SOME TRAILERS!!!!!!!!

SUPERCUB!!!!!!

UFOS????

"CUB... CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT JOSH SAYS ABOUT UFOS???"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"I DUNNO MAYBE HE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT IT... AM I WRONG???"

 

"???"

 

"C'MON"

 

"I JUST CANNOT TELL YOU, MICHAEL"

 

"JUST TELL ME, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL???"

 

"PEOPLE WILL FREAK OUT, NOPE, NO WAY! WRONG NUMBER!!!"

 

"BOYFRIEND, DON'T MAKE ME COMMAND..."

 

"YOU'RE KIDDING??? I SAID... NO WAY!!!"

 

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"ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU, STUBBORN BLOCKHEAD!!!"

 

"YEEEES!!!!"

 

"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU CAN BLACKMAIL ME THAT WAY!!! THIS, HAS SHAKEN ME..."

 

"JUST TALK"

 

"LOOK... WHAT JOSH SAYS IS... THIS... TAKE A LOOK..."

 

 

 

 

 

"WELL, MAKES SENSE"

 

"I THINK JOSH WATCHES TV TOO, YOU KNOW MIKE?"

 

"SURE"

TRYING TO HACK MIKE'S BLOG AGAIN

SO I'M HACKING MIKE'S BLOG AGAIN

 

WELL I TOLD HIM THE POLL IDEA WAS NOT GOOD, BUT... HE PUT THAT THING THERE ANYWAY.

 

SO NOW I HAVE TO UPLOAD ONE OF HIS PICTURES WITH THIS... PENDRIVE I'VE GOT... AND...

 

I HAVE TO PRESS THIS BUTTONS AND MAKE THIS AND THAT, AND PLAY WITH THE KEYBOARD AND...

 

OOOOPS!!!!

 

 

TT_TT

SHHHIT!!!!

 

NOBODY WAS LOOKING... RIGHT???

ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD PROGRAMMED FOR LAST YEAR

"I REALLY THOUGHT SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN... LIKE AN ASTEROID OR... SOMETHING"

 

"YEAH, CUB???"

 

"NOTHING HAPPENNED... BUT SOME SAY THE  WORLD REALLY ENDED, THAT WE ARE IN ANOTHER STAGE OF KUNDALINI OR I DON'T KNOW WHAT... WHO KNOWS? BUT WE WERE PROMISED DISASTER AND TSUNAMIS AND ENDLESS EARTHQUAKES... I INSIST THAT GUY JOHN TOOK AN LSD BEFORE WRITING THE APOCALYPSE..."

 

 

"ANYWAY"

 

"YOU WANTED THAT TO HAPPEN???"

 

"NO, BUT, I DUNNO THERE WAS EXPECTATION AND -HOAX!!- NOTHING HAPPENNED, ANYWAY."

 

"YOU WERE SCARED RIGHT??? I REMEMBER"

 

"YEAH... I MEAN... YES.... "

 

"HUM"

 

"YOU KNOW? I WOULD JOKE WITH MY SISTER AND WOULD TELL HER "YOU KNOW??? BY DECEMBER IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, SO  REAL PEOPLE ARE GONNA TAKE ALL CRHISTIANS AND ERRADICATE THEM, AND THEY WILL BE SENT TO AN ISLAND AND JUSTIN BIEBER IS GONNA BE THE PRESIDENT THERE!!!" AND SHE WAS LIKE "-_-"... ANYWAY"

 

"THAT'S A GOOD JOKE"

 

"WELL SHE NEVER LAUGHED, I DID, YES, BUT ONCE SHE WAS WIT OTHER CHRISTIAN FRIENDS AND A GUY TOLD ME "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM???!!! WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER!!!???" AND I TOLD HIM "FRIEND, YOU'RE CHRISTIAN, WHERE'S LOVE AND PEACE???" HE GOT ANGRY. THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY"

 

.

 

"WELL, THE GUY WAS A BELIEVER, NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT"

 

"CUB YOU'RE SO FUNNY"

 

"YEAH, THE END OF THE WORLD!!! AS WE KNOW IT??? I DUNNO"

 

"GOOD JOKE"

 

 

"YEAH GOOD JOKE"

 

"WHAT JOSH SAYS ABOUT IT???"

 

"OH. YES I CAN TELL YOU. HE SAYS THAT PEOPLE ARE GONNA CHANGE AT GLOBAL SCALE, LIKE EVOLUTION OR A CHANGE OF "CONSCIOUSNESS". BUT. THERE'S PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT GONNA LIKE THAT. THESE PEOPLE ARE "THE BORING, THE GOOD, THE FRIGID, THE OLD FASHIONED, PRINCIPALLY PEOPLE WHO DON'T ADAPT TO CHANGES AND ARE REACTIVE INSTEAD OF PROACTIVE" AND THEY ARE GONNA MAKE "THE WAR" TO THIS "NEW WAVE OF ENERGY"..."

 

"YOU BELIEVE THAT???"

 

"I DON'T KNOW... BUT I THINK IN MAGNETO AND ASK MYSELF "IS HE WRONG, IS HE RIGHT???" OF COURSE THERE WILL BE NO WAR, IT'S A METAPHOR, BUT... YOU KNOW SOMETIMES I DUNNO WHAT HE MEANS AND OFTHEN TALKS LIKE SAYING SOMETHING ELSE, SO... LIKE RIDDLES"

 

"SOUNDS SCARY, LIKE BY NOW ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT ARE WUSSES"

 

"YES. BUT SO FAR SO GOOD, SO?"

 

"KUSS MICH"

 

YOU DON'T LIKE SUSHI!!!!!

"MIKE I WENT TO A SUSHI STORE..."

 

"CUB... YOU.DON'T.LIKE.SUSHI!"

 

"NO, I HATE IT, MAKES ME WANNA PUKE"

 

"SO, WHY YOU WENT THERE?"

 

"I BOUGHT ANOTHER THING, SOMETHING APPEALING TO THE TASTE, NOT SOMETHING REALLY GROSS, LIKE SUSHI"

 

"THEY PUT SALMON TO SUSHI"

 

"YEAH, I HATE SALMON"

 

"CAUSE IT'S CHILEAN?"

 

"CAUSE IT'S GROSS!!!!"

 

"WELL..."

 

"LOOK, SINCE THE 1800 WESTERN PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THE EXOTIC THINGS. SALMON HAS A PARTICULARLY GROSS AND INTENSE TASTE, MAKES YOUR BODY SHAKE, PLUS IT'S FROM CHILE!!! THE PERFECT FORMULA TO SELL IT AT GOLD PRICE, NOPE, I DON'T LIKE IT."

 

"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS???"

 

"BECAUSE I FELT INSECURE ABOUT MY JAPANESE CALLIGRAPHY, LIKE I WAS ASKING MYSELF "AM I DOING IT WRONG??? I WRITE THAT RIGHT??? COULD A JAPANESE GUY JUST READ IT???" SO I TOOK A PAPER WHEN I WAS THERE AND I MADE THE NUMBERS FROM ONE TO TEN. THEN I SHOWED THEM TO A JAPANESE GUY AT THE STORE. AND HE TOLD ME "THAT LOOKS GOOD, IT'S PRETTY, YOU DO GOOD" AND I TOLD HIM "SERIOUSLY??? I THOUGHT I SUCKED AT THIS..." AND HE TOLD ME "NO, LOOK, THIS IS HOW I DO IT" AND HIS NUMBERS DID NOT LOOK GOOD."

 

"AH, OH, I SEE"

 

"WELL, IT'S JUST GEOMETRY AND VISUAL MEMORY, YOU KNOW???"

 

HERE THE PAPER

 

MY CUB NUMBERS AT THE LEFT

JAPANESE GUY NUMBERS AT THE RIGHT

 

 



TWO TAROT DECKS ARRIVED!!!!

"SO THESE TWO TAROT DECKS ARRIVED, I SUPPOSE THE OTHER ONES WILL ARRIVE THIS WEEK OR NEXT WEEK"

 

 

"I DUNNO, MIKE, THE VOYAGER DECK CAME IN A BOX WITH A LITTLE GUIDEBOOK, OR MANUAL, BUT I ORDERED THE MANUAL TOO, NOW WHAT I ORDERED AS MANUAL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. CAUSE THE MANUAL IS CALLED "GUIDEBOOK TO THE JOURNEY" AND WHAT I ORDERED THINKING WAS THE MANUAL HAS ANOTHER NAME."

 

 

"BUT YOU LOOKED IN AMAZON AND ALL, FOR MORE DATA, I DON'T GET IT"

 

"I EVEN CHECKED THE ISBN NUMBER, ANYWAY THE DECK I BOUGHT HAD ANOTHER IMAGE IN THE COVER. MAYBE I CAN GIVE THE OTHER BOOK TO ANOTHER PERSON AS CHRISTMAS PRESENT... BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT FIRST. MAYBE I REALLY WANT IT FOR ME, WHO KNOWS? AND THE HOUSEWIVES TAROT COMES WITH AN INSTRUCTION BOOK, WITH ALL THE CARD MEANINGS AND ALL"

 

 

"HAVE YOU BEEN BUYING MORE PRESENTS?"

 

"YES, I'M DONE WITH THAT"

 

"FOR WHO???"

 

"MY MOM, MY DAD, MY HANGED MAN NEPHEW, MY BABY NEPHEW. PLUS THE OTHER GIFTS I BOUGHT THE OTHER DAY. LIKE I ALWAYS BUY MORE PRESENTS FOR MYSELF, I HAVE VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM, YOU KNOW THAT"

 

"AND FOR ME???"

 

"A LEMON PIE"

 

"C'MON!!!"

 

"I DUNNO, WHAT DO YOU WANT???"

 

"A PERFUME???"

 

"YOU DON'T HATE THEM???"

 

"NOPE, JUST YOUR OBSESSION WITH THEM"

 

"AND IF I GIVE YOU THE VOYAGER BOOK I BOUGHT BY MISTAKE???"

 

"NO, I WANT A PERFUME"

 

"REALLY???"

 

"???"

 

"WELL, I'LL SEE... YEAH, I CAN DO THAT"

 

"YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE THE VOYAGER DECK WITH THE MANUAL, NOW YOU REALLLYYYY NEED IT"

 

"YES!!!"

 

"YOU'RE WORRIED. I'M WORRIED"

 

"SHUT UP!!!"

 

 

"AND, MIKE, IT'S CHRISTMAS! BETTER GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT"

 

"YOU LOOK OPTIMISTIC???"

 

"LET'S HOPE BIG MESS IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN"

 

"I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE"

 

"WHIPE THAT SMILE OUTTA YOUR FACE!!! BY THE WAY CARRIE WILL BE RELEASED THIS WEEK, HERE, IN THE ASS OF THE WORLD"

 

"I JUST LOVE U"

 

"???"

 

"I DUNNO... YOU KNOW? IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT..."

 

"KUSS MICH"

 

WHAT ABOUT NEW YORK???

 

"MICHAEL" !!! "I AM WORRIED"

 

"WHAT DID I DO NOW???"

 

"NOTHING... LOOK..."

 

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DEAR READERS: WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT IT!!!!

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"AH OH... I SEE"

 

"YEP"

 

"WHAT YOU'LL DO ABOUT IT???"

 

"I'M FIGURING SOMETHING OUT. I HAVE A PLAN A AND A PLAN B, BUT JUST THINKING ABOUT PLAN C MAKES MY HANDS SHAKE"

 

"BUT CUB!"

 

"I KNEW WE WERE RUSHING THINGS, AND I TOLD YOU BUT WE BOTH SAID "LET'S JUST RUSH IT!!! LET'S DO IT!!! WE FEEL THE FEAR AND MAKE IT ANYWAY!!!" NOW, WHAT I'LL DO IF PLAN C DOES NOT WORK???"

 

"HAVE YOU ASKED HELP TO TERESA???"

 

"YEP"

 

"UGH. HEY, WHY SHE'S SAINT???"

 

"WELL, SHE DIED WHEN SHE WAS 16 YEARS IF I'M NOT WRONG. SHE WANTED TO GO HEAVEN AND BE A SAINT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THAT WAS AROUND 1920. AT THE BEGINNING LIKE NOBODY KNEW ABOUT HER, BUT, SOME PEOPLE KNEW AND AS SHE CAN MAKE IMPOSSIBLE THINGS, PEOPLE STARTED TO SEE RESULTS AND TALK ABOUT HER"

 

"???"

 

"SHE DIED YOUNG, AND THE VIRGIN MARY APPEARED TO HER AND TOLD HER WHEN AND HOW, AS HER WISH WAS GOING TO HEAVEN. SHE GOT ILL AND WHEN SHE WAS DYING SHE HAD TO FILL THE FORMS TO BE SAINT ONE DAY, PRAYING AND ALL, SURROUNDED BY ALL THE OTHER CARMELITES"

 

 

"WELL I KNOW TWO MIRACLES THAT MADE HER SAINT. THERE ARE MORE, OF COURSE. ONE, A TEENAGER HAD BRAIN DEATH AND SOME CELLS WERE RUINED, NO WAY BACK. BUT THE FAMILY STARTED PRAYING TO HER AND LIGHTNING CANDLES. THE GUY FULLY RECOVERED. DEAD CELLS WERE HEALED = IMPOSSIBLE, AND IS STILL ALIVE BY NOW. THE OTHER ONE IS A GIRL WHO DROWNED IN A SWIMMING POOL, ALL HER CLASSMATES WERE THERE, AS GOING TO THE SWIMMING POOL WAS ORGANIZED BY HER SCHOOL. THEY TRIED TO REANIMATE HER WITH MOUTH TO MOUTH RESPIRATION AND PUMPING HER HEART. NOTHING! THE GIRL WAS DEAD! AND ONE OF THE CLASSMATES SAID "LET'S PRAY TO TERESA!!!" AND ALL THE CLASSMATES MADE A CIRCLE, KNEELED AND PRAYED. SUDDENLY THE GIRL WAS BACK."

 

"OH, SOUNDS... COOL... AND BEAUTIFUL"

 

"THERE MUST BE A PLAN C, I CANNOT SEE IT NOW"

 

"WHAT ABOUT YOUR MILLIONAIRE FRIENDS FROM CATHOLIC COLLEGE???"

 

"THEY JUST WERE NICE, NOT MY FRIENDS. AND NOT ALL WERE MILLIONAIRE, JUST SOME OF THEM"

 

"UGH U.U"

 

"THERE MUST BE A WAY, BUT I CANNOT SEE IT"

 

"I WISH I COULD HELP"

 

"I KNOW"

 

"LET'S HUG EACH OTHER!"

 

"YEAH O.u"

 



WILL YOU TELL ME OR NOT????!!!!

 

"OH, THERE'S MEL C IN THE CAST!!! IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER..."

 

"CUB!!! THAT'S NOT WHY I PUT THAT VIDEO THERE!!!"

 

"YEAH?"

 

"LOOK, DON'T PLAY DEAD ON ME!"

 

"IF I TOLD YOU WHAT JOSH TOLD ME, THERE WOULD BE A TIME PARADOX AND UNIVERSE WOULD BE OVER"

 

"YEAH, SURE"

 

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING??? WHAT IS IT ME WHO HAS TO ANSWER TWENTY QUESTIONS?"

 

"???"

 

"WHAT YOU'LL BUY ME FOR CHRISTMAS???"

 

"EH... THAT'S A SURPRISE"

 

"WELL... I LIKE THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS, PLUS I REMEMBER IT'S JOSH'S BIRTHDAY"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"NEVERMIND"

 

"HUM"

 

 

"LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, FINE?"

 

"BUT I DO, CUB!"

 

"YES, BUT THERE'S TWO PEOPLE HERE!!!"

 

"ALRIGHT!!!"

 

"SUPPOSSEDLY NEXT WEEK START ARRIVING MY TAROT DECKS, I FEEL THE EXCITEMENT AND ALL... IT'S JUST COOL"

 

"WHY YOU JUST CAN'T TELL ME?"

 

"CAUSE YOU'LL BURN. I KNOW YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF ATTACHEMENT TO FIRE, THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP ASKING!!!"

 

 

"CUB... YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING?"

 

"NOPE?"

 

"WE TALK LIKE WE WERE ALREADY MARRIED"

 

"YOU THINK SO?"

 

"YEAH"

 

"IT TOOK YOU LIKE A YEAR TO GET TO THAT CONCLUSION"

 

"YES YOU CUB!"

 

AND HE KISSED ME

 

"LOOK, MIKE, MAYBE YOU KNEW IT BUT YOU WERE IN DENIAL. YOU'RE NOT A BLOCKHEAD"

 

"???"

 

"YOU LOOK GOOD WHEN YOU PUT THAT EXPRESSION IN YOUR HEAD"

 

"CUB, YOU ARE MANIPULATING ME AND CHANGING THE SUBJECT"

 

"WHAT'S THE NEW?"

 

 

"YOU JUST WATCH TOO MUCH TV, CUB"

 

"I ALSO DID AT SCHOOL. EVERYBODY HATED THAT, LIKE NOT EVERYONE MANAGED TO HAVE VERY MUCH FREE TIME, AND ALL, YOU KNOW?"

 

"SO YOU WON'T TELL ME..."

 

"WHIPE THAT SAD LOOK OUT YOUR FACE! I'LL TELL YOU, BUT NOW IT'S JUST NOT THE MOMENT"

 

"WHY YOU... KEEP SECRETS TO ME?"

 

"YOU DO TOO!!!"

 

"ALRIGHT!"

 

"CAN I KNOW WHY YOU ARE PLAYING THE VICTIM, HERE???"

 

"??? I DUNNO... MEN ARE ALL THE SAME???"

 

"???"

 

SO WHAT YOU BOUGHT AT 40% OFF?

 

"WELL, I'M NOT BUYING A LOT OF PRESENTS THIS YEAR FOR OTHER PEOPLE. CAUSE I TRY TO FIND THE BEST PRESENT FOR THE CORRECT PERSON AND... AND THIS YEAR IN OTHER OCASSIONS, LIKE BIRTHDAYS OR OTHER THINGS, I'VE HEARD "WHY YOU BOUGHT ME THIS???!!!". SO I'LL BE MORE SELECTIVE WITH MY GENEROSITY THIS YEAR... I ONLY ASK MYSELF "CANNOT THEY JUST NOT SAY THAT??? THEY HAVE TO? THEY HAVE THE NEED TO DO SO?" AND THEN I THINK, WELL, BETTER HEAR THAT HONESTY THAN HAVE THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD OF THE PERSON THROWING THE PRESENT TO A TRASH CAN "

 

"OH, I SEE. CUB. I AM SORRY FOR..."

 

"DON'T SAY SORRY, I TOLD YOU IT'S OKAY!"

 

"WELL OK OR WHATEVER, I NEED TO SAY I'M SORRY, ALRIGHT?"

 

SMOOOCH!!!

 

"ALRIGHT. LOOK, WE BOUGHT TOYS, YES I WENT WITH MY MOM, I HAD TO, OTHERWISE MY MOM WOULD HAVE BOUGHT BALLOONS FOR EVERYONE OR THE UGLYEST AND MORE EXPENSIVE THINGS"

 

"AH WELL"

 

"LOOK. FOR EXAMPLE THERE WAS A SPIDERMAN FIGURE AT 12 BUCKS, 40% LESS THAT'S 7 BUCKS AND 2 CENTS. AND MY MOM WAS LIKE "LET'S BUY THIS OTHER ONE AT 50 BUCKS!!!" SO I HAD TO EXPLAIN HER. AS I COLLECT TOYS I KNOW ABOUT PRICES. A SIMILAR SPIDERMAN IN A TOY STORE CAN COST 60 BUCKS, SO I HAD TO BE THERE, YOU SEE, PLUS I BOUGHT SOME THINGS. WE GOT LATE AND THERE WERE NO MANY THINGS TO CHOOSE BUT, THE CUB SOLVED THAT"

 

"YES. YOU CAN DO THAT"

 

"SO THE IDEA WAS TO BUY A LOT OF PRESENTS, THEREFORE, THEY HAD TO BE AT A GOOD PRICE, AND THERE I HAD TO CALCULATE THE FINAL PRICE, SO WE BOUGHT THIS. LOOK I HAVE A LOT OF NEPHEWS AND NIECES CAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF COUSINS, SO..."

 

THIS FOR A NEPHEW

 THIS FOR ANOTHER ONE

LOOK THIS GUY GOT INTO BRAINWASH RELIGION STUFF

SO HIS MOM TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND SHE WAS WORRIED

SO I'M CHOOSING ZOD FIGURES FOR HIM SINCE THEN

FOR HIS REHABILITATION

 

                                  FOR A NIECE                              FOR A NEPHEW

 

 FOR A NEPHEW

 

FOR MY HANGED MAN NEPHEW

 

FOR MY BABY NEPHEW

 

 

AND NOW WITH I BOUGHT

 



THIS FOR ME, THE MY LITTLE PONY FASHION SET

RARITY AT THE LEFT, KARL LAGERFELD AT THE RIGHT

AND VOGUE EDITOR AT THE CENTER

AWEEEESOOOOOOOOOOMEEEE!!!

AND OF THESE I BOUGHT

TWILIGHT FOR MY SIS

AND RAINBOW DASH FOR MY COUSIN, THE MUTANT ONE

 

"YEAH, CUB, THOSE PONIES LOOK GOOD. WHY YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY?"

 

"REMEMBERS ME OLD HAPPY NO HOMEWORK TIMES. AND THOSE PONIES LOOK GOOD. MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY"

 

"???"

 

"WELL, LOOK. BEAUTY IS LEARNED? THERE WAS MADE AN EXPERIMENT WITH BABIES. SO THEY CHOSE GOOD LOOKING NANNYS TO TAKE CARE OF THEM, AND THE BABIES WHERE STILL AND HAPPY. THEN THEY CHOSE UGLY NANNYS TO TAKE CARE OF THEM AND THE BABIES CRIED"

 

"WHERE YOU WERE TOLD THAT???"

 

"AT SCHOOL OF DESIGN. NEVERMIND. THE POINT IS, WE FEEL ATTRACTED TO BEAUTY, IT HAS TO DO WITH HARMONY, HAPPINESS A LOST PARADISE AND ALL THAT. THAT'S WHY IT IS IMORTANT TO HAVE A LOT OF BEAUTY AROUND US. AND PLATO SAID THAT BEAUTY CAN RAISE YOUR SPIRIT, MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AND EVEN A BETTER PERSON"

 

"???"

 

"MICHAEL?"

 

"YOU WERE IN ALPHA STATE YESTERDAY, NOT NIRVANA"

 

"???"

 

"YOU TALKED TO JOSH, RIGHT?"

 

"NOPE?"

 

"WHAT HE TOLD YOU"

 

"I'LL TELL YOU LATER. NOT YET"

 

"I <3 U CUB"

 

"I KNOW"

 

MSRYYYWONTHPNGNANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...???

 

OH NO NONONOONO!!!

I'M SURE I'LL FIND THE CUB, HE USUALLY COMES HERE ON SUNDAYS AND...

HERE HE IS!!!

 

"I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! REALLY SORRY!!! WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME???"

 

"???"

 

"CUB"

 

"ABOUT WHAT?"

 

"WHAT I SAID AND I... WAIT A MINUTE... YOU REALLY REACHED NIRVANA???"

 

"NOT YET... WHY?"

 

"LOOK, I SAID..."

 

"I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID"

 

"SO...? YOU'RE NOT ANGRY???"

 

"NOPE?"

 

"YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR CELL PHONE... AND... I WAS WORRIED SICK... AND"

 

"AH... YES... THE BATTERY RAN OUT. YOU KNOW I HATE THE PHONE... SO?"

 

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???

 

"MIKE, I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID"

 

"AND?"

 

"I FEEL COOL ABOUT IT..."

 

"WHAT???!!!"

 

"I'LL TELL YOU LATER, OK?"

 

"WHEN?"

 

""NOT YET?"

 

AND HE SUDDENLY HUGGED ME

 

"VATER, BRUDER, SOHN, WHY YOU WERE WORRIED SICK???"

 

???

 

"EHEM... CUB."

 

"FOOL, DON'T TALK LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME"

 

 

"I MISSED YOU ALL DAY I HAD TO BUY PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS, THERE WAS A SALE WITH 40% OFF AND... MIKE. YOU. ARE. CRYING?"

 

"NOPE"

 

"WELL THAT'S WHY I HATE THE FUCKING PHONE! GODDAMNED ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!!!"

 

"WHAT YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME??? HEY? YOU'RE SMILING..."

 

"YES... I'LL TELL YOU LATER..." O.O "NOT YET"

 

"AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING"

 

"DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S THE PROPHECY"

 

 

"ONE MUST HUG IN THE ARMS OF THE OTHER... FOR NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER'S NOT AROUND"

 

"CUB. YOU MEMORIZED THE PROPHECY?"

 

"MAINLY, YOU KNOW? I HEARD IT ONCE, NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!"

 

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY ANGRY, AND WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY AND GO WILDE, YOU CAN SCARE... LIKE HELL!!!"

 

"MAYBE IT'S MY MISTAKE. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU EARLIER. I UNDERSTAND YOU ALREADY FEEL PRESSURE ABOUT THE SUBJECT, SO NOW I UNDERSTAND YOU INSTEAD OF HAVING THE WILL OF, YOU KNOW, HITTING YOUR HEAD WITH SOMETHING VERY HEAVY"

 

"OH I FEEL SO STUPID!!"

 

"YOU ALREADY SAID THAT?"

 

"WELL, I WANT TO SAY IT AGAIN? I SAID IT B4???"

 

"I'M NOT ANGRY. AND DON'T FEEL STUPID. BE STUPID (BUY DIESEL!)"

 

"CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE JOKING ABOUT THIS"

 

"WHY SO SERIOUS???"

 

"???"

 

"I CAN'T MAKE A TIRAMISU IN FIVE MINUTES..."

 

"ALRIGHT..."

 

"BETTER GO BUY SOMETHING TO EAT. SHALL WE?"

 

"SURE..."

 

O.O

??????????????

WHAT'S GOING ON????

THIS SITUATION EXCEEDS MY EXPECTATIONS

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IS IT? IS IT? IS IT?

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!

TT_TT I'M SCREEEEWED!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR BABY NEPHEW IS A "DIAMOND" CHILD????

 

"WELL, SUPOSSEDLY"

 

"CUB, WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT NOW???!!!"

 

"WELL... IT'S LIKE INDIGO CHILDREN 3G, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? O.o' ???"

 

"LOOK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THAT BULLSHIT ABOUT INDIGO CHILDREN, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME NOW THAT SHIT'S GETTING WORSE???!!!"

 

"YEAH, KINDA, HEY, 'SUP??? YOU ASKED IN FIRST PLACE, WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO? NOT ANSWER "YOUR" QUESTION???"

 

"I DON'T GET IT!"

 

"WELL... IT'S LIKE... THERE ARE A LOT OF KINDS OF INDIGO CHILDREN... WELL... SUPPOSSEDLY???"

 

"SHIT!"

 

"LOOK, WHY YOU CARE???"

 

"I DUNNO"

 

"WELL, LOOK. THE DIAMOND CHILDREN ARE DIFFERENT. MORE... QUIET. YOU KNOW? LIKE THEY CAN STAY STILL. BETTER???"

 

"???"

 

"BUT LIKE NOBODY KNOWS HOW THEY REALLY ARE. BUT ARE SUPPOSSED TO HAVE MORE ESP, AND EVEN TELEKINETIC POWER"

 

"WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS???"

 

"WELL MY SISTER IS IN DENIAL ABOUT HER ESP, BUT WE HAVE SOME KIND OF "BOND", LIKE WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE BUT NOT AND... MICHAEL?"

 

"DENIAL???"

 

"SO AS SHE IS CHRISTIAN AND ALL, SHE LIKE DOESN'T LIKE HER ESP, SO SHE IS IN DENIAL, CAUSE GIVES HER SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT SOME OF HER BELIEFS ARE JUST WRONG..."

 

"I DON'T SEE THE DIAMOND IN THIS PICTURE... TALK!!!"

 

"YOU'RE STILL ANGRY 'CAUSE I KICKED YOUR ASS IN JEOPARDY?"

 

 

"NO, IT'S... WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? THAT I ASK DOESN'T MEAN YOU WILL ANSWER... O.o"

 

"???"

 

"I KNOW YOU, I KNOW YOU..."

 

"NO IT'S I JOKE WITH MY SISTER SO I TELL HER "THAT BABY IS DIAMOND!!! WHAT YOU'LL DO WHEN HE STARTS USING THE FORCE???!!! YOU'LL BE LIKE... CARRIE'S MOM???" AND SHE LIKE DOESN'T ANSWER AND SMILES AND CHANGES SUBJECT..."

 

"OH YES, YOU'RE JUST JOKING AND I WAS WORRIED ABOUT MY NEPH..."

 

"???"

 

"NEVERMIND"

 

"WHAT???"

 

TT_TT

O.O'!!!

I'M SCREWED!!!