Tuesday, February 25, 2014

THE PARENT TRAP

 
"SO WHAT YOU'LL DO WITH YOUR PARENTS???"
 
"MIKE, IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER I HAD SOME TROUBLE AS I AM MONKEY AND THE MONKEY EQUALS TO THE LION IN WESTERN ZODIAC. THAT MEANT THE TIGER MADE A LOT OF UGLY THINGS TO ME JUST FOR FUN, AND ENVY, OF COURSE"
 
"HUMBLE AGAIN"
 
"LOOK, SO I GOT TO A POINT WHERE I THOUGHT "WAIT A MINUTE. I DID NOTHING TO THE TIGER AND THE TIGER IS HAVING FUN FOR FREE MAKING ME HAVE HARD TIMES. AND I DON'T LIKE THINGS FOR FREE. YOU DO SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE TO ME, YOU PAY A PRICE FOR IT"
 
"DON'T GET IT?"
 
"IT'S LIKE TRICK OR TREAT. IF MY PARENTS ARE ANNOYED FOR "MISTERIOUS REASONS" I "DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO ABOUT", THEY WON'T BOTHER ME, CAUSE THEY WILL BE ANGRY AND WHEN ANGRY, YOU CANNOT FIGHT. WORKED WITH THE TIGER. WILL WORK WITH THEM."
 
"SOUNDS EASY"
 
"VEEEEERYYY"
 
"YOU AND YOUR POKER FACE. KEEP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MORE"
 


BUSINESSCUB... O.o

 
"SO YOU HAVE THE STUFF TO MAKE THE FURNITURE"
 
"NOT ALL BUT, SO FAR SO GOOD"
 
"CUB, YOU SURE YOU SHOULDN'T..."
 
"STAY AWAY FROM MY STORE, YOU IMPULSIVE BLOCKHEAD!!!"
 
"ALRIGHT"
 
"I'VE TOLD YOU 1000 TIMES??? HEY, NOW YOU HIT THE WALL WITH YOUR HEAD 1000 TIMES, THAT MEANS YOU WON'T BOTHER ME ABOUT THAT MATTER AGAIN, RIGHT? OR A BUY A TON OF LEMON PIES AND ACME STUFF, CLEAR???"
 
"NO"
 
"HELL!!!"
 
"SO YOUR STORE IS FOR GEN YERS"
 
"YEAH. GEN YERS IN CHILE EXIST, BUT NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA, CAUSE OPEN TV HAS NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT, AND NOBODY KNOWS THAT INTERNET IS VERY USEFUL, PLUS FOR CHILEANS, CHILE IS FLAT, LIKE THERE'S NOTHING... OUT THERE. BUT GEN YERS ARE THERE, SO I KNOW MY AUDIENCE AS I KNOW MYSELF"
 
"SURE"
 
"YOU'RE GEN X, RIGHT???"
 
"???"
 
 
"I KNOW THAT. LOOK, GEN YERS IS THE SCIENTIFIC TERM TO TALK ABOUT INDIGO CHILDREN. AS SCIENCE IS "TRUE" AND NEW AGE IS "CRAP"... WELL"
 
"YOU'LL READ THE CARDS, RIGHT???"
 
"YEAH, I DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES FOR THAT, AND ONE QUESTION AT A TIME AS I HAVE TO SELL TOO"
 
"HOW... YOU KNOW THAT???"
 
"I TALKED WITH MY PARENTS ACCOUNTANT. HE GAVE ME TIPS FOR FREE. IS IT NECESSARY TO SAY WHEN I SAY PARENTS I MEAN "MOM AND DAD"???"
 
"MAYBE FOR SOME... PEOPLE WITH NO BRAIN"
 
"SO IF I BUY THINGS BY LOTS, THEY ARE CHEAPER, AND THERE'S A WAY TO NOT PAY TAXES"
 
"I DON'T GET IT"
 
"THAT'S WHY I TELL YOU TO... STAY AWAY FROM MY STORE!!!"
 
"GOT IT"
 
"I'VE HEARD THAT 1001 TIMES NOW"
 
"WHY WHEN YOU GET ANGRY I FEEL GOOD???"
 
"I DON'T KNOW..."
 
"SO YOU HAVE THINGS TO SELL ALREADY"
 
"YES, A STOCK. BUT I NEED TO BUY MORE"
 
"AND YOU STUDIED DESIGN SO YOU'LL MAKE ALL THE LOOK OF THE STORE"
 
"YES AND THE FURNITURE IS MADE TO PUT AND TAKE AWAY IN CASE ALL BLOWS UP. PLUS THE STORE I WANT IS READY. HAS THE LIGHTS, THE CEILING, THE WALLS READY, AND THE FLOOR TOO. SO I JUST HAVE TO PUT MY THINGS THERE AND START WITH THE BUSINESS, ANYWAY. THE PLACE IS GOOD, AND THE ACCOUNTER TOLD ME "AS YOU TALK, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A LOT MONEY"
 
"AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS???"
 
"I HAVE A PLAN ABOUT THAT"
 
"THAT SOUNDS... SCARY"
 
"NO, IT'S MORE LIKE... FUN"
 

MY BOYFRIEND SMOKES... SO WHAT!!!!

 
"SO YOU'RE QUITTING SMOKING... AGAIN"
 
"YEAH... TAKES A WHILE... BUT I WILL GO BACK TO SMOKE OCASSIONALLY"
 
"SO YOU SMOKE LIKE 5 TO 10 CIGARS A DAY"
 
"YES AND PEOPLE WHO SMOKE THEY DO THAY LIKE 80 TIMES A DAY, AND THE ONES WITH RED FILTER. I SMOKE WITH WHITE FILTER, THAT'S... NOT THE SAME"
 
"I KNOW THAT"
 
"MIKE I BOUGHT A TEN CIGAR PACK THE OTHER DAY AND IT COSTS 1,80 BUCKS, BUT I WAS CHARGED 2 BUCKS, SO I TOLD THE GIRL THAT HAS THE STORE NEAR TO MY HOUSE WHAT ABOUT THAT, CAUSE PRICE OF CIGARS ARE STANDARD"
 
"SO???"
 
"SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE "COULD" SELL THEM MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT THAT WAS A BAD IDEA CAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE TO PAY WAY MORE TAXES"
 
"AND"
 
"WELL THAT HAPPENNED TO ME AGAIN, I WAS CHARGED 2 BUCKS FOR THE SAME PACK AND I TOLD THE GUY HE COULDN'T DO THAT, OR HE WOULD HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND GIVE ME A TAX PAPER. BUT HE TOLD ME "CIGARS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE NOW" BUT I HAD BOUGHT THE SAME PACK IN THE MORNING AND IT WAS 1,80 SO I TOLD A COP WHAT WAS GOING ON"
 
"FOR 20 PENNIES???"
 
"IT'S NOT THE POINT. SO THE COP TOLD THE GUY WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT. THE COP DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT THE GUY HAD TO PAY TAXES SO HE TOLD ME TO MAKE A COMPLAIN TO THE COSTUMER SERVICE. SO I TOLD THE COP "YES, BUT I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THIS GUY", SO AT THAT POINT I GOT MY 20 PENNIES BACK"
 
"AWESOOOME"
 
"THINKING ABOUT SMOKING. LIKE IN THE 20'S GIRLS DIDN'T SMOKE, LIKE IT WAS THE WORST THING. BUT CHANEL DID SMOKE. ACTUALLY FOR THE MOVIE, IN FRANCE THE POSTER WITH CHANEL SMOKING WAS BANNED. LIKE WE ARE BACK IN THE 20'S IN THAT "AREA"
 
"YOU THINK???"
 
"KINDA"
 


Sunday, February 23, 2014

RADIOACTIVE

"MIKE, I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE NEW LIST RADIOACTIVE"
 
"???"
 
 
"???"
 
"YEAH, I LIKE IT"
 
"JOSH WAS RIGHT. THE CARDS TOO. EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENNING HELPS ME SEE WHO CAN BE ON THE LIST"
 
"YEAH... YOU MEAN THE HARVEST"
 
"YEP"
 
"WHAT'S WRONG???"
 

 
"I SEE MY PARENTS LIKE FIME MINUTES A DAY. THEY FIND A WAY TO MAKE ME DOWN IN FIVE SECONDS. I STAY WITH THEM FOR A LOT OF REASONS. I CARE ABOUT THEM, AND THEY CARE ABOUT ME A LOT, TOO. I'M THE FAVORITE, BUT FOR THE SAME REASON..."
 
"WHAT???"
 
"I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE HAPPENS SOMETHING TO THEIR UNCONSCIOUS MINDS... WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
 
"HUM... EH... GLUPS. YES. I HAVE SOME PLANS I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU YET"
 
"THEY'RE TRYING TO PUT US APART"
 
"THATS 1000% IMPOSSIBLE"
 
"THEY DON'T KNOW THAT"
 
 
"I CAN AVOID THEM BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT BUSINESS"
 
"MONEY, I KNOW. TRICKY... WHAT YOU'LL DO???"
 
"I DUNNO. THE YEAR OF THE HORSE IS A YEAR TO EXPRESS FEELINGS THAT ARE STUCK. BY COMMUNICATION. BUT AS THE FEELINGS ARE STUCK, THAT'S WHY THE HORSE WANTS TO RUN ALL THE TIME"
 
"LIKE YOU'VE BEEN EXPRESSING A LOT OF THINGS"
 
"YOU TOO... STRANGE FOR A RESERVED GUY LIKE YOU"
 
">BBBBLUSH<"
 
 
"MIKE, MY MOM HAS A CANDLE ON IN FRONT OF AN IMAGE OF THE VIRGIN. I TURN IT OUT ANYTIME I CAN. I KNOW THAT CANDLE IS ON SO SHE THINKS THE CANDLE WILL MAKE US BRAKE UP... AGAIN"
 
"THAT WON'T HAPPEN"
 
"SO SERIOUS IS THE DAMN THING"
 
"SO WHAT YOU'LL DO???"
 
"IMPROVISE"
 
"O.O"
 
"THAT'S WONNA WORK, FOR SURE"
 
"NOW I FEEL SO STUPID"
 
"SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE. FIVE MINUTES A DAY!!!"
 
"THE PLOT THICKENS"
 
"THEY'RE NOT IN THE LIST SO FAR... IN MY HEAD... WE HAVE TO MAKE THE LIST FIRST"
 
"WELL... I... DON'T HAVE A VERY GOOD OPINION ABOUT YOUR PARENTS"
 
 
"I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN. BUT I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER"
 
"WELL IF YOU KEEP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MORE, THAT WON'T BE DIFFICULT"
 
"WE SHOULD CUDDLE AND WATCH SOME MOVIES MORE OFTEN"
 
"NO PROBLEM!!!"
 
 
"BUT NOT STRANDED, ALRIGHT O.-"
 
"..."
 
"LOVE YOU"
 
"LOVE YOU 2. AND WE ARE NOT GAY, MORE LIKE... """AMBIDEXTROUS""", PLUS YOU DON'T DRINK"
 
"NO, BUT I'M DRUNK IN LOVE, LIKE YOU!"
 
"YES, CUB, I'LL BE THERE... I WANT TO... (SIGH)"
 

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Friday, February 21, 2014

IF YOU WANT TO WATCH MINMAY OPERATION

 
FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT
 
 
ONLY ON
 
 
#MINMAYOPERATION

YOU CUB... FEEL GOOD???

 
 
"YOU DO OR NOT?"

 
"I FEEL GOOD... WHY???"

 
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU DID WITH MINMAY OPERATION"


"YOU KNOW, SEARCHING THE RIGHT VIDEOS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT"

 
"YOU REALLY WENT UP ONE OF THOSE LIGHT CYCLES"

 
"IT WAS THRILLING AND I FELT TIRED AND NOW OVEREMOTIONAL"

 
"PERTURBINGLY HUMAN???"

 
"NO, BUT I HOPE A LOT OF PEOPLE SAW IT"

 
"A LOT? CUB..."

 
"I THINK SOME CONNECTIONS IN THE WEB WERE MADE"

 
"MAYBE WORLDWIDE... IT WAS... OUTSTANDING"

 
"THOUGHT I NEEDED THE VOICE OF SOME SIRENS TO MAKE PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT BIG TROUBLE"

 
"AND FIND THEIR OWN COURAGE"

 
"I THINK THAT REALLY WORKED. WHAT PISSES ME OFF... YOU KEEP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MORE..."

 
"YOU'RE COOL, CUB. HOW'S YOUR... THING WITH GOD?"

 
"JUST FIIIINE, MIKE"

 
"YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT"

 
"I FELT IT WAS MY RESPONSABILITY. PLUS I HAD A LOT OF FUN. IT WAS... INSPIRATIONAL FOR ME, FOR OTHERS. I KINDA FELT THAT"

 
"HOPE SOME OTHER PEOPLE DO THE SAME THING WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE"


 
"I THINK GOD MUST BE SMILING SOMEWHERE"
 
 
"..."

 
"TRY TO REST NOW, ALRIGHT?"
 
"???"
 
"YOU NEED IT, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU EARNED IT"
 
"YES MIKE, I'LL DO IT"
 

Sunday, February 16, 2014

SISTER! GO TO THE CLOSET AND... PRAY

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SISTER???"
 
"SHE... WELL..."
 
 
"WHAT?"
 
"SHE'S GOING DOWN A PATH I CANNOT FOLLOW TT_TT"
 
"YOU'RE LAUGHING! YOU JUST DON'T CARE!"
 
"WELL, SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO"
 
"SOUNDS "FAMILIAR"
 
"BUT SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO EVANGELIZE ME. SHE HAS NO CLUE I'M CLOSER TO GOD THAN HER. AND... THAT HAPPENS SINCE A LONG TIME AGO... YEARS"
 
"???"
 
"SHE'S ALSO RUDE TO ME, BUT WHEN I'M RUDE TO HER SHE GOES LIKE "YOU'RE IN THE PATH OF THE DEMON AND" WELL THINGS LIKE THAT. I TOLD YOU, SHE'S CARRIE'S MOM. SHE ALSO MAKES SHOWS WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY, TO MAKE THEM THINK I'M THE VILLAIN OR SOMETHING. WELL, SHE HAS DOLORES UMBRIDGE GENES, NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!"
 
 
"SO YOU'LL BLOW UP HER APT???"
 
"I TOLD YOU MIKE, THAT I CANNOT "MAAAAKE THIIIINGS MOOOOVE"
 
"SOUNDS TOXIC"
 
"MY SISTER, YES. YOU ARE NOT TOXIC. I ALWAYS KNEW THAT"
 
"???!!!"
 
"YOU ARE GOOD"
 
"WHEN I'M WITH YOU... O.o'"
 
"LIAR"
 
"SINCE WHEN YOU KNOW THAT???"
 
"SINCE I MADE MY RESEARCH AFTER I REALIZED YOU MADE YOURS. LIKE I A WEEK OR TWO AFTER, YOU KNOW, WE WERE DRUNK AND WE MET AND WE FELL IN LOVE. WELL ME. YOU WERE IN LOVE BEFORE, RIGHT???"
 
"EH... UH... HUM... YES"
 
 
"WELL SHE USES THE WORD JESUS, AND THE WORD DEVIL, SO THERE'S A TOTAL MESS IN HER HEAD, THE WORD SIN TOO"
 
"BUT YOUR BRO IN LAW IS BAD. FOR WHAT YOU'VE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM"
 
"I THOUGHT SHE WAS OPEN MINDED AND LIKED A BAD GUY. THEY ARE IN LOVE ANYWAY, I FIGURED OUT THAT THE OTHER DAY, I GOT VERY SURPRISED. BUT, IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND TOGETHER... IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON"
 
"THAT SOUNDS "FAMILIAR" TOO"
 
 
"SHE'S JUST THE KIND OF PERSON I DON'T WANT TO RELATE TO. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE HER. IT'S LIKE A NEUTRAL THING. LIKE WHEN I SEE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T CATCH MY INTEREST. I GAVE HER SO MUCH CHANCES TO SHOW ME THAT WAS NOT TRUE, BUT... IT'S TRUE. AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY CHESS WITH HER ANYMORE. IT'S NOT FUNNY, NOT INTERESTING, IT'S DISAPPOINTING AND NOT COOL"
 
"OH I WANTED TO MEET HER"
 
"YES YOU WILL. THAT WILL BE A LOT OF FUN...!!! ANYWAY..."
 

 
"HELL!!! YOU'RE ANGRY WITH HER!!!"
 
"AND MY BROTHER IN LAW. HE HAS MADE THE LAST STRAW THINGS MORE THAN TEN TIMES. HE TAKES SOME KIND OF PROCESS TO GET TO THAT POINT. NOW YOU NOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW YOUR FANGS???"" 
 
"NOT RIGHT NOW... O.O"
 
"YOURS ARE PRETTY... LIKE ALL OF YOU. AND I MEAN ALL"
 
"SO???"
 
"I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING"
 
 
"HEY!!! THAT'S DEATH LIST FIVE!!!"
 
"MIKE. THE GUYS OF THE THEATER WERE THERE, MY SISTER, MY GRANDMA, MY EX-COUSIN, MY BROTHER-"
 
"I GET THE PICTURE"
 
"BETTER MAKE A NEW ONE, LOOKING AT THIS MADE ME A BIT BLUE"
 
"DON'T GO VAN GOGH STYLE!"
 
"WE'LL MAKE A BETTER ONE. YOU'LL SEE"
 
"OH WELL... IF THAT'S THE CASE..."
 
"WHAT'S IN YOUR EYES???" 
 
 
"WHAT YOUR SISTER DID TO YOU? HOW CAN SHE BE SO MEAN???"
 
"I... DON'T KNOW. DON'T WORRY. I'M FINE"
 
"YOU BURNED DEATH LIST FIVE"
 
 
"SHE DID SOMETHING GOOD TO ME. THIS IS THE NEW ME. I'LL MAKE SURE THE NEW LIST WILL BE BETTER. AND BETTER GIVE TO IT A NEW NAME. I'M NOT COLDER NOW, NOT MEAN, NOT WORSE. JUST MORE OBJECTIVE"
 
"FUCK! YOU RECOVERED NIRVANA!!!"
 
"THAT'S BAD?"
 
"NOPE"
 
"KUSS MICH?"
 

Saturday, February 15, 2014

SO???

"I READ THE CARDS"
 
 
"SO???"
 
"HAVE YOU BEEN IN A FOREST AND FELT SOMETHING'S WRONG???"
 
"NOPE?"
 
"SO YOU STILL HAVE NOT READ WOLF BROTHER"
 
 
"DON'T ....!!!!"
 
"MOCK! YES. I DID. BUT DID NOT UNDERSTAND A LOT OF THINGS AND..."
 
"WELL, LOOK, THERE'S NO TIME FOR TWENTY QUESTIONS"
 
 
"???"
 
"LOOK, THE POINT IS... MY PET DOESN'T BEHAVE THE SAME WAY. SHE'S SCARED. THINGS AROUND DON'T FEEL THE SAME. THE WAY PEOPLE BEHAVE, THE WAY THE WEATHER IS CHANGING..."
 
"SO"
 
"WELL I MADE MY RESEARCH"
 
 
"AND"
 
"WELL, IT'S IN SPANISH. THREE DAYS. AND THE EARTH HAS BEEN MOVING. SO THE ENERGY OF THE... THOSE THINGS... IS GETTING RELEASED BUT INCREASING"
 
"SO YOU THINK IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE"
 
"THE ENERGY HAS BEEN RELEASED A LOT, THAT MEANS IT WON'T BE AS BAD AS IN 2010. BUT THE EPICENTER BACK THEN WAS LIKE VERY FAR FROM THE COAST"
 
"WHAT THE CARDS SAY???"
 
"SEVEN OR EIGHT DEGREES, THREE RECURRENCES, THREE ONES. TWO ONES HAVE PASSED IT'S OVER ELEVEN THE NEXT ONE IS ONE AM. IT'S JUST AN APPROXIMATION. THE RECURRENCES WILL SLOW OR DECREASE THE DAMAGE"
 
"TSUNAMI?"
 
 
"YES, THIS EARTHQUAKE SHOULD HAPPEN IN THE NORTH, I TOLD ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS NOT TO GO OUT, JUST IN CASE. BUT IT'S BEEN 30 YEARS OF WAITING, AND... IN 2010 WERE 20 YEARS"
 
"YOU SEE A BIG MESS IN THE CARDS"
 
"NO, BUT... WELL THESE CLEVER CHILEANS MADE A LOT OF CITIES JUST AT THE SIDE OF THE BEACH. THE CARDS WENT PSYCHEDELIC AND REVEALED A CITY WOULD DISSAPPEAR AND WOULD BE REMADE AS NEW-IQUIQUE, NOW FAR FROM THE COAST"
 
"AND... PEOPLE???"
 
"THEY'LL RUN AS UP AS THEY CAN GET"
 
 
"ALL OF THEM???"
 
"I WON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION"
 
"HELL"
 
"SO GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL???"
 
 
"YES, CUBCAKE, IT APPEARS TOO MUCH ON TV, MAKES YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT"
 
"AND I'VE READ THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF CAUSES FOR THAT IF IT'S TRUE, NOT ONLY CONTAMINATION"
 
"BUT YOU KNOW NOW IN THE SEA ARE 30% OF SHARKS AND THE OTHERS WERE KILLED BECAUSE THE FINS SELL BETTER THAN M AND M'S AND AT A WAY BETTER PRICE"
 
"SHARKS RECYCLE EVERYTHING IN THE SEA, THEY EAT EVERYTHING. IF THERE ARE NO SHARKS..."
 
"...THE SEA WILL BECOME A WASTEBASKET"
 
"I HATE GREENPEACE BUT THAT ABOUT THE SHARKS IS NOT COOL. REMEMBER THAT GREENPEACE KILLED THE WHALE WILLY, AS THEY FRED IT AND AS IT WAS DOMESTICATED COULD NOT SURVIVE ALONE"
 
 
"CUB... YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU"
 
"NO..."
 
"YOUR DOLORES UMBRIDGE GRANDMA WOULD NEVER BELIEVE THAT"
 
"NOPE"
 

THE HORSE KICKS

 
"FUCK!!! MY HEAD!!!"
 
"CUB... SOMETHING WRONG???"
 
"I DUNNO... I GUESS"
 
 
"I FELT... SOMETHING WRONG"
 
"WHERE?"
 
"TO THE WEST OF HERE... SOMETHING... ABOUT WATER"
 
"WE SHOULD CHECK THE NEWS ONLINE"
 
 
"WHERE ELSE IS THIS HAPPENNING?"
 
"YOU WANT TO KNOW?"
 
"MIKE..."
 
"SURE YOUR ESP DOESN'T HURT"
 
"NO... WHY? I... ONLY FELT SOMETHING WAS WRONG, I'M NOT TETSUO, HONEY..."
 
"I JUST ASK CAUSE I CARE"
 
"I JUST ANSWER CAUSE I CARE"
 
"ALRIGHT"
 
 
"NOT FUNNY THIS GIRL IS FROM UK, BUT IF SOMEONE FROM UK SEES THIS, PLEASE CHEER UP"
 
"YOU'LL BECOME DARK PHOENIX, CUB???"
 
"NOTHING ON CHILEAN NEWS, NOTHING ON CNN LATIN (ONLY MONEY AND KIM KARDASHIAN). OH YES, SOMETHING ON CHILEAN NEWS: THE ONLY PLAYER THAT MATTERS IN BARCELONA SOCCER TEAM IS THE CHILEAN ONE, MESSI DOES NOT EXIST. WELL, NOT EVERYBODY BELIEVES IN GOD, NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!"
 
 
"SO YOU'RE JOKING"
 
"I DON'T CRY WHEN THERE ARE PROBLEMS. TEARS CANNOT SOLVE THEM, MY LOVE, MY SIN"
 
"YOU HAVE SOMETHING ABOUT MESSI RIGHT?"
 
"YES, HE'S HOT, AND SO TENDER. I READ HIS STORY, THAT'S WHY ALL OTHER PLAYERS TREAT HIM LIKE A MASCOT AND HUG HIM AND ALL. IT'S LIKE A PLATONIC THING..."
 
"YEAH... ME TOO"
 
"WHAT???!!!"
 
"NOTHING!"
 
"SO WE ARE JEALOUS ABOUT THE SAME GUY"
 
"YEAH"
 
 
"A LOT OF BULLSHIT HAS BEEN SAID ABOUT THIS SONG... HAPPENS ALWAYS WHEN ART IS GENIAL... IMPRESSIONISM, FAUVISM, GAUDI, THAT'S NOT NEW"
 
"CUB, KATY PERRY HAS A STRANGELOVE RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD AND JOSH TOO, RIGHT???"
 
"SO SHE SAYS"
 
"AND SHE'S A BIT YOUNGER THAN YOU"
 
"YEAH SO SHE IS..."
 
"INDIGO!!!!"
 
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT STARTED RAINING TODAY, WE'RE IN SUMMER, I FELT LIKE THE SKY WAS CRYING... FOR NO REASON???  AND THEN I HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT IT AND THEN THIS"
 
"SOMETIMES I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOUR ESP"
 
"IT'S NOT THAT STRONG. I CANNOT MAKE THINGS MOVE. NOR READ MINDS EITHER, DON'T WORRY"
 
"YOU JUST KEEP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MORE"
 
"HOPE PEOPLE IN UK ARE FINE AND NOT SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND"
 
 
"YOU'LL TALK TO JOSH???"
 
"NO, WE'RE BUSY WITH SOMETHING ELSE, IF I BOTHER HIM FOR THIS, I'LL DELAY THAT""
 
"BUT YOU CAN READ THE CARDS..."
 
"ANYWAY THIS IS UNEXPECTED. AND UNEXPECTED EVENTS ARE CONFUSING FOR GOD TOO. HE'S NOT PERFECT, LET'S FACE IT. IF WE THINK HE'S PERFECT THAT ONLY MESSES UP WITH OUR MINDS"
 
"YOU'RE TALKING TOO MUCH LATELY"
 
"YOU TOO :) "
 
"STRANGE HUH?"
 
"HOPE THIS MAKES THEM STRONGER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT WATER SOMEWHERE ELSE..."
 

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