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"You think she'll come?" said my boyfrien drinking from his glass of diet coke
"She said she would..." I answered, shoulders up
And suddenly she appeared
"Hi guys!" she said sitting on the table.
"What happenned?" asked my cub.
"Sorry guys, but I had to kill three people and I got a delay, plus the last one wasn't cooperating, y had to cut his throat with a knife, but my outfit is clean so, everything cool!"
"Sure!" we said.
"My boyfriend had a dream about Jurassic World again!" I said
"Really?" she asked
"Yup" said my boyfriend "It was about the movie, but I was inside the movie, and the park lasted the first minutes of the movie, then everything was destroyed and it was like a desert island with few dinosaurs alive, and the monorail was moving over the floor without the rail, and a girl was trying to make everyone believe everithing in the park was ok"
"So you really like Jurassic Park" said Lady Elephant
"Yes! It's my favorite movie. I've seen it like 30 times."
"I would like to have dreams like that... like movies"
"It's cool"
My boyfriend ordered a burger with blue cheese, I ordered a burger with cheddar cheese and Lady Elephant ordered a Ceasar's Salad.
The order came and we ate. And while we were eating...
"Oh I'm inspired!" said my boyfriend "I need a pen and paper"
So I gave him a piece of paper and a pen. And he wrote.
So we were waiting at Starbucks and Pennie Upperclass finally appeared
"Hi guys" she said
"Hi!" we said.
We ordered our coffees and sat on a table
"Guys I had a problem, I couldn't find a place to park my car and my Iphone fell and I couldn't find it and then my mom called to know if I had the flu, but I didn't and I had to call her back cause the phone was missing, and, you know, my everyday life"
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"So you guys will do the civil union thing?"
"Well..." I said
"I found out that civil unions will be able to be done since september" the cub said
"And we don't like september" we said
"Why not?" asked Pennie
"Well... you know..." we said
"But the sooner the better" she insisted
"We can wait a little longer" I said
"Plus we don't want to be the first ones and appear in all the news" said the cub
"We like our privacy" we said nodding
"How are your coffees?" she asked
"Good" I said
"Too warm mine" said my boyfriend
"Guys I could totally help you choose your outfits for that very special day"
"I can do that" said the cub
"He's expert for that" I said
"But you're not supposed to see each other before the moment"
"We are not girls"
"Nope" added my boyfriend
"I so wanna be there" said Pennie sipping her coffee"
"Hi guys!!!" it was Lady Elephant "Good to see you here, you know, I'm working"
"I have to kill someone, guys, I'll get paid 60 grands"
"My boyfriend had a dream"
"Really?"
"I had a humanoid robot and then I bought 2 robot dogs, the technology was good, they had Wi-Fi connection and could talk and learn, and develop a personality with AI, it was cool" my boyfriend said
"You have very interesting dreams" said Lady Elephant.
And it happenned
"HELL!!!! A tremor!!!!" I said.
"I'll do it" said my boyfriend
"People will see you"
"I'm tired or hiding who I am!!!" and he floated in the air "Do the same, Mike"
"Alright"
"You guys can fly" said Lady Elephant grabbing to something
"I have to read the cards, Michael, what if the earthquake is gonna be sooner???"
"Why you're so worried now?"
"My sister lives in the San Ramon Fault!!! To the south of it, not the upperclass sector"
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