"CUB, YOU'RE STILL ANGRY???"
"OBVIOUSLY"
"WELL, BETTER THAT THAN CRYING ALL DAY..."
"YES, I KNOW THAT... O.o"
"HEY YOU BLOCKED YOUR EX-COUSIN FROM FACEBOOK! GREAT! YOU KNOW, THE DOCTOR ONE"
"YES HE WAS IN QUARANTINE, BUT TODAY I ASKED HIM SOMETHING AND DID NOT ANSWER. LIKE HIS ATTITUDE IS "DUDE, YOU KNOW ME, YOU MUST KNOW ME, WHY YOU ASK SUCH THING???" WELL I USED TO KNOW HIM, NOW I WANT TO... YOU KNOW... THE LYRIC OF THAT SONG... HE HAS CHANGED SO MUCH NOW I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, CHANGED FOR VERY BAD, I'M SO HAPPY I HELPED HIM TO GET INTO MED SCHOOL, HE GOT TOTALLY BRAINWASHED THERE AND BECAME A TOTAL JACKASS, I FEEL NO REGRET ABOUT IT"
"SO. WHERE YOU'LL GO FOR XMAS???"
"I DUNNO YET. I THINK MY BROTHER WILL COME DOWN FROM THE DEATH STAR OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW HIS WIFE IS HALF-BREED-GERMAN. SHE SWEARS SHE IS ARIAN, IN HER WORLD OF PURE NIGHTMARES. SHE GIVES GERMANS A BAD NAME. GERMANS ARE NOT LIKE THAT, AND HAVE GOT INTO A LONG HEALING PROCESS AFTER... YOU KNOW... SECOND WAR. GERMANS DON'T LIKE THAT SUBJECT AND THERE SHE GOES REMINDING ALL THE WORLD SHIT STUFF. IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO GERMANS TO GET OVER ALL THAT AND THAT BITCH HAS NO IDEA ABOUT IT. LIKE SHE FEELS SO PROUD CAUSE SHE IS HALF-BREED-GERMAN "ARIAN" AND HAD A SON WITH A 100% LATIN, SO CLUELESS SHE CAN BE, ANYWAY. MAYBE SHE NEEDS A LOBOTOMY TO TAKE ALL THAT SHIT AND RADIOACTIVE WASTE OUT OF HER HEAD"
"YES, YOU ARE ANGRY"
"BUT NOT WITH YOU MOZARTKUGELN!!!"
"LOOK, IF YOU DON'T KNOW... I HATE THIS CHILEAN THING, LIKE THEY DO ALL AT LAST TIME"
"WHAT I DON'T LIKE IS I BOUGHT A LOT OF PRESENTS AND IT SEEMS NOT ALL THE PEOPLE WILL GET THOSE PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS. THEN I WON'T BE FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE DELIVERING PRESENTS. THAT WOULD BE LIKE A POST-NIGHTMARE-CHRISTMAS... "NIGHTMARE". BUT IT SEEMS I WON'T BE SEEING DOCTOR HOUSE, YOU KNOW, MY EX COUSIN (DOCTOR HOUSE??? HE WISH!!! NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A LEMON ALL THE TIME) SO..."
"AND IF YOU'RE BROTHER IS GONNA BE THERE, WHAT YOU'LL DO???"
"WATCH HIM. WHEN HE KICKED MY PET I WAS SLEEPING"
"OH, I SEE"
"AND YOU?"
"I DON'T KNOW YET EITHER"
MY CUB IS ANGRY
HEY, THAT'S BLAIR WALDORF!!!
