."

"C'mon, I want to read it"

So Lady Elephant took the poem...

The Bond Between Us

Missing you

Is like summer in the rain

You know as I do

That's something

That by no one

Can be made 

Losing you is like

Winter with no snow

For we love each other

Like in this world

Nobody knows

Remember, remember

Me and you

A bond no one can break

For you and I together

Are a future we can make

"Holy shit, that's a good poem!" said her

"Well, I am an artist" said the cub

"It's beautiful" I said.

And we kept talking...

///PUC///

So we were waiting at Starbucks and Pennie Upperclass finally appeared

"Hi guys" she said

"Hi!" we said.

We ordered our coffees and sat on a table

"Guys I had a problem, I couldn't find a place to park my car and my Iphone fell and I couldn't find it and then my mom called to know if I had the flu, but I didn't and I had to call her back cause the phone was missing, and, you know, my everyday life"

????

"So you guys will do the civil union thing?"

"Well..." I said

"I found out that civil unions will be able to be done since september" the cub said

"And we don't like september" we said

"Why not?" asked Pennie

"Well... you know..." we said

"But the sooner the better" she insisted

"We can wait a little longer" I said

"Plus we don't want to be the first ones and appear in all the news" said the cub

"We like our privacy" we said nodding

"How are your coffees?" she asked

"Good" I said

"Too warm mine" said my boyfriend

"Guys I could totally help you choose your outfits for that very special day"

"I can do that" said the cub 

"He's expert for that" I said

 

"But you're not supposed to see each other before the moment"

"We are not girls"

"Nope" added my boyfriend

"I so wanna be there" said Pennie sipping her coffee"

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TAROT CARDS!!!!

THE MAGICIAN                                            HIGH PRIESTESS

 

TWO OF CUPS

THE EMPEROR

THE EMPRESS                                  THE HIEROPHANT

 

STRENGTH                                           THE FOOL

THE HERMIT                                               THE MOON

DEATH                                                           THE DEVIL 

WHEEL OF FORTUNE                                              JUSTICE

THE LOVERS

THE CHARIOT

 

THE TOWER

JUDGEMENT

THE STAR

THE SUN

TEMPERANCE

THE WORLD

///TREMOR///

So we were walking downtown

"I had a dream, Mike"

"About what?" I asked.

"Hi guys!!!" it was Lady Elephant "Good to see you here, you know, I'm working"

"I have to kill someone, guys, I'll get paid 60 grands"

"My boyfriend had a dream"

"Really?"

"I had a humanoid robot and then I bought 2 robot dogs, the technology was good, they had Wi-Fi connection and could talk and learn, and develop a personality with AI, it was cool" my boyfriend said

"You have very interesting dreams" said Lady Elephant.

And it happenned

"HELL!!!! A tremor!!!!" I said.

"I'll do it" said my boyfriend

"People will see you"

"I'm tired or hiding who I am!!!" and he floated in the air "Do the same, Mike"

"Alright"

"You guys can fly" said Lady Elephant grabbing to something

"I have to read the cards, Michael, what if the earthquake is gonna be sooner???"

"Why you're so worried now?"

"My sister lives in the San Ramon Fault!!! To the south of it, not the upperclass sector"

"Don't worry"

"She has a baby, what about my nephew?"

And the tremor stopped

"Let's check www.sismologia.cl" the cub said

"5.9 in mercali"

We put our feet over the ground.

"You have secrets too" said Lady Elephant "and I've gotta work, see you later handsomes!!!"

And she left.

"What's going on???" said my boyfriend.

"Better be ready"

"I'm worried. The 2010 earthquake made me pieces"

"You're stronger now"

And then we went to Starbucks and later we bouth perfumes, and my boyfriend felt better.

///THE SAN RAMON FAULT///

"Cub why you're so worried about the San Ramon Fault????"

"I'm not that worried... but they made a big deal in the mass media, like a week talking about it... suspicious"

"Why not that worried?"

"Cause if the earthquake happens, it would affect all upperclass people here in Santiago and I'm not in love with them, you know?"

"Well, you were bullied by upperclass people at the school of design, you had to study at Catholic University... hell"

"Plus, I was not sure about the earthquake"

"You're sure now????"

"Nope, but I read the tarot cards and the cards revealed the earthquake would happen in two or three months, so I made the Minmay Operation"

"You believe the cards?"

"You know I'm accurate with the cards"

"An earthquake is still a problem"

"Yup, all construction stuff prices would rise and the prices of the houses or apartments..."

"You seem to not care"

"I was bullied... remember???"

"And?"

"The earthquake would clean a lot of mess"

THIS GUY!!!!

***MINMAY OPERATION TODAY !!!!***

The San Ramon Fault is a geological fault just in Santiago, Chile!

And in the media they have made a big deal about it, talking about the risk of an EARTHQUAKE!!!!

We don't believe very much in that but...

JUST IN CASE!!!!

SHOW BEGINS 6 PM Santiago of Chile time, google that!

ONLY ON

https://twitter.com/AndrielTabrax

And remember, Internet is not TV but we use this!

We told you!

///BRONY///

"Cub, I can't believe you're a "brony" !!!!"

"Why you care?"

"We'll have to see four, and I repeat, "four" seasons of ponies!!!!"

"You forgot when you were desperate to see the end of Sailor Moon Super and we watched 12 chapters in a row... that's annoying"

"C'mon!!!!"

"C'mon you! Recognize it..."

"Recognize what?"

"You like My Little Pony too"

"Yup but... It's not the point"

"I like my little pony since I was a pup!!!"

"I thought it was enough with being a cyborg and a power ranger and an esper and all that stuff! Now you're a brony!!!!"

"I've always been a brony at heart"

"WTF!!!!"

"I made new friends..."

"Oh well... that's an interesting change of events..."

"You see? Being a brony is good"

"Hell :( "

"You like it Mike, I know you"

"Shut up"

"Do you still love me?"

"Oh my... and YES!!!!"

"I went to a meet up and it was so fun!!!"

"Hell"

"It was full of guys wearing ponies t-shirts and they had pony plushes and figures and collectible cards. It was so cool"

"Oh no, I see it coming..."

"What?"

"You'll start collecting ponies!!!!"

"Of course"

Another collection... Hell.

THIS GUY!!!!