SO WE GOT LOST AGAIN!!!!

"CUB, WE'RE LOST"

 

"I TOLD YOU MIKE THAT WE HAD TO TURN TO THE OTHER SIDE WHEN WE GOT TO THAT BIG ROCK"

 

"THEN WHY WE ARE HERE???"

 

"I JUST LET YOU GET VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

"WHY? YOU NORMALLY DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN!"

 

"BUT YOU GET SOOO ANGRY WHEN YOU DON'T GET THE VISUAL CONFIRMATION AND HAVE TO FOLLOW MY ORDERS"

 

"ANYWAY. I LIKE BOTH THINGS. AND I DON'T LIKE THIS VISUAL CONFIRMATION I JUST GOT"

 

"THAT'S FINE. SO YOU LEARN"

 

"YEAH, YOU CUB, COME HERE"

 

SO HE RAN AND I WAS BEHIND AND WE FELL

 

"SHIT!!!"

 

"CUB YOU'RE FINE??? NOTHING BROKEN"

 

"YEAH, MY PRIDE AND PREJUDICE. AND SOMETHING IN MY ELBOW LOOKS RED, AND YOU"

 

"HIT MY HEAD"

 

"GET UP, LET'S WALK"

 

"I DON'T LIKE THAT TUNNEL"

 

"???"

 

"OK, LET'S GO"

 

 

"RAILWAYS!"

 

"YOU WERE RIGHT MIKE, I DON'T LIKE THIS PATH. I FEEL SOMETHING DANGEROUS"

 

"LET'S GO BACK?"

 

"NO, FORWARD"

 

"WHY?"

 

"I FEEL FEAR. I LIKE IT"

 

"HOW MUCH FEAR????"

 

"NOT THAT ENOUGH"

 

 

"I SEE NO OTHER PEOPLE HERE..."

 

"YOU FEEL FEAR TOO?"

 

"NO, I FEEL  LACK OF CONFIDENCE"

 

"MIKE..."

 

 

"THE SUN IS SETTING... I FEEL MORE FEAR... ADRENALINE..."

 

"LIKE YOU NEVER FEEL FEAR, CUB, SECOND IMPACT WHIPED OUT FEAR OUT OF YOU!!! THIS IS FUNNY, I'M THE CUB, I FEEL FEAR, I LIKE THE ADRENALINE"

 

"IT'S NOT ENOUGH FEAR TO FEEL DANGER, SO SHUT UP! BESIDES WE'RE HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE, CHILL OUT, MIKE, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF"

 

"CUB? DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY!"

 

"ALRIGHT. LOOK. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S THE FAULT OF SOMETHIG ABSTRACT I CANNOT UNDERSTAND... CALLED "VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

"???"

 

"I'LL KEEP WALKING, YOU CAN STAY ARGUING WITH THE WIND"

 

CUB OF HELL!!!

 

"NIGHTS ARE COLD"

 

"YOU SAY THAT AGAIN?"

 

"MIKE, IF THE DAY IS VERY WARM, THE NIGHT IS GONNA BE VERY COLD. I WAS TOLD THAT AT SCHOOL. SO WE BETTER FIND A PLACE TO SLEEP"

 

"I SEE NOTHING"

 

"AND THAT?"

 

 

 

"NOPE"

 

"MIKE???"

 

"THAT'S THE HOUSE OF PSYCHO. I WON'T SLEEP THERE"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"YOU'RE KIDDING??? LOOK. I CANNOT SLEEP THERE. I WILL FREAK OUT ALL NIGHT!!!"

 

"FINE... AND THAT PLACE?"

 

 

"I DON'T FEEL AFFRAID OF THIS HOUSE, WHAT DO YOU SAY"

 

"THAT'S THE HOUSE OF FRED KRUEGER. I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES ALL NIGHT"

 

"IT'S VERY COLD ALREADY"

 

"THEN HUG ME!!!"

 

"WE CAN'T WALK AND HUG AT THE SAME TIME! AND IF WE SLEEP HUGGIN OR CUDDLING SO WE DON'T HAVE NIGHTMARES?"

 

"???"

 

"ALRIGHT"

 

 

"AND THIS ONE"

 

"SOMETHING TELLS ME THERE'S A GHOST INSIDE, CUB"

 

"YOU KNOW WHAT KESHA SAYS ABOUT GHOSTS???"

 

"KEEP WALKING"

 

"YEAH, JOHNNY WALKER"

 

"MIKE???"

 

"THAT'S THE MURDER HOUSE"

 

"THERE'S NOBODY INSIDE"

 

"THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE"

 

"FINE, IF YOU SAY SO"

 

 

"AND HERE? MICHAEL"

 

"OH. YOU HARDLY EVER CALL ME MICHAEL. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?"

 

"NOTHING!"

 

"NO. THAT PLACE HAS NO GOOD REPUTATION"

 

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? THIS PLACES ARE THE BEST AND YOU DON'T LIKE ANY TO STAY ONE NIGHT FOR FREE. MY WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION BECAME A MESS"

 

"LET'S GO???"

 

 

"STOP SMOKING CUB!!!"

 

"WELL, I FEEL STRESSED, AND THIS IS NOT ME IT'S """FOG"""

 

"UH OH... I SEE"

 

 

"THERE'S A PERSON!!! YEAH! I'LL GO TALK TO... LET GO OF MY ARM!!!"

 

"CUB, DON'T YOU SEE WHERE WE ARE NOW???"

 

"SHIT!!! OH THAT'S WHY I FELT FEAR. LET'S GO FORWARD!!! AWESOME!!!"

 

"NOPE. I'LL STAY HERE"

 

THE CUB LOOKED AT ME, GRABBED MY HAND AND WALKED, PULLING ME FORWARD.

 

 

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"

 

"I LIKE IT!!! THIS IS... YOU FEEL THE FEAR???"

 

"YES CUB!!! I FEEL IT!!!"

 

"YOU DON'T LIKE IT???"

 

"NOT NOW, AND I'M SLEEPY AND FREEZING"

 

"ME TOO, MAKES THE WOLE SENSATION MORE STRONGER!!!"

 

"THIS IS DANGEROUS..."

 

"YEAH... NOW IT IS"

 

"OH, ZOMBIES... THAT'S WHY I WAS AFFRAID!!!"

 

"I'M NOT AFFRAID OF ZOMBIES"

 

"SO WE'LL PLAY SPORTS TONIGHT"

 

"AND WE WON'T SLEEP!"

 

"NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT. THESE GUYS... ARE DEAD ONES!!!"

 

 

SANTIAGO DAILY NEWS

WE JUST FIGURED OUT THAT THE ADVERTS YOU ARE SEEING IN OUR BLOGS ARE IN SPANISH AND FROM...   CHILE.

SO WE MADE SOME ADJUSTMENTS, MAYBE WE'LL SEE RESULTS IN 1-2 WORKING DAYS.

AND YES, LIKE WE ARE MOCKING AGAIN ABOUT CHILE, IT'S BECAUSE CHILEANS DON'T READ THIS BLOG ANYMORE.

NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!

 

THE MYSTERIOUS FOREST...

 

"OH, GREAT, CUB!!! WE GOT LOST!!!"

 

"YOU SEE THAT FOREST AHEAD???"

 

"YEAH, GIVES ME THE CREEPS. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK?"

 

"YOU ARE... AFFRAID OF THE FOREST, MIKE?"

 

"NO, IT'S JUST..."

 

"???"

 

"FINE, LET'S GO THERE. WHY YOU WANT TO GO?"

 

"YOU'LL SEE"

 

THIS CUB. LIKE I'M TIRED OF SPOILING HIM. IS HE TIRED OF SPOILING ME?

 

 "THIS IS LESS SCARY THAN YOU THOUGHT, EH???"

 

"WHY YOU WANT TO GO IN THERE??? CUB, LET'S GO BACK. I'M COMMANDING"

 

"YES. BUT FOLLOW ME"

 

SHIT!

 

 

"HONEY, SUGARCUB, CUBCAKE, LET'S GO BACK"

 

"IT'S JUST A BRIDGE! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT'S FURTHER?"

 

"WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME?"

 

"WHY DON'T YOU GUESS???"

 

 

 

"GUESS WHAT??? I WANT TO GO BACK..."

 

"TREES DON'T BITE"

 

"I MEAN IT... CUB, CREME BRULEE, TIRAMISU, LET'S GO BACK?"

 

"YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BACK, WHY YOU'RE SO... NEVERMIND"

 

AND THE CUB TOOK MY HAND AND KEPT WALKING. AWEEESOOOOME!!!

 

 

"CUB YOU'LL TELL ME WHY YOU... YOU... YOU..."

 

"NOW YOU SEE IT?"

 

"YEAH"

 

"VISUAL CONFIRMATION. WHY YOU'RE SO STUBBORN? I WOULDN'T COME IN HERE, EVEN LESS IF I'M WITH YOU, IF THIS PLACE WAS DANGEROUS"

 

"YOUR... YOUR... HAIR... IT'S RED... AND YOU HAVE BRAIDS IN THE LEFT BACK OF YOUR HEAD AND... IN YOUR RIGHT TEMPLE... AND THE REST OF YOUR HAIR LOOKS DISORDERED, BUT GOOD"

 

"YEAH???"

 

"AND YOUR CLOTHES WENT GREEN???"

 

"THOUGHT I WAS JOKING... YOU ARE A MALE POISON IVY"

 

"YEP. GUESS IT'S ONE OF MY FAIRY-VAMP POWERS"

 

"BUT"

 

"MIKE, YOU DON'T THINK I'M REALLY TO DIE FOR???"

 

"GULP O.o KINDA...?"

 

 

"IT'S SO QUIET IN HERE... DON'T YOU THINK???"

 

"BUT..."

 

"HEIDI USED TO SAY THAT THE TREES WHISPER. I DON'T HEAR ANY WHISPER, BUT I CAN FEEL THE MAGIC OF THIS FOREST... IT'S LIKE A DREAM"

 

"CUB"

 

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT SECOND IMPACT. THAT WASN'T THAT TERRIBLE FOR ME"

 

"WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS?"

 

"YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW NOTHING. SO I'M TELLING YOU. IT WASN'T THAT TERRIBLE"

 

"???"

 

"THERE IS LIGHT EVEN IN THE DARKEST PLACES. I'M LUCKY TO BE ON THIS EARTH. OVERALL NOW, EVERYTHING IS CHANGING FOR THE BEST"

 

 "YOU WANNA STAY OR YOU WANNA GO BACK"

 

"THIS PHEROMONES OF YOURS ARE MAKING ME MORE NERVOUS THAN EVER BEFORE"

 

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED, MIKE"

 

"I WANNA STAY"

 

"KUSS MICH"

 

"SURE"

 

"IT'S GONNA BE LATE SOON. WE CANNOT STAY. NIGHTS ARE VERY COLD"

 

"SHUT UP"

YOUR BROTHER WILL REDEEM???

"I DUNNO, MIKE, I ALWAYS HOPE THAT AND THE NEXT SECOND HE DOES SOMETHING UGLY. BUT I BELIEVE BAD PEOPLE CAN REDEEM"

 

"YEP???"

 

"YES. MAYBE THAT'S WHY I DID NOT CARE WHEN I WAS TOLD YOU WERE THE BAD GUY. MAYBE I'VE HAD AN ANIME OVERDOSE, BUT IN ANIMES LIKE ALL VILLAINS REDEEM, CAUSE THE OTHER CHARACTERS CAN UNDERSTAND THAT THEIR UGLY BEHAVIOUR IS THERE FOR A REASON. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE SOMETHING VERY BAD HAPPENNED TO THEM, AND WHAT THEY NEED IS COMPREHENSION AND COMPASSION"

 

"BUT IF YOUR BROTHER WOULD REDEEM SOMEDAY... HOW WOULD IT BE???"

 

"I HAVE NO IDEA"

 

MADONNA V/S LADY GAGA!!!! ROUND 1!!!!

"CUB, I DON'T GET WHEN THEY SAY THAT MADONNA OR LADY GAGA ARE AVANT-GARDE"

 

"???"

 

"C'MON!"

 

"THAT'S A DEVELOPEMENT QUESTION... (???)"

 

"TELL ME"

 

"ALRIGHT, BLOCKHEAD!!! LOOK... HOW DO I START???"

 

"FROM THE BEGINNING???"

 

"I DON'T LIKE YOUR MANDATORY TONE, SUGAR..."

 

"JUST, TALK..."

 

"WELL. IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS NOTHING, AND THEN AN EXPLOSION..."

 

"NOT THAT FAR"

 

"WELL. WHEN MADONNA STARTED, POSTMODERNISM WAS THE "NEW THING". SO SHE MADE CONTEMPORARY MUSIC, THIS MEANS "POSTMODERN". NOW, IT IS SAID SHE LIKES TO COPY. THAT IS NOT TRUE BECAUSE SHE TAKES WHAT IS COOL BUT KINDA UNDERGROUND, AND MAKES IT GLOBAL WITH A LOT OF STYLE, MAKING THESE KINDA UNDERGROUND THINGS MAINSTREAM AND EVEN FASHION. BUT SHE IS NOT COPYING AS THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKING THE SAME THING, SO THOSE PEOPLE... COPY EACH OTHER??? NOPE"

 

"AND LADY GAGA???"

 

"SHE IS ONLY  "EXTRAVAGANT". THIS COULD LOOK MORE AVANT-GARDE THAN MADONNA, WHO IS STILL CONTEMPORARY, I MEAN, THAT'S WHY MADONNA CHANGES THROUGH TIME, ACCORDING TO WHAT IS CONTEMPORARY. BUT LADY GAGA, AGAIN IS ONLY "EXTRAVAGANT", THIS MEANS, WHAT SHE DOES IS FIVE YEARS FORWARD. THAT'S WHY MUSIC OF TODAY IS TOTALLY LIKE HER FIRST ALBUM, RELEASED IN 2008, THAT MAKES FIVE YEARS. AND HER MUSIC IS POP BUT SHE IS CLEARLY BAROQUE, I MEAN, HER. BUT BOTH OF THEM HAVE AN "AVANT-GARDE" AIR. MORE QUESTIONS???"

 

"NO... JUST SHUT UP"

 

"YEAH, YOUUUUUU"

 

"I<3U"

 

"..."

 

 

 



CAN YOU READ THIS PLEASE??? JUST DO IT... FOR REAL

WHAT WE MEANT THIS WITH THIS POST IS:
THE UGLY DUCKLING, WHO BECAME A SWAN

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF BEAUTY: INNER AND OUTER, AND EVERYBODY CAN WORK ON THAT. WHEN YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU JUST FEEL GOOD.

I GUESS THIS POST GOT MISUNDERSTOOD. BUT WHEN YOU DON'T READ POSTS, THE CUB DOES NOT FEEL HAPPY, WE CARE ABOUT OUR FANS.

AND IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A POST, MAYBE YOU WILL LATER. WE HAVE SOME KIND OF AN EDITORIAL LINE. ALRIGHT?

···············································

"MIKE, I SO WOULD LIKE TO GO TO ARGENTINA"

 

"YEP? LIKE YOU LIKE ARGENTINA VERY MUCH..."

 

"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ARGENTINA!!!"

 

"YEAH, I KNOW"

 

"I DON'T KNOW WHY CHILEANS DON'T LIKE ARGENTINA (HATE THEM), MAYBE BECAUSE THEY TOOK US A LARGE PIECE OF TERRITORY IN THE PACIFIC WAR, OR MAYBE CAUSE THEY'RE FUN AND OUTGOING... BUT YOU KNOW? I DON'T CARE! I LOVE IT!"

 

"HUM"

 

"ANYWAY NOT ALL THINGS ARE AT A VERY CHEAP PRICE THERE SO YOU HAVE TO COMPARE PRICES ON LINE. FOR EXAMPLE IN THE STREET THE DIET COKE CAN IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN IN SUPERMARKETS, WHERE YOU CAN BUY ONE FOR HALF A BUCK"

 

"OH, I SEE"

 

"YEAH, AND OTHER THINGS ARE AT THE SAME PRICE THAN HERE, LIKE TECHNOLOGY. BUT NOW I DUNNO, CAUSE IT SEEMS IN ARGENTINA THEY GIVE HORMONES TO THE PRICES TO GROW VERY FAST..."

 

"AND PEOPLE? THEY SAY THEY'RE GOOD LOOKING"

 

"YEP. THEY ARE, MOST OF THEM, LIKE ALL PEOPLE LOOK GOOD, BUT NOT... "OUTSTANDING", CAUSE I HEARD THAT SINCE I WAS PUP, BUT THEY ARE GOOD LOOKING. OR MAYBE THEY ARE OUTSTANDING BUT I GOT BRAINWASHED AT ART SCHOOL, WHO KNOWS???"

 

"AND YOU DON'T LIKE FOLKLORE"

 

"ONLY VIOLETA PARRA, BUT IN ARGENTINA THERE'S A GIRL THAT SINGS FOLKLORE, SHE'S CALLED "SOLEDAD", I COULD BUY ONE OF HER DISCS FINALLY!!! THEY TOLD ME THE DISCS GET TO STORES AND GET SOLD VERY FAST, THAT'S WHY NEVER BEFORE I COULD BUY ONE..."

 

"OH. HA.HA.HA. SO THEY ARE "UGLY"?"

"NOPE. BUT THE BEAUTY THERE IS OF THE AVERAGE KIND. LIKE REAL PEOPLE. WHAT YOU SEE ON TV OR MOVIES IS FANTASY, LIKE UNREACHABLE, THAT CAN HURT ANYONE'S SELFESTEEM. YOU CAN GOOGLE THAT"

"???"

"AND SOLEDAD CAN SING FOLKLORE BUT SHE HAS ENERGY, MAGIC, OR SOMETHING... I DUNNO, THE WAY SHE SINGS IS VERY PARTICULAR..."

 

TOP TEN UNDER THE SHEETS SONGS!!!!

"MIKE I SAW YOU SHAVING THE OTHER DAY..."

 

"AND..."

 

"THAT IMAGE LOOKED SO GOOD AND ROMANTIC (=ROMANTICISM IN ART) I WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE"

 

"AH... WHAT????"

 

"OR MAYBE IF YOU PUT A SHIRT AND A TIE, I COULD TAKE YOU A PICTURE WHEN YOU'RE MAKING THE TIE, THING, THAT LOOKS ROMANTIC TOO"

 

"CUB... NOT YET!"

 

"LOOK. OR WE COULD MAKE A SESSION OF PHOTOS AS CAMERAS HAVE AN AUTOMATIC TIME COUNTER AND MAKE OUR OWN MAKING OUT LESSON AND PUT IT IN THE BLOG"

 

"NO"

 

"NOPE"

 

"THAT WON'T HAPPEN, CUB"

 

"OF COURSE NOT!!!"

 

"YOU'RE OBSESSED ABOUT LOADING UP ONE OF MY PHOTOS"

 

"I LOVE YOU???"

 

"NOT YET!!!"

 

"CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT THING OF THE IMMACULATE SIN???"

 

"COME UNDONE... DURAN DURAN"

 

"CAN YOU TALK WITHOUT MONOSYLLABLES???"

 

"YEAH, SO, HERE THE SONG COME UNDONE BY DURAN DURAN AND OTHER SONGS"

COME UNDONE - DURAN DURAN                 SAY IT RIGHT - NELLY FURTADO 

 

UNDER THE SHEETS - ELLIE GOULDING                    JUSTIFY MY LOVE - MADONNA

 

 ALL IS FULL OF LOVE - BJORK                        SNAKES AND LADDERS - JOSS STONE

 

OARE - INNA                                                      BLUE JEANS - LANA DEL REY 

 

 CRAZY - ALANIS MORISSETTE                                   DEMENTIA - OWL CITY

SAILOR MOON SAVES A CAT!!!!

 

"SO A CAT APPEARED IN THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE SEEKING FOR FOOD"

 

"WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS???"

 

"WELL, MIKE. I THOUGHT: CATS CAN FIND THEIR OWN FOOD, SO I DID NOTHING. BUT IN ANOTHER OCASSION I SAW THE CAT EATING GRASS. AND WHEN CATS OR DOGS EAT GRASS, IT'S CAUSE THEY REALLY NEED FOOD"

 

"??? KEEP TALKING..."

 

"WELL IT LOOKS LIKE A MEDIUM SIZE CAT BUT IT'S CLEARLY IN DEVELOPPEMENT, SO IT'S NOT ADULT. SO I STARTED FEEDING IT. SO I GIVE IT NO FAT MILK AND MY PET'S FOOD. I TRIED WITH THAT THE FIRST TIME, AND I THOUGH THAT IF THE CAT WOULD COME FOR MORE FOOD, FEEDING IT WITH THAT WOULD BE OK"

 

"YEAH YOU DRINK NO FAT MILK..."

 

"...CAUSE FULL FAT MILK MAKES ME FEEL DIZZY"

 

"HOW'S YOUR PERFORMANCE WITH YOUR PARENTS???"

 

"SO GOOD THEY THINK IT'S REAL. THEY ARE BECOMING AS NICE AS THEY WERE IN JURASSIC TIMES. I GUESS I WILL TALK TO THEM THROUGH SKYPE, ANYWAY..."

 

"CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME WHY THEY BECAME SO UNBEARABLE WITH YOU???"

 

"YEAH. MY GRONDMOTHER FROM MY FATHER'S SIDE HAS A FAKE BOURGEOIS MORAL OF THE 19TH CENTURY. ALL MODERN ARTISTS MADE THAT SHIT PIECES. BUT SHE GOT STUCK IN THAT SHIT. SO AS I AM A CONTEMPORARY ARTIST, SHE ALWAYS HAS TRIED TO CONVINCE ME TO CHANGE MY BEHAVIOUR. YOU KNOW? MORE LIKE SHE IS A MEMBER OF THE SINCLAIR FAMILY IN DEMIAN, KINDA THAT. I'VE NEVER BEHAVED THAT OLD-FASHIONED WAY SO SHE HAS THE NEED TO PUT ME UNDER CONTROL. FOR EXAMPLE WHEN WE WERE KIDS SHE USED TO GIVE US, THE THREE BROTHERS, THE SAME THINGS, TO MAKE US THINK WE WERE ALL THE SAME, AND SHOULD BE STANDARIZED. BUT PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT THE SAME"

 

"SO YOU LEARNED HOW TO HANDLE WITH THAT"

 

·"YEP. BUT NOW I'M NOT A FIVE-YEAR OLDER, AND SHE SEEM NOT TO BE AWARE OF THAT, PLUS SHE'S NOT MY MOM"

 

"SO"

 

"SHE CAME MY HOME FOR A WEEKEND AND STAYED, THE FIRST DAY, MY MOM TOOK HER PRESSURE, AS SHE HAS HIGH PRESSURE AND TAKES MEDICINES FOR THAT. MY GRANDMA WAS THERE LOOKING AND LISTENING AND ALL AND I GOT MY PRESSURE TAKEN, JUST TO KNOW, AND IT WAS SO NORMAL, THAT WAS NEARLY LOW. AGAIN. MY GRANDMA HEARD AND SAW THAT"

 

"AND THEN???"

 

"ANYTIME WE ATE AND I PUT SALT TO MY DISH SHE TOLD ME "DON'T PUT SO MUCH SALT!!!", AND I WAS LIKE... WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? SO I JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN AND SHE SAID AGAIN "DON'T PUT SALT!!!". AS MY GRANDMA HAS HIGH PRESSURE AND PUTS A KILOGRAM OF SALT TO ALL HER DISHES, AND THE SALT WE HAVE AT HOME HAS 50% LESS SODIUM, AND, AGAIN, SHE WAS AWARE MY PRESSURE WAS MORE THAN VERY GOOD, THAT BOTHERED ME FROM THE FIRST TIME"

 

"AND THEN AND THEN?"

 

"SHE DID THE SAME THING ALL WEEKEND, BUT AT THE SUNDAY LUNCH I TOLD HER "STOP BOTHERING ME!!!". AND SHE LEFT TO A ROOM AND CRIED AND MADE THE SHOW AND ALL AND WAS SAYING I WAS A BAD KID (I'M ADULT? SHE'S NOT MY MOM?)  AND THAT I NEEDED ORIENTATION AND DISCIPLINE AND AT THE END HER SHOW WAS SO CONVINCING, MY PARENTS BELIEVED I WAS THE VILLAIN OF THE MOVIE AND DID NOT TALK TO ME FOR 3 DAYS. THAT HAPPENNED"

 

"AND WHEN YOU SAW THE TRUTH???"

 

"I OVERHEARD A CONVERSATION OF MY GRANDMA, AND SHE WAS TALKING LIKE I WAS IN JAIL!!! SHE WENT TOO FAR SO I THOUGHT SHE WOULD PLAN ANOTHER SHOW WITH THE HELP OF MY BROTHER (WHO SHE THINKS IS THE BEST EXAMPLE OF GOOD MORAL AND BEHAVIOUR IN THE WORLD, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS SEEN EVIDENCE THAT PROOVES THAT'S NOT TRUE), FOR THE FATALITY DAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK???"

 

"STRANGE THAT, FAKE MORAL THING... WELL. AND IF WE TIE THEM BOTH FOR FATALITY DAY???"

 

"THAT COULD WORK, SO EVERYBODY WOULD THINK WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING"

 

CUB'S GRANDMA

 

 

MY LIFE HAS BEEN SOOO OVERPROTECTED

 

"MIKE, I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY PARENTS"

 

"AND"

 

"I DON'T LIKE IT. IT'S NOT COOL. BUT IT'S THE BEST"

 

"YOU'LL TAKE OUT YOUR HATTORI HANZO STEEL, CUB?"

 

"NOPE. YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS, RIGHT?"

 

"YEAH. MAINLY..."

 

"BUT..."

 

"I'M NOT A GEN YER"

 

"IT'S SAD FOR ME NOW TO REALIZE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO THEM EVEN THROUGH SKYPE"

 

"HUM?"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW?"

 

"RIGHT NOW? PERFORM. I GUESS I'M GOOD AT IT"

 

"YOU GUESS???"

 

"I DON'T WANT TO SOUND, YOU KNOW... COCKY"

 

"I ASK MYSELF... HOW THE CUB TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO THAT CONCLUSION???"

 

"YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO THIS. THEY DID... CAUSE MY FRIENDS ARE NOT FAMILY, AND SHOW MORE APPRECIATION FOR WHO I AM"

 

JAMES DEAN - LIFT OFF!!!

 

 

 

FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT

 

 

 

JAMES DEAN

READY???

DREAM AS IF YOU'LL LIVE FOREVER

 

MARLON BRANDO, JIMMY DEAN, ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE



VOGUE!!!! FRENCH FASHION

 

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT???

LET'S HAVE STYLE

LET'S HAVE GRACE

ALL YOU NEED IS YOUR OWN IMAGINATION

SO USE IT, THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR!!!

LA FERME JEROME!!!

"UGH, I COULD NOT FIND THIS VIDEOS SUBBED"

 

"YOU TRIED, CUB"

 

"WELL CLEARLY THESE ARE ART ATTACK PARODIES"

 

 

 

"WELL, JEROME IS AN ACTOR, SO HE IS NOT, THAT "MUTANT"

 

"YEAH"

 

"BUT YOU KNOW MIKE, AS MUTANTS ARE LEGAL IN FRANCE SINCE THEY CUT OFF MARIE ANTOINETTE'S HEAD, THERE'S A LIKE, "NEUTRAL" CULTURE IN FRANCE"

 

"???"

 

"THAT'S WHY THEY DRESS SO "MUTANT" BUT LOOK SO MALE. AND AS I KNOW, THEY DON'T USE THE 0 OR 6 KINSEY NUMBERS, LIKE THEY ONLY... "LIVE"... THAT WORKS FOR BOYS AND GIRLS... ANYWAY."

 

"WHAT?"

 

"WELL, TOO BRILLIANT COLOUR PANTS, OR BOOTS TILL THE KNEE OR PINK T-SHIRTS OR SHIRTS, AND THEY LOOK MALE, I DUNNO HOW THEY DO IT, BUT IT'S LIKE TRADITION. MARIE ANTOINETTE WAS ALIVE AND THEY WORE AMBIGUOUS CLOTHES. SO THERE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S WHICH NUMBER SINCE CENTURIES AGO"

 

"SOUNDS COOL"

 

"YEAH. WHAT A SHAME THEY HAVE THOSE RULES UNSPOKEN. IT'S JUST TIRING FOR ME TO SAY "PLEASE, I BEG YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, NICE MEETING YOU, HOW ARE YOU, YOU TOO, COULD YOU TELL ME HOW MUCH THAT COSTS PLEASE I BEG YOU?" UGH. LIKE I'M WAY INDIVIDUALIST, THAT DOES JUS NOT GO WITH MY PERSONALITY"

 

"YOU KNOW THAT CAUSE OF YOUR FRENCH FRIENDS OF THE THEATER, THAT IT'S TIRING FOR YOU"

 

"YEAH. WELL THE THEATER IS FROM FRANCE, BUT THE LEADER IS CHILEAN. HE IS A FRIEND OF MY FATHER. WHAT HE DOES IS NEO-DADA, I TOLD HIM, BUT HAS NOT MADE HIS HOMEWORK, SO HE STILL HAS NO IDEA. ANYWAY. AND HAS NOT TOLD ME YET IF HE'LL MAKE THE THEATER PLAY I WROTE FOR THE CHILEAN GROUP HE MADE LIKE A YEAR AGO. WELL, I'M POP, BUT POP IS THE EVOLUTION OF NEO-DADA. SO AS THE CHILEAN GROUP IS THE THIRD GENERATION OF HIS THEATER... WHY NOT? AND I WROTE IT FOR CHILEAN AUDIENCES. WELL, HE HAS NOT READ MY PLAY, AS HE'S A NEO-DADA ARTIST, I UNDERSTAND HIS IMPROVISATION METHOD"

 

"WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

 

"WELL HE WAS SURPRISED CAUSE HE WANTED ME TO GO ON STAGE BUT I DID NOT, AND THEN ONCE HE TALKED TO ME AND TOLD ME I DID NOT CARE ABOUT THE THEATER AND ALL, AND I JUST DID NOT SAY A WORD, BUT WHEN I GAVE HIM THE PLAY, HE NEARLY CRIED, WAS SO FUNNY"

 

"YOU'LL GO ON STAGE"

 

"I WANT TO. BUT THEATER PLAYS ARE AT EVENING AND THEN USUALLY THE GROUP GOES PARTY AND MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK GOES TO HELL. IF I DID, IT SHOULD BE AT THE AFTERNOON"

 

"HOW YOU'LL EXPLAIN THAT TO THEM??? THEY WON'T BELIEVE YOU"

 

"I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. I WAS THINKING I CAN BE THE ART DIRECTOR AND MAKE THE POSTERS AND FLYERS, AND MERCHANDISING, AND OTHER THINGS, CAUSE THE CHILEAN GROUP DOES NOT LIKE THE IMPROVISATION METHOD TOO MUCH, AND I DON'T IMPROVISE"

 

"OH WELL"

 

"BUT I SO WANT TO GO ON STAGE!!!"

 

"YEAH. I KNOW THAT."