SO I WAS THERE. THE PLACE WAS BLUE, COLOR BLUE
AND THERE WAS MY BOYFRIEND
"CUB, WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE???"
"I WANTED TO GET VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT SOMETHING. NOW I LIKE VISUAL CONFIRMATION AS MUCH AS YOU DO, DON'T WE LOVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION?"
"I THINK THE SAME WAY"
IT WAS ANOTHER CUB. 2 CUBS. SOMEONE THREW WATER OVER HIM OR SOMETHING??? LIKE IN GREMLINS???
"YOU KNOW, WE HAVE NOT SEEN THE SECOND SEASON OF VAMPIRE DIARIES. MAYBE THE FIRST SEASON IS CRAP BUT WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT SECOND SEASON. IF SECOND SEASON IS SHIT, BETTER CONFIRM, VISUAL CONFIRMATION IS NEEDED"
"WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT HOW MUCH LONGER THE HOBBIT IS, IT WAS NOT RELEASED YET HERE, DON'T YOU LOVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION"
THAT WAS A THIRD CUB. WHAT WAS GOING ON??? NOW I HAVE THREE BOYFRIENDS WHO ARE THE SAME???
"IF AN APPLE FALLS FROM A TREE IT FALLS TO THE FLOOR, MAYBE WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT IT"
NOW THERE WAS FOUR CUBS
"MIKE, EARTH IS A MIX OR A SOLUTION??? I NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT IT"
SAID A FIFTH CUB
AND I SHOUTED
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
AND I WOKE UP
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"HI MIKE, YOU KNOW, I WAS TOLD THE HOBBIT WILL BE RELEASED NEXT WEEK HERE IN THE ASS OF THE WORLD. MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK IT IN THE NET, LIKE I NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION"
"CUB. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT"
"WHEN WE WATCH MOVIES TOGETHER WE CUDDLE. WE'LL DO THAT IN THE MOVIE THEATER???"
"NO, IT'S ABOUT VISUAL CONFIRMATION"
"YOU NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION THAT IF WE CUDDLE IN THE MOVIE THEATER A BIG MESS WON'T HAPPEN???"
"NO"
"YOU DON'T WANT TO CUDDLE???"
"LISTEN. LET ME TALK. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT VISUAL CONFIRMATION ANYMORE. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU DON'T LIE TO ME. AND AFTER ALL THE TIMES YOU HAVE SAID "VISUAL CONFIRMATION" I GOT "VISUAL CONFIRMATION" ABOUT THAT "VISUAL CONFIRMATION"... IS ANNOYING!!!"
"WELL. YES. JUST NOW THAT I LOVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION"
"PLEASE???"
"MICHAEL. WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS???"
"NO REASON"
"???"
"I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT"
"ALRIGHT. I JUST SAY THIS EXTREME CHANGE OF MIND..."
"I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?"
"OH, YES. THREE TIMES. I GET IT. YOU'RE FUNNY MIKE. KUSS MICH"
