"MIKE, ONE OF THE MORMON GIRLS HAS A FASCINATION WITH ME"
"YEAH?"
"100% SURE"
"YOU... LIKE HER?"
"WELL, SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL BUT MORMONS DON'T WEAR TIGHT JEANS... SO..."
"???!!!"
"MICHAEL, I CANNOT LIKE HER, SHE'S MORMON, GET REAL, PLEASE, ADVENT CALENDAR?"
"SO, WHAT YOU'LL DO???"
"WELL THOSE GIRLS CANNOT GO MY PLACE, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HER GREAT EXPECTATIONS"
"GREAT?"
"ALRIGHT. SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT IF I WANTED TO GET BAPTIZED AND I WAS SMOKING AND TOLD ME NOT TO"
"OH, YES. GREAT... EXPECTATIONS"
"SO I WAS THINKING I SHOULD TELL HER THAT YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND, WHAT DO YOU THINK??? WITH THAT, PROBLEM SOLVED!!!"
"YOU... WHAT???!!!"
"SO HOW YOU WANT TO BE CALLED??? CLAUDIA??? JENNIFER???"
"CUB??? WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???"
"WELL, I CANNOT TELL HER I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, WELL, I CAN, BUT THERE WOULD BE CONSECUENCES"
"WTF??? ALRIGHT! CLAUDIA"
"WELL THEN, I'LL BE LOUIS"
