"SO HOW WAS YOUR MORMON PERFORMANCE???"
"FINE"
"TELL ME MORE. I WANT TO KNOW ALL!!!"
"AAAALL??? SOUNDS TO ME LIKE AN ORDER...???"
"JUST TELL ME, C'MON CUB!"
"WELL. FIRST OF ALL SO FAR I SAW NO BRAINWASHING OR NEITHER ANY INTENTION TO DO SO"
"AND???"
"MMM. LOOK FIRST THERE WAS A CEREMONY AND THEN CLASSES"
"SO YOU WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL???"
"NO!!! NO. WELL YOU CANNOT SAY CURSED WORDS IN THAT PLACE SO I DID NOT, BUT I PUT SUNSCREEN FROM MY WAIST UP, WE SHOULD BUY UV FILTER FOR LAUNDRY AT MY PLACE, ANYWAY, SO IN THE CEREMONY I SCRATCHED ONE OF MY EYES CAUSE IT ITCHED AND THE SUNSCREEN GOT INTO MY EYE AND Y SAID "SH..." AND I TELL ONE OF THE MORMON GIRLS "HEY, I NEARLY CURSED, IT'S I GOT SUNSCREEN IN MY EYE, YOU SEE? IT'S CRYING, HURTS... SH... OH NO... AGAIN!!!" AND SHE LIKE, LAUGHED"
"AND THEN??"
"WE SANG AND LIKE 5 PEOPLE SAID LITTLE SPEECHES AND THEN WAS THE TURN OF THE CHILDREN. AND THEY SAID ABSURD SPEECHES, THEY'RE KIDS AND THEY SANG AND I SAID TO ONE OF THE MORMON GIRLS "GOD! WHAT A LACK OF HARMONY!!! MY EARS!!!"
"YOU DIDN'T FEEL FEAR???"
"NOT A LITTLE BIT"
"AND MISTRUST???"
"NO"
"SO THERE WAS NO DANGER THERE"
"IT'S MY IMPRESSION"
"WHAT ELSE?"
"I FELT IT. GOD WAS THERE. STRANGE AS HE IS ALWAYS SLEEPING. SO I TOLD ONE OF THE MORMON GIRLS "I FEEL GOD HERE, STRONGER THAN IN ANY OTHER CHURCH, YOU FEEL IT???" AND SHE SAID "YEAH". AND ONE OF THE GUYS WHO MADE A SMALL SPEECH WAS TALKING AND I GOT SO SURPRISED AND I TOLD THE GIRL "THIS GUY KNOWS JOSH. I CAN SEE HIS INFLUENCE... YOU SEE IT?" AND SHE SAID "YES"
"REALLY???"
"I GOT VERY SURPRISED TOO"
"WHY YOU TOLD HER ALL THAT?"
"I WANTED TO AND I FELT LIKE THAT... IT WAS OK"
"HUM... I SEE"
"LOOK, THE CLASSES WHERE SHORT AND VERY FUNNY. AND I STARTED MAKING QUESTIONS IN THE FIRST CLASS AND THE "TEACHER" TOLD ME "YOU'RE LIKE TALKIN ABOUT CHAPTER 1000" AND I SAID "YEAH, SEEMS I'M A LITLE BIT ADVANCED IN THIS KIND OF KNOWLEDGE". I SAID SOME JOKES TOO, AND PEOPLE LAUGHED. THEY DID NOT SEND ME TO DETENTION. WELL THE CLASS WAS ABOUT FIDELITY IN MARRIAGE, AND NO SEX BEFORE, OR EVEN MAKING OUT (???) AND... WELL.. I WAS LIKE "YES, I UNDERSTAND" BUT I READ THE CHAPTER IN 5 MINUTES AND BECAUSE OF MY QUESTIONS IN THE END THE CLASS ENDED SOMEWHERE ELSE. AT SOME POINT WE WERE TOLD THAT THERE WERE OTHER PLANETS WITH OTHER PEOPLE, YOU AND I THINK THE SAME AS UNIVERSE IS VERY BIG, WE "THINK THAT" BUT THEY ARE VERY SURE ABOUT IT. LIKE WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT THAT MATTER"
"BUT WE BOTH HAVE SEEN ALL SMALLVILLE SEASONS"
"YEP"
"SO THIS IS ABOUT US. AND YOU FELT... BAD OR SOMETHING WITH THE "STRONG GOD FEELING"
"NO, I'M OVER IT. THAT LASTED LIKE ONE DAY"
"WELL YOU LOOK MORE BALANCED LIKE NOW YOU ARE IN NIRVANA 2.0"
"AND THEN THE SECOND CLASS WAS ABOUT "THE WORLD" AND NOT LETTING OURSELVES FALL INTO THE TEMPTATIONS OF "THE WORLD". I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE TEACHER MEANT BY SAYING "WORLD" AND HE SAID IT WAS PEOPLE OUTSIDE "THE FAITH IN CHRIST" SO I ASKED MORE AND I TOLD HIM "SO THE WORLD WOULD BE ALL THAT IS DECADENT" AND I WAS TOLD "YES". WELL I MADE SOME JOKES AGAIN AND NOBODY GOT ANGRY, I CAN'T HELP KEEP JOKING, YOU KNOW THAT. BUT MY JOKES WERE WELCOME. ANYWAY BY HOW I TALKED AND THE QUESTIONS I MADE, THE TEACHER ASKED ME FROM WICH MORMON CHURCH I WAS MISSIONER (???) (MISSIONER??? THAT'S A XXX QUESTION), SO I TOLD HIM THAT I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD, AND PLUS I READ A LOT, BUT THAT I WAS NOT MORMON"
"SO YOUR MORMON PERFORMANCE WORKED VERY WELL, PLUS YOU WERE WEARING A SUIT"
"YES"
"SOUNDS GOOD"
"I WANT TO GO AGAIN. YOU LET ME?"
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"YES. SO FAR VERY GOOD. YOU CAN GO"
"KUSS MICH"
