SEVEN DAYS FOR CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!

 

I WANT VISUAL CONFIRMATION NO MOOOORE!!!!!

SO I WAS THERE. THE PLACE WAS BLUE, COLOR BLUE

 

 

AND THERE WAS MY BOYFRIEND

 

"CUB, WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE???"

 

"I WANTED TO GET VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT SOMETHING. NOW I LIKE VISUAL CONFIRMATION AS MUCH AS YOU DO, DON'T WE LOVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION?"

 

"I THINK THE SAME WAY"

 

IT WAS ANOTHER CUB. 2 CUBS. SOMEONE THREW WATER OVER HIM OR SOMETHING??? LIKE IN GREMLINS???

 

"YOU KNOW, WE HAVE NOT SEEN THE SECOND SEASON OF VAMPIRE DIARIES. MAYBE THE FIRST SEASON IS CRAP BUT WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT SECOND SEASON. IF SECOND SEASON IS SHIT, BETTER CONFIRM, VISUAL CONFIRMATION IS NEEDED"

 

"WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT HOW MUCH LONGER THE HOBBIT IS, IT WAS NOT RELEASED YET HERE, DON'T YOU LOVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

THAT WAS A THIRD CUB. WHAT WAS GOING ON??? NOW I HAVE THREE BOYFRIENDS WHO ARE THE SAME???

 

"IF AN APPLE FALLS FROM A TREE IT FALLS TO THE FLOOR, MAYBE WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT IT"

 

NOW THERE WAS FOUR CUBS

 

"MIKE, EARTH IS A MIX OR A SOLUTION??? I NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT IT"

 

SAID A FIFTH CUB

AND I SHOUTED

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

 

 

 

AND I WOKE UP

 

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"HI MIKE, YOU KNOW, I WAS TOLD THE HOBBIT WILL BE RELEASED NEXT WEEK HERE IN THE ASS OF THE WORLD. MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK IT IN THE NET, LIKE I NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

"CUB. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT"

 

"WHEN WE WATCH MOVIES TOGETHER WE CUDDLE. WE'LL DO THAT IN THE MOVIE THEATER???"

 

"NO, IT'S ABOUT VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

"YOU NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION THAT IF WE CUDDLE IN THE MOVIE THEATER A BIG MESS WON'T HAPPEN???"

 

"NO"

 

"YOU DON'T WANT TO CUDDLE???"

 

"LISTEN. LET ME TALK. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT VISUAL CONFIRMATION ANYMORE. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU DON'T LIE TO ME. AND AFTER ALL THE TIMES YOU HAVE SAID "VISUAL CONFIRMATION" I GOT "VISUAL CONFIRMATION" ABOUT THAT "VISUAL CONFIRMATION"... IS ANNOYING!!!"

 

"WELL. YES. JUST NOW THAT I LOVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

"PLEASE???"

 

"MICHAEL. WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS???"

 

"NO REASON"

 

"???"

 

"I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT"

 

"ALRIGHT. I JUST SAY THIS EXTREME CHANGE OF MIND..."

 

"I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?"

 

"OH, YES. THREE TIMES. I GET IT. YOU'RE FUNNY MIKE. KUSS MICH"

"""CLAUDIA"""

 

 

INTERSTELLA 5555

 

 

 

VENUS AS A BOY

"MICHAEL, I SAID NO..."

 

"HELL YEAH!!! I'M YOUR "GIRLFRIEND" AND I CANNOT POST THIS MUSIC VIDEO???"

 

"I SAID NO. IT'S AN ORDER! I HAVE SPOKEN!!!"

 

"YOU HAVE SPOKEN YOUR ASS!"

 

"I SAID NO, WAIT!!!"

 

"THERE IT IS!"

 

"SHIT"

 



NINE DAYS FOR CHRISTMAS' EVE!!!!



BREAKING NEWS!!!!

MICHELLE BACHELET KICKS A BITCH'S ASS

 

BACHELET 63% VOTES

BITCH 37% VOTES

 

AS PINERA DID NOTHING, BUT STEAL, AND KICK SOME YOUNGSTERS' ASSES

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL RESULT

 

 

LOVE AND PEACEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND?????? O.o'

"MIKE, ONE OF THE MORMON GIRLS HAS A FASCINATION WITH ME"

 

"YEAH?"

 

"100% SURE"

 

"YOU... LIKE HER?"

 

"WELL, SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL BUT MORMONS DON'T WEAR TIGHT JEANS... SO..."

 

"???!!!"

 

"MICHAEL, I CANNOT LIKE HER, SHE'S MORMON, GET REAL, PLEASE, ADVENT CALENDAR?"

 

"SO, WHAT YOU'LL DO???"

 

"WELL THOSE GIRLS CANNOT GO MY PLACE, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HER GREAT EXPECTATIONS"

 

"GREAT?"

 

"ALRIGHT. SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT IF I WANTED TO GET BAPTIZED AND I WAS SMOKING AND TOLD ME NOT TO"

 

"OH, YES. GREAT... EXPECTATIONS"

 

"SO I WAS THINKING I SHOULD TELL HER THAT YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND, WHAT DO YOU THINK??? WITH THAT, PROBLEM SOLVED!!!"

 

"YOU... WHAT???!!!"

 

"SO HOW YOU WANT TO BE CALLED??? CLAUDIA??? JENNIFER???"

 

"CUB??? WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???"

 

"WELL, I CANNOT TELL HER I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, WELL, I CAN, BUT THERE WOULD BE CONSECUENCES"

 

"WTF??? ALRIGHT! CLAUDIA"

 

"WELL THEN, I'LL BE LOUIS"

 

GRANDMOTHER, MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT SELFISH, HE'S INDIVIDUALIST

"YOUR GRANDMOTHER???"

 

"DON'T ARGUE CUB, I KNOW WHEN YOU PLAY DEAD"

 

"???"

 

 

SO YOU MADE THE KITTEN A HOUSE????

"YES. BECAUSE OTHER CATS BOTHER IT, SO IT CANNOT SLEEP AND IS ALWAYS SLEEPY AND..."

 

"YOU MADE IT TERMIC, CUB?"

 

"YES. IT'S LIKE A SHELTER TOO. FOR IF OTHER CATS WANT TO BOTHER IT. THE DOOR IS AS SMALL AS ONLY THE KITTEN CAN GET IN. AND YES I LOVE THE MOVIE SHELTER TOO"

 

"YOU'RE COOL"

 

"I KNOW"

 

"I'M TELLING YOU"

 

"AH. OH... <BLUSH>"

 

"AND AGAIN YOU DON'T KNOW IF THE KITTEN WILL GET IN AND USE IT"

 

"YES, BUT IF NOT, I'LL FIND A WAY. ANYWAY. BY THE WAY THREE TAROT DECKS ARRIVED WHEN I WAS MAKING THE HOUSE FOR THE KITTEN. I WAS IN THE FRONTYARD, CAUSE I HAD TO MAKE SURE THE OTHER CATS WOULDN'T ATTACK IT"

 

"WHICH DECKS???"

 

"THESE ONES"

 

 

 

"WELL THE ART NOUVEAU LOOKS COOL, BUT ALL THE IMAGES ARE SO SIMILAR, THEY DON'T REPRESENT THE MEANINGS, I HAVE TO READ AGAIN THE MEANINGS AND... I DON'T WANT TO. AND THE OTHERS ARE MORE CLEAR ABOUT THE MEANINGS, I HAVE TO FINISH READING THE MEANINGS OF THE MICHELANGELO TAROT AND THEN I HAVE TO ENVELOP ALL THE DECKS EXCEPT THE GAY TAROT, WITH CHRISTMAS PAPER AND ALL, AS THESE ARE GIFTS I MADE FOR MYSELF"

 

"WHY YOUR GRANDMA SAYS YOU'RE SELFISH?"

 

"CAUSE SHE CAN'T SEE THE WHOLE PICTURE. I'M NOT SELFISH. I'M INDIVIDUALIST. YOU CAN ASK THE KITTEN IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME"

 

"I DON'T LIKE THAT, SHE BOTHERS YOU FOR ALL"

 

"YES, I'LL TALK TO ONE OF MY UNCLES ABOUT IT, SO HE'LL TELL HER STOP SAYING THINGS SHE SHOULDN'T. OF COURSE MY DAD CANNOT TELL HER"

 

"WHY???"

 

"HE'S A WUSS"

 

 

 



THAT B**CH NEEDS A LOBOTOMY!!!!

FIRST OF ALL

WE LOVE GERMANY

IT IS CONSIDERED THE MOST ROMANTIC (ROMANTICISM IN ART) COUNTRY

IT'S LIKE ALL FROM GERMANY IS THE BEST

CAUSE ROMANTICISM IS ABOUT THAT

LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST

 

SO THAT'S WHY THESE VIDEOS ARE HERE

TO RIDICULIZE "MY BOYFRIEND'S SISTER IN LAW"

ALLEZ KEIN PROBLEM!

 

 

 

TAKE THAT BITCH!!!!

DOCTOR HOUSE??? HE WISH!!!

I USED TO KNOW HIM...

WHERE YOU'LL GO FOR CHRISTMAS???

"CUB, YOU'RE STILL ANGRY???"

 

"OBVIOUSLY"

 

"WELL, BETTER THAT THAN CRYING ALL DAY..."

 

"YES, I KNOW THAT... O.o"

 

"HEY YOU BLOCKED YOUR EX-COUSIN FROM FACEBOOK! GREAT! YOU KNOW, THE DOCTOR ONE"

 

"YES HE WAS IN QUARANTINE, BUT TODAY I ASKED HIM SOMETHING AND DID NOT ANSWER. LIKE HIS ATTITUDE IS "DUDE, YOU KNOW ME, YOU MUST KNOW ME, WHY YOU ASK SUCH THING???" WELL I USED TO KNOW HIM, NOW I WANT TO... YOU KNOW... THE LYRIC OF THAT SONG... HE HAS CHANGED SO MUCH NOW I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, CHANGED FOR VERY BAD, I'M SO HAPPY I HELPED HIM TO GET INTO MED SCHOOL, HE GOT TOTALLY BRAINWASHED THERE AND BECAME A TOTAL JACKASS, I FEEL NO REGRET ABOUT IT"

 

"SO. WHERE YOU'LL GO FOR XMAS???"

 

"I DUNNO YET. I THINK MY BROTHER WILL COME DOWN FROM THE DEATH STAR OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW HIS WIFE IS HALF-BREED-GERMAN. SHE SWEARS SHE IS ARIAN, IN HER WORLD OF PURE NIGHTMARES. SHE GIVES GERMANS A BAD NAME. GERMANS ARE NOT LIKE THAT, AND HAVE GOT INTO A LONG HEALING PROCESS AFTER... YOU KNOW... SECOND WAR. GERMANS DON'T LIKE THAT SUBJECT AND THERE SHE GOES REMINDING ALL THE WORLD SHIT STUFF. IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO GERMANS TO GET OVER ALL THAT AND THAT BITCH HAS NO IDEA ABOUT IT. LIKE SHE FEELS SO PROUD CAUSE SHE IS HALF-BREED-GERMAN "ARIAN" AND HAD A SON WITH A 100% LATIN, SO CLUELESS SHE CAN BE, ANYWAY. MAYBE SHE NEEDS A LOBOTOMY TO TAKE ALL THAT SHIT AND RADIOACTIVE WASTE OUT OF HER HEAD"

 

"YES, YOU ARE ANGRY"

 

"BUT NOT WITH YOU MOZARTKUGELN!!!"

 

"LOOK, IF YOU DON'T KNOW... I HATE THIS CHILEAN THING, LIKE THEY DO  ALL AT LAST TIME"

 

"WHAT I DON'T LIKE IS I BOUGHT A LOT OF PRESENTS AND IT SEEMS NOT ALL THE PEOPLE WILL GET THOSE PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS. THEN I WON'T BE FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE DELIVERING PRESENTS. THAT WOULD BE LIKE A POST-NIGHTMARE-CHRISTMAS... "NIGHTMARE". BUT IT SEEMS I WON'T BE SEEING DOCTOR HOUSE, YOU KNOW, MY EX COUSIN (DOCTOR HOUSE??? HE WISH!!! NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A LEMON ALL THE TIME) SO..."

 

"AND IF YOU'RE BROTHER IS GONNA BE THERE, WHAT YOU'LL DO???"

 

"WATCH HIM. WHEN HE KICKED MY PET I WAS SLEEPING"

 

"OH, I SEE"

 

"AND YOU?"

 

"I DON'T KNOW YET EITHER"

 

MY CUB IS ANGRY

 

HEY, THAT'S BLAIR WALDORF!!!

 

***SWEET CHRISTMAS***

DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE NOT BOUGHT

THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS YET

IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO WAIT IN AN ETERNAL QUEUE WITHOUT A NINTENDO 3DS

OR TRY TO FIND THAT PRESENT THAT NOW IS JUST OUT OF STOCK

OR FIGHT WITH OTHER PEPLE FOR THAT SPECIAL THING YOU WANT AND IN THE STORE THERE'S JUST ONE SAMPLE LEFT

AND HAVE TO RUN FROM TO STORE TO STORE

SO HERE

SOME VIDEOS

THAT EXPRESS THE TRAUMA OF THIS SITUATION