MY BOYFRIEND IS A CARE BEAR!!! ---CUB!!!

HELL YEAH.

THAT'S TRUE.

HERE AN IMAGE WITH ALL ASPECTS OF HIS PERSONALITY.

I CAN HEAR THE FIRE OF MY LOINS SAYING
"""I'M GONNA KILL YOU, HONEY"""

YES, DO THAT, BUT IN CHRISTIAN GREY MODE, RIGHT????

O.o

SHIT.

I'LL GET IN TROUBLE

:S



MY BOYFRIEND IS TAKING THE WEISS III TEST!!!

SO MY BOYFRIEND SAID HE WAS SURE HE WAS GIFTED.
BUT TO MAKE SURE, HE IS NOW TAKING THE WEISS III TEST (I WROTE THAT RIGHT?) (NEVERMIND... O.o)

SO HE SAID WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE CHILD. A BEAR PUP, NOT A CUB LIKE RIGHT NOW, JUST A BEAR PUP.
HE SAID HE GOT THE TEST FOR DDAA (IS THAT HOW IT'S CALLED???) WELL, THAT DAMNED THING ALL INDIGO CHILDREN HAVE (???).
SO THE DOCTOR BACK THEN WANTED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH MY BEAR CUB BRAIN (BY THEN, AGAIN, A BEAR PUPPY)

SO HE TOLD ME HE HAD TO DO A LOT OF BORING THINGS LIKE MAKING EASY (EASY???) PUZZLES AND OTHER STUFF. HE WAS CLEAR ALL THE TEST FOR HIM WAS.... ----""""""""""BORING""""""""""".

THE RESULT: NEARLY 150 IQ.
THAT'S GIFTED.
BUT AS HE HAS NOT THE PAPER TO CONFIRM THIS DATA, AND HE NOW IS A BEAR CUB, NOT A PUPPY, HE IS TAKING THE WEISS III TEST FOR CUBS, TO FIGURE OUT IF HIS IQ WENT OVER 200.

-_-'   SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT!!!!

"I AM GIFTED, MIKE, I JUST KNOW IT, I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD THAT"

SAID HE, THE HUMBLE SUPER COCKY NEVER STOPS TALKING SUPER SEXY BEAR CUB.

WHAT AM I TO DO IF HIS IQ WENT OVER 200???

LOVE HIM MORE?

FOR SURE.

APRRECIATE HIM MORE?

OF COURSE

NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I'M HIS FIRST BOYFRIEND? FOR GOOD?
I'LL GET REALLY CLUELESS ABOUT THIS. AS HE IS TOO.

THE GOLDEN TICKET NO ONE TOOK. AS BOYFRIEND (SHIT DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS PAST)

ALL AND ALL. ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL.

LOVE YOU. VATER BRUDER SOHN. FIRE OF MY LOINS.
OARE TU STII CUM DOARE. ORIUNDE VAD KIPUL TAU.

I WATCHED HELLRAISER 2 WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!

SO MY BOYFRIEND SAID HE WAS CURIOUS ABOUT HELLRAISER. AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE THOUGHT IT WASN'T THAT TERRIFIC IF YOU COULD GET INTO THE PLOT.

SO WE RAN INTO WIKIPEDIA AND FIGURED OUT WHAT ALL THAT WAS ABOUT.

AND HE SAID:
"I TOLD YOU, OF COURSE YOU SEE TERRIFIC THINGS IN HELLRAISER, BUT THERE'S SOME KIND OF AESTHETIC. THE AESTHETIC OF THE UGLY OF COURSE, BUT I'M SURE WE WON'T PUKE IF WE SEE IT AS WE DID PUKE WATCHING SAW 3"

WELL, HE WAS RIGHT. AND HE SAID.

"WE WON'T WATCH HELLRAISER 1, IT IS BORING, I ALREADY SAW IT, BESIDES, NOTHING HAPPENS ---AND WHAT HE SAID AFTER THAT???=== AND, YOU KNOW, IT IS LONGER THAN HELL..."

O.o

HA.

GOOD JOKE, TEDDY BEAR.

SO WE SAW HELLRAISER 2. I HAD NOT. BUT HE DID. SO WHY HE WANTED TO SEE IT AGAIN? CAUSE HE WANTED TO UNDERSTAND BETTER THE FILM AND HE HAD SEEN IT WHEN DINOSAURS RULED EARTH, SO HE DID NOT HAVE ALL THE PICTURE CLEAR.

SO IN HELLRAISER THERE IS A CUBE THAT OPENS THE DOOR TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, THE DIMENSION OF CENOBYTES. BUT MY BOYFRIEND SAID.

"YOU KNOW, IN THIS MOVIE I REMEMBER THERE WAS A GIRL THAT DID NOT SPEAK, BUT COULD SOLVE PUZZLES. AND HE TOOK THE CUBE, BUT I REMEMBER IT HAD TRIANGLE SHAPES AT SOME POINT..."

SO THERE WAS A CUBE WITH TRIANGLE SIDES??? YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT GEOMETRY ALL OF A SUDDEN, SUGARCUBE???

"WELL LOOK." HE SAID "I DON'T REMEMBER HOW, BUT THE CUBE TRANSFORMS IN A THING WITH TRIANGLE SHAPES, AND THE GIRL WHO DOES NOT SPEAK FINDS A WAY TO SOLVE THE GODDAMNED TRIANGLE-CUBE"

YES????

O.O

"IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME" HE SAID "WE CAN BET MONEY"

SSSSSSHIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!! -_-'

I SAID.
"NOOOOO. I BELIEVE YOU. LET'S STOP ARGUING ABOUT THIS MATTER. AFTER ALL WE HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE, I MEAN, I HAVE NOT, YOU KNOWW..."

"SHUT UP... " HE SAID.

SO WE WATCHED THE MOVIE AND HE WAS RIGHT!!!
THE CUBE CHANGED ITS SHAPE INTO TRIANGLE SIDES.

"IT'S A MOVIE, HONEY" HE SAID "HOW AM I NOT TO REMEMBER???"

AND I STARTED TO MAKE QUESTIONS INSIDE MY HEAD...

WHAT ELSE DOES THE BEAR CUB REMEMBER????

MY BOYFRIEND HAS 1000 REMOTES!!!

WELL. NOT 1000. BUT A LOT. HE SAYS HE DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK AT THE REMOTE CONTROLS BECAUSE HE CAN TELL WICH IS WHICH BY THEIR SHAPES.

????

O.o

HELL YEAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.

AND IT GOES WORSE!

"""AND I KNOW WHERE ALL THE BUTTONS ARE SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT ALL THE REMOTES EVERYTIME I WANT TO USE THEM, U KNOW WHAT I MEAN"""

NO, HONEY O.o I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN :S

"""WELL, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO LEARN, YOU SEE? ALL BUTTONS ARE ARRANGED ACCORDING TO CATEGORY AND HIERARCHICAL ORDER, ALSO THERE ARE BUTTONS THAT ARE VERY DIFFERENT BECAUSE U USE THEM FOR OTHER SPECIFIC FUNCTIONS. ALL THESE BUTTONS HAVE DIFFERENT SHAPES AND YOU CAN TELL THAT BUT HOW YOUR HANDS ---READ THIS--- FEEL THEM"""

HERE IS WHERE I REMEMBER PITAGORAS. AND THE SUM OF THE SQUARES OF AND THAT EQUALS THE SQUARE... IT WAS PITAGORAS???

O.o

"""YOU KNOW, BEFORE, REMOTES WERE VERY STANDARIZED SO REMEMBERING JUST ONE, IT WAS KINDA YOU REMEMBERED EVERYONE. BUT NOW THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT. TECHNOLOGY HAS CHANGED SO MUCH, YOU KNOW?"""

YES! I KNOW THAT!

BUT I DO NOT KNOW HOW THE HELL YOU DO THAT!!!

"""IT IS ONLY GEOMETRY"""

OH YEAH. NOW I DOOOOOOOOOOOON'T GET IT.

WELL, THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND. I LOVE HIM.

VATER, BRUDER, SOHN.

MY BOYFRIEND IS LIKE MISATO KATSURAGI!!!!

SO HE SAID

"THIS IS MY ROOM, LIKE IT?"

AND I SAW A PILE OF CLOTHES, THE TRASHCAN FULL AND LEAKING GARBAGE, NEARLY EMPTY AND DIRTY MUGS, AND DIRTY DISHES ON THE FLOOR AND... I SAID...

"YOU'RE LIKE MISATO KATSURAGI"

"BUT I DO COOK" HE ANSWERED.

WELL HE THEN EXPLAINED THAT THERE WAS TOO MUCH STUFF IN HIS ROOM AND, READ THIS """LACK OF FURNITURE""", YOU KNOW, TO PUT THE THINGS INSIDE.

"I UNDERSTAND MY DISORDER" HE AFFIRMED. "ONCE A COUSIN DIS-DISORDERED A DESK TO --MAKE ORDER???--- AND THEN I HAD NO CLUE WHERE THINGS WERE"

AND HE ADDED.

"AS YOU CAN SEE, MY SIX DOOR CLOSET IS FULLY ORDERED (((HE CALLS THAT CLOSET """THE SOHO""", CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A SOHO STORE))). AND ALSO ARE ORDERED MY BOOKSHELFS. BY CATEGORY AND TYPE OF DOCUMENT".

TYPE OF DOCUMENT HERE MEANS: LITERATURE, MADONNA BOOKS, MANGA, US COMICS, EUROPEAN COMICS, ART BOOKS, MAFALDA, DVDS, CDS, AND PERFUMES.

PERFUMES!!!!

BUT HE REALLY IS LIKE MISATO KATSURAGI IN SOME ASPECTS. OVERALL WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT SECOND IMPACT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY THAT, BUT SEEMS TO ME, IT IS A VERY SAD SUBJECT.

"DOESN'T MATTER" HE SAYS "NOW YOU'RE WITH ME, I FEEL GOOD".

FEEL GOOD.

O.o

THAT'S ALL.

TELEPHONE O.o

STOP CALLING!!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE!!!

SHIT.

SO MY BOYFRIEND TELEPHONED ME.

STOP THELEPHONING MEEEE

SAYING I'M GOING A LITTLE TOO FAR WITH THE TELEPHONE. I MEAN... ----BLOG.

LIKE HE DOESN'T SHOW OF ALL HIS TORSO ON FACEBOOK, YEAH!

"DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVEREXPOSING US IN YOUR BLOG, SHUGGY?"

"NOOOOOOO.... O.o (GULP)"

"AS YOU ARE RESERVED ALL THE TIME AND SAY I SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT SOME STUFF AND ALL THAT ---STUFF?"

"HONEY, THIS IS THE INTERNET. NOTHING IS REAL HERE"

---ACTUALLY I GUESS THAT YOU NEED A RED PILL TO ENTER """THE REAL WORLD""". OR WAS IT BLUE????? O.o

AND HE SAID.

"I JUST THINK. THAT A LITTLE ---BIT. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF"

AND I SAW IT. HE WAS JOKING. I HATE WHEN HE DOES THAT. LIKE SIMBA WITH THE BIRD IN THE LION KING, REMEMBER???

AND I SAID ALL SWEATY.

"YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING?"

AND WE BOTH SAID.

"HAVING YOUR HEAD!!!"

WE LAUGHED OUT LOUD.

I LOVE HIM.

THE GODDAMNED PERFUME!!!!

WELL, ME AND MY BOYFRIEND LIKE TO READ.

AND I STARTED QUESTIONING MYSELF HOW FAR A BOOK CAN INFLUENCE YOUR LIFE.

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT TWILIGHT, HARRY POTTER, THE HUNGER GAMES, CARRIE OR THE FIFTY FUCKING SHADES.

NO.

I'M TALKING ABOUT A BOOK IN PARTICULAR.

YES:

THE PERFUME

SO THE THING IS. MY BOYFRIEND READ THE (((FFFFUUUUCKING!!!))) PERFUME AND FROM THEN, HE GOT OBSESSED ABOUT PERFUMES. HE CAN EVEN TELL WICH PERFUME IS SIMILAR TO ANOTHER AND WHAT THE HELL IT SMELLS LIKE.

O.O!

HELLLLLL.....

WICH MEANS:

JAZMINE, STRAWBERRRY, RASPBERRY, MANGO, LAVENDER, MUSK, LIME, LEMON, ORANGE, MANDARINE, APPLE, MINT, SPEARMINT, GOLDEN AMBER, PEPPERED MINT, VANILLA, CACAO, LEATHER, INCENSE...

DAMMIT!!!

EVEN PEPPERMINT PATTY!!!

I SWEAR

O.o

SO HE HAS A PERFUME COLLECTION. AND SOMETIMES WE GO TO A STORE HE SAYS: I DON' HAVE A CHANEL YET. OR A GYVENCHY (I WROTE THAT RIGHT?) OR AN YVES ST LURENT...

WHAT THE HELL DOES LITERATURE TO PEOPLE!!!

WONDER WHY BOOKS WERE BURNED LONG TIME AGO, I WOULD BURN THE FUCKING PERFUME!!!

BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE HE ALWAYS SMELLS AND TASTES SOOOO WELL...

HONEY, WHEN YOU READ THIS: DON'T GET ANGRY, PU-----LEEEEEEEASEEE!!!

LOVE U SEXY
DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN.

ICE TEA

ICE TEA IS A COLD DRINK, IN THIS CASE: TEA. YOU NORMALLY DRINK IT IN A LARGE GLASS WITH ICE. IT MAY BE SWEETENED. IT CAN BE BOUGHT ALREADY MADE IN SUPERMARKETS AND GROCERY STORES. IT COMES IN A LOT OF FLAVOURS LIKE:

LEMON, PEACH, RASPBERRY, LIME, PASSION FRUIT (???), STRAWBERRY, CHERRY...

SOMETIMES, ICE TEA IS MADE FROM A LONG STEEPING OF TEA LEAVES AT LOWER TEMPERATURE (ONE HOUR IN THE SUN, VERSUS FIVE MITUS AT 80-100 DEGREES CELSIUS)

IT IS OFTEN CALLED "SUN TEA" AS YOU DRINK IT IN SUNNY DAYS AND IT'S HOT LIKE HELL.

IT IS RECOMMENDED TO LEAVE IT IN THE REFRIGERATOR OVERNIGHT TO MAKE SURE IT IS """COLD"""

IN THE UNITED KINGDOM

IT'S LIKE NOBODY DRINKS ICE TEA IN THE UK. IN THE REST OF EUROPE, THE DRINK GAINED POPULARITY IN THE PAST DECADE. RECENTLY, LIPTON WANTED TO ACQUIRE THE MONOPOLY ON ICE TEA IN UK, BUT NESTEA AND TWININGS ALSO STARTED TO SELL ICE TEA IN THE UK WITH THE SAME PURPOSE.

IN THE UNITED STATES

HERE ICE TEA REPRESENTS THE 85% OF ALL TEA CONSUMED, IT'S VERY POPULAR, AND A GOOD ALTERNATIVE TO CARBONATED SOFT DRINKS, OVERALL IN THE SOUTHERN STATES WHERE THERE'S HOT LIKE HELL.
YOU CAN BUY THEM IN RESTAURANTS, VENDING MACHINES, CONVENIENCE STORES AND GROCERY STORES.
IT MAY BE FRESHLY MADE, OR YOU CAN BUY IT IN BOTTLES, CANS AND SELF-SERVE SODA FOUNTAINS. IN RESTAURANTS YOU CAN CHOOSE IT SWEETENED OR NOT.

IN SWITZERLAND

NESTEA, GREENICE AND LIPTON ARE POPULAR HERE (AND MASS PRODUCED).
THEY SELL ICED TISANES, DOMINATED BY PEPPERMINT, AND ALSO WHITE ICE TEA AND ICE FLAVORED BLAC TEAS.
SWITZERLAND IS CONSIDERED THE MOTHERLAND OF BOTTLED ICE TEA.
IN 1983, BISCHOFZELL FOOD LTD. BECAME THE FIRST PRODUCER IN THE WORLD OF BOTTLED ICE TEA ON AN INDUSTRIAL SCALE.

JOURNALIST : MIKE LERKOFF
NEWSPAPER : SANTIAGO DAILY NEWS

"""I.E""" SECRET MEANING

I.E. :

WORLDWIDE DEFINITION

"""NOT DRUNK, NOT HIGH, NOT A SERIAL KILLER"""

A GIRL ASKED MY BOYFRIEND OUT!!!!

SO MY CUB WENT OUT AND THERE WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE.
SUDDENLY, A GIRL TOLD HIM SHE HAD A FREE PASS FOR AN EVENT.
THE STUD ANSWER:

--NO

BUT AT SOME POINT, HE HEARD THAT EVENT WOULD END THE NEXT DAY.
AND HE STARTED THINKING.....

"WELL, SHE'S NOT DANGEROUS (I. E. : NOT DRUNK, NOT HIGH, NOT A SERIAL KILLER). AND SHE TALKED FROM OUTSIDE MY PERSONAL SPACE, AND SHE WAS VERY NICE WHEN SHE TALKED. BESIDES SHE DID NOT DROP THE GLASS SHE HAD IN HER HANDS. BUT TOMORROW I CAN'T, BECAUSE... I'M SEEING SOMEONE."

SEEING SOMEONE)))))))))))))))))))

o.O

LIAR!!!

BUT I DON'T QUESTION THIS AS HE SAYS

"WELL, WHEN WE LIVE TOGETHER AND EVERYONE GETS TO KNOW """"OUR"""" STATUS, HELL, YEAH, I WILL SAY WITH PLEASURE I HAVE A """BOYFRIEND""" AND NOT A COWARD INSIDE A CLOSET. SO NOW I PREFFER TO SAY I'M SEEING SOMEONE, AS YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE """US""" IS GONNA END UP"

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT HOW AM I TO ANSWER TO THAT, IF HE'S RIGHT. X(

SO SHE TOLD THE GIRL THAT HE COULDN'GO THE NEXT DAY. AND AS HE WAS INTERESTED IN THE EVENT, HE WOULD PREFFER NOT TO GO.

YEAH, DON'T GO HONEY, WE ARE "SEEING EACH OTHER", ALL AND ALL, ANOTHER FUCKING BRICK IN THE WALL.

MY MISTAKE TT_TT

I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE. SERIOUSLY.

SO THE STUD MUFFIN, THE DREAMS OF MY DREAMS, THE FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN...

ASKED ME FOR AUTHORIZATION TO GO TO FANGTASIA

o.O

ALONE----------------

SO I SAID YES.

WELL. HERE IT GOES.

THE BEAR CUB GOES TO FANGTASIA BUT TALKS TO NO ONE. HE THINKS HUMANS ARE UGLY. BUT EVERYBODY THERE WANTS TO GET INTO HIS SHEETS.

SOMETIMES THE "ERIC NORHTMAN I KNOW" SITS ON AN EMPTY TABLE AND TURNS ON A CHRONOMETRE, SOMETIMES 5 OR 10 MINUTES TO DEMONSTRATE NOBODY WOULD TALK TO HIM. AND EVERYBODY STARES AT HIM, BUT NO ONE EVEN APPROACHES.

SO WHEN THE PUP COMES AND TELL ME: YOU THINK I'M BEAUTIFUL?
I SAY: YES
AND HE TELLS ME: YOU SHOULD SAY THAT 24/7. I KNOW I'M GOOD LOOKING, BUT I NEED TO HEAR IT.

O.o
???

WELL.

HE WENT TO FANGTASIA AND BEFORE GETTING INSIDE, THIS GUY TALKED TO HIM. AS THE STUD MUFFIN SAW THE GUY WAS NOT DANGEROUS (I. E. : NOT DRUNK, NOT HIGH, NOT A SERIAL KILLER), HE TALKED TO HIM BACK. THE GUY WAS WOULD LOOKING, BUT NOT ENOUGH, I MEAN, HE WAS OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.

THEN BOTH ENTERED FANGTASIA AND SAT ON A TABLE. THE OTHER GUY, WE WILL REFFER TO HIM AS "THE MOTHERFUCKER" FROM NOW ON, TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR.

THE MOTHERFUCKER ASKED A DRINK. AND TOLD MY IMMACULATE SIN IF HE WANTED TO DRINK. THE STUD TOLD HIM NO. AND THE MOTHERFUCKER ASKED AGAIN THE SAME THING. AND THE STUD SAID: NO!!! (KNOWING THAT WHO KNOWS WICH KIND OF DRUG COULD BE INSIDE THAT STUFF)

THEY TALKED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. THE STUD TOLD ME THE GUY WAS NOT UGLY, OUT OF HIS LEAGUE, OF COURSE, BUT HE THOUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS SEXY, AND, READ THIS """""SAW SOMETHING IN HIS EYES"""""".

THE STUD WAS CONCERNED AS THE MOTHERFUCKER TALKED TO HIM WITHOUT FAINTING. SO HE ASKED WHY THE MOTHERFUCKER TALKED TO HIM. THE OTHER GUY HAD NO CLUE. THE STUD SAID "NORMALLY PEOPLE DON'T TALK TO ME. I DON'T KNOW WHY ((((((LIAR!!!!)))) SO THAT'S WHY I ASK. ---------BUT I DO CAN TALK"

O:O ! I KNOW THAT, PLEASE STOP TALKING, FIRE OF MY LOINS.

AT SOME POINT THE STUD MUFFIN WANTED TO TELL THE GUY AN ADVICE, BUT THE MOTHERFUCKER SAID, HE WOULD TALK TO A FRIEND. THE HUNK PUSHED HIM BACK AND TOLD HIM HE SHOULDN'T DO SOMETHING IN FANGTASIA, OR COULD SHOW A BAD IMPRESSION.

PUSHED HERE, MEANS PUSH, BUT...

THERE WAS PHISICAL CONTACT. THE STUD TAKE HOURS TO DECIDE WHEN HE WOULD TALK TO SOMEONE, AND HERE WE ARE: THERE WAS PHISICAL CONTACT. NOT SEXUAL, BUT, HE ENTERED HIS PERSONAL SPACE, AND THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS WITH OTHER PEOPLE. IN FANGTASIA EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. ONCE A GUY PUT HIS ARM OVER ---MY---STUD--- AND HE INMEDIATELLY MOVED AWAY AND LOOKED AT THE GUY LIKE HE WANTED TO KILL HIM.

SO THE PEOPLE IN FANGTASIA IS AWARE OF THIS MATTER.

THEN THE STUD WENT FROM HERE TO THERE, DANCED A LITTLE HERE AND THERE.

AND AT SOME POINT HE THOUGHT "I KNOW NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN, BUT I'LL GIVE IT A TRY"
SO HE STARTED LOOKING FOR THE GUY AND EVERYONE IN FANGTASIA REALIZED HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE (THIS HAPPENS ONCE EACH MILLENIA IN FANGTASIA AND EVERYONE THERE KNOWS THAT).
SO HE LOOKED AND LOOKED FOR THE MOTHERFUCKER. AND KEPT LOOKING.
AND IN THE END HE FOUND HIM IN THE SMOKING AREA.
HE APPROACHED AND LOOKED AT THE MOTHERFUCKER'S EYES. BUT SAID NO WORD.
THEN HE TRIED TO TALK TO HIM, AND COULD TELL BY THE MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK, THAT HE WANTED NOT TO TALK WITH ----THE MUFFIN???!!!!!
THE MUFFIN STARED FIVE SECONDS. THEN TURNED HIS HEAD AND TURNED HIS EYES UP, THINKING. FIVE MORE SECONDS, HE REALIZED HE WAR RIGHT AND
READ THIS.

NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN................

SO HURT IN HIS EGO AND SATISFIED WITH THE TIME HE SPENT DANCING -----ALONE.
HE LEFT FANGTASIA EARLIER THAN USUALLY.

SO WE WONDER NOW WHAT HE WAS TOLD BY EVERYONE IN FANGTASIA, BECAUSE THERE EVERYBODY WOULD GIVE A LEG, OR KILL SOMEONE TO HAVE JUST ONE NIGHT THING WITH ---MY--STUD---

AND EVERYONED SAW BY THE STUD ATTITUDE HE DID WANT MORE THAN ONE NIGHT THING. HE WANTED A SHEEP.

AND BY HOW THE STUD MUFFIN BEHAVES, EVERYONE ALREADY FIGURED OUT THAT HE DOESN'T GIVE SECOND CHANCES.
THEY MUST HAVE TOLD THAT TO THE MOTHERFUCKER.

SO NOW WE IMAGINE THE MOTHERFUCKER SINKING IN HIS OWN STUPIDITY.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS.

THAT BOY'S A MONSTER!!!

SO. WE WENT OUT. AND THEN.

O.O

THERE WAS A MONSTER IN MY BED!!!

ONCE MY BOYFRIEND WAS TOLD HE WAS A STUD AND HE LOOKED LIKE HE WOULD BREED BREAK APART

HELL YEAH!!!

THAT'S TRUE.

WELL PROBABLY SOMEWHERE MY CHEESECAKE WILL READ THIS AND THEN HE WOULD LIKE TO KILL ME FOR EXPOSING HIM THIS WAY.

YEAH o.O

I CAN HEAR HIM AS HE READ THIS AND SAYING

-_-' FFFUCK???

ANYWAY. FOR EXAMPLE HE GOES TO GYM. AND THERE'S A MACHINE THERE THAT MAKES SOUNDS WHEN YOU USE IT. HE ALWAYS REMEMBERS THAT, HE TELLS ME THAT MACHINE SOUNDS MORE THAN THE BED.

AND NOW I CAN IMAGINE HIM READING THIS AND SAYING.

O.O! -_- SUGAR????????

I DON'T KNOW WHY HW TRIES TO KEEP ALL THIS DATA HIDDEN AS YOU LOOK AT HIM AND OBVIOUSLY THAT'S A REAL THING, WONDER WHY EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO GET INTO HIS SHEETS???

SO I THING ABOUT ALL THIS AND I ONLY CAN SAY.

HOW LUCKY I AM !!! TT_TT

LOVE YOU SEXY!!! - VATER, BRUDER, SOHN - DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN.

WE LOVE TRUE BLOOD!!!

SO WE WATCH TRUE BLOOD. OBVIOUSLY IN TRUE BLOOD THE VAMPIRES REPRESENT GAYS, THAT'S WHY GOD HATES FANGS AND ALL THAT STUFF.

WE REALIZED TOO, THAT TRUE BLOOD IS ALICE IN WONDERLAND. AND SOOKIE IS ALICE. AND ALICE, LIKE DOROTHY, CAN BEFRIEND EVERYTHING THAT'S FREAK WITHOUT PREJUDICE OR JUDGEMENT.

WE CRIED WHEN THE RED QUEEN GOT KILLED AND... WE DON'T LIKE TO HEAR THAT SOOKIE IS A SLUT, CAUSE SHE'S NOT. SHE'S WITH ONE GUY AT A TIME, AND THEY ARE VERY GOOD LOOKING SO SHE IS VERY SELECTIVE. SLUTS DON'T DO THAT.

WE REALIZED TOO THAT THE BEAR CUB IS THE SAME THAN ERIC IN PERSONALITY, BUT WHEN I AM LIKE ERIC HE IS LIKE GODRIC.

HELL YEAH!!!

SO WHENEVER WE CAN WE SAY EACH OTHER:

:)

""""""""""""VATER, BRUDER, SOHN"""""""""""

TT_TT

MY BEAR CUB IS SO CUTE!!!

MY BOYFRIEND IN SHORTS SHOWED OFF HIS LEGS!!!

SO MY BOYFRIEND WENT OUT AND FELL, DIRTYING ALL HIS PANTS. LUCKY FOR HIM (UNLUCKY FOR ME TT_TT) HE HAD SHORTS IN HIS BAG. SO HE WALKED INTO A MALL, ENTERED THE WC AND CHANGED HIS DIRTY JEANS FOR SHORTS.

AND WHEN I SAY SHORTS IT'S CAUSE THEY WERE SHORT.

THERE'S A BOOK STORE WHERE HE HAS FRIENDS, ONE OF THEM, GIRL, TOLD HIM SHE WOULD KILL HIM. AND HE WAS TOLD TOO HE DARED COMING NAKED INTO THE BOOK STORE. THOSE GUYS THOUGHT THAT SAW ALL HIS LEGS, BUT THEY DID NOT. CAUSE THEY ARE BIIIIIG.

AND THEN HE WENT INTO A DEPARTMENT STORE TO ASK FOR PERFUMES, MAKING WINKS ALL OVER THE PLACE. HOW THE HELL HE LOVES THAT, HOW THE HELL I HAVE TO TAKE IT. BUT HE LIKES TO DO SO, SO... WHAT AM I TO DO???

TT_TT

I DUNNO, I STILL LOOK AT THE STUD MUPHIN AND ASK...

AM I REALLY YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND????

O.o

I GOT MAIL !!!

MY BOYFRIEND SENT ME HIS---THIS? o.O E-MAIL...

""I'VE READ THE TAROT TO FOUR PEOPLE!!!

""FOR THE FIRST TIME I COULD READ THE FEY TAROT DECK I'VE BOUGHT TO SOME PEOPLE!!!

AND BY ---FEY--- HE MEANS ---ONE OF HIS 1000 DECKS---

o.O

""SO I STARTED THE TAROT READING TELLING THAT STORY ABOUT THE CAT YOU HATE SO MUCH

-_-'

""AND THEN I SAID THAT I HAD TO ACCUMULATE KI AND ASK FOR THE AID OF THE VIRGIN OF GUADALUPE, LOURDES, ETC. SO ONE GUY SUDDENLY SAID (QUOTE) "WHICH VIRGIN WINS TO ANOTHER". AND I SAID... I DON'T KNOW (SHAKING HEAD) AND THINKING... I THOUGHT ALL VIRGINS WERE THE SAME PERSON WITH (QUOTE) DIFFERENT CLOTHES???

XD

""SO THIS GIRL ASKED ABOUT LOVE BUT WOULDN'T LISTEN TO WHAT I SAID CAUSE SHE KEPT TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE, AN AS I DON'T LIKE TO REPEAT, AND (QUOTE) -----I TRIED TO---- AND ----SHE WOULD KEEP TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE--- O.O ???

""THEN SHE DIDN'T STOP ASKING WHERE THE GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THE CARDS WERE.

O.o

""AND I TOLD HER THAT I DIDN'T KNOW (HOW COULD I AS TAROT DECKS HAVE NO GOOGLE MAPS INCLUDED???)

""SO SHE KEPT TRYING TO GET OUT OF ME THE GUY'S ADDRESS, BUT (QUOTE) HEARD A DAMN THING ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PSICHOLOGICAL AND VISUAL ASPECTS I TOLD HER THE GUY COULD HAVE (???)

:)

""SO AT SOME POINT

COME ON, HERE HE GOES...

""I SAID... NO, YOU KNOW, NOW I CAN SEE IT. THE GUY IS... OUT THERE (MAKING AN UNCLE SAM POINT TO  A LOT OF PEOPLE) SO THE GIRL WOULD START ASKING OUT LOUD TO THOSE PEOPLE WHICH ONE OF THEM WAS, LOOKING EVERYWHERE. AND SHE ASKED ME AGAIN WHERE THE GUY WAS. SO I SAID, LOOK... I KINDA FEEL SOME KIND OF ENERGY SOMEWHERE, AROUND, IN GAS STATE OF MATERIA...
""THINKING (QUOTE) FRIEND, I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT CAUSE I DON'T THE HELL KNOW, GET THE HINT!!!

SHIT

""WELL AT THIS POINT OF HEALTHY HUMOUR, LAUGHING AND KINDA CRAZY POINT, I STARTED SAYING (QUOTE) (O.O!) YOU KNOW, I CAN HELP YOU... AND SAID (QUOTE) "MAKE HIM COME, MAKE HIM COME, NOTHING STOPS HIM COME!!!
"YOU ARE LA QUINTRALA!!!!
"AND EVERYONE AROUND, INCLUDING -ME- COULN'T STOP LAUHING OUT LOUD!

<3

"LATER EVERYONE COULDN'T STOP ASKING ME IF I WOULD GO TO A -MEETING-. SO I WOULD SAY I COULDN'T GO, WITHOUT SAYING WHY. BECAUSE THE REAL REASON WAS THAT THE NIGHT BEFORE I COULDN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE OF INSOMNIA.

""BUT HOW COULD THEY (QUOTE) BELIEVE THAT ON A FRIDAY KNIGHT I DIDN'T SLEEP BECAUS OF 199% PURE INSOMNIA AND NOT ANY OTHER REASON, IN THE WORLD OF PURE MEAN IMAGINATION???

""GREETINGS::: BEAR CUB STUD MUPHIN HUNK.

NO WONDER WHY I THINK THE GUY IS FUNNY. <3 DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOIINS. MY LOVE, MY SIN.

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