"MISTER MICHAEL LERKOFF"
I HEARD.
UGH!!!!!!
DIDN'T KNOW MY NAME COULD SOUND SO UGLY
"COULD YOU TELL ME PLEASE, WHY??? WE'RE HERE IN A LAST HOUR SHOPPING??? FOR CRHISTMAS???!!!"
"TAKE IT EASY CUB, I JUST FORGOT TO BUY SOMETHING"
I SAID SHOWING OFF A ROLL OF PAPER THAT UNROLLED LOOKS LIKE A CARPET
"HELL, YEAH!!! THAT LOOKS COOL"
"THAT'S WHY I CAME WITH YOU!!!"
"MIKE??? WE COULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE SOMETHING I WANT TO DO TOO!!! NOT ONLY YOU!"
"WELL... I THOUGHT... YOU COULD HELP"
"WHAT???"
"LOOK, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE AND I NEED TO BUY ALL THESE THINGS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TRYNG TO SAY???"
"???"
"DON'T PLAY FOOL ON ME"
"MIKE, I'M GOING HOME, YOU LOSE YOUR TIME ON YOUR OWN"
"SILLY RABBIT... TRIX ARE FOR KIDS"
"O.O!!! AH, WEEEEELL. IN THAT CASE, I CAN HELP. BUT YOU DON'T SAY THAT I SHOULD KEEP MY HATTORI HANZO STEEL HIDDEN??? LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE ME TO PLAY... WITH IT???"
"YES, BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY"
"ROGER THAT!!! SO LET'S START WITH PERFUMES!!! THAT GIRL WANTS ONE FROM ONE DIRECTION AND SHE IS ON MY WAY, THE WRONG WAY RIGHT NOW... NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!!!"
