THIS RECORDS
EXPLORE THE PHANTOM ZONE
IN A SCIENTIFIC
EMOTIONAL
MENTAL
AND SURREALISTIC WAY
THIS RECORDS COMPILE
INFORMATION AQUIRED IN THE PHANTOM ZONE
BY ANDYS EXPERIENCE
THERE ARE BOLD DARK ELEMENTS
AND THIS COMPILATION OF DATA
IS CLEARLY NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDEN
UNDER 13
KEEP DISCRETION
"IM HERE AGAIN" SAID ANDY "THIS PLACE
IN THE PHANTOM ZONE
LOOKS SO FAMILIAR
I STILL CAN TAKE
A LOOK FROM HERE
TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE QUEUE"
"THEY MAKE THE QUEUE
AN ETERNAL QUEUE
OF HOURS AND HOURS
AND THEN THEY GO UP THAT
HILL "
"AND JUMP CLIFF DOWN
IVE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES
THEY JUMP OFF THE CLIFF
THEY FALL
THEY GET MADE BAG
THEY STAND
AND MAKE THE QUEUE
AGAIN"
"WELL THIS TOWER
IVE SEEN THIS TOWER B4
AAAND...
I HAVE SEEN
WAIT A MINUTE..."
"I THINK I CAN START MAKING A MAP
OF THIS PLACE
SO FAR I HAVE 4 BUILDINGS
ITS NOT BAAAD
AND IF I GO HERE AND THERE"
"ORCS... IM FAMILIAR TO THEM
BUT
WAIT A MINUTE
ORCS HAVE SOMEHOW
A LIFE SPAN
AND THEY GROW UP
THEYRE ALWAYS UGLY
AND HAVE BAD FEELINGS
BAD BIVE
BUT NOT AROUND ME
SOMETIMES I THINK ITS
FUN TO HAVE THEM
AROUND"
"ORCS ARE BORN FROM EGGS
THEN THEY GROW UP
AND"
LATER
===============
"JOSH IVE BEEN STUDYING THE PHANTOM ZONE"
"AND" JOSH REPLIED
"THERE ARE FORMS OF LIFE
THERE ARE CIRCLES OF LIFE
ALSO BUILDINGS"
"WHATS YOUR POINT, ANDY"
"I THINK THERE IS SOME KIND
OF EQUATION
IN THIS PLACE
AN ANTILIFE EQUATION
ILL WRITE IT DOWN"
"SEE JOSH???"
"WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE
IS JUST UNBEIEVABLE ANDY"
"IS THE EQUATION RIGHT???"
"I THINK SO"
"HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
AN EQUATION LIKE THIS"
"NOPE"
"BUT JOSH, IF THERE IS AN ANTILIFE
EQUATION
THERE MUST BE A LIFE EQUATION
SOMEWHERE"
"YOU THINK SO???"
"YEAH FOR SURE
ILL STUDY LIFE TOO"
WEEKS LATER
______________________
"SO THIS BOOKS OF BIOLOGY
BIOCHEMISTRY
CELLS LIFE
WATER
DATA"
"THE CELL
HAS A NUCLEUS
MITHOCONDRIA
...
AND THE BASE OF
THE STRUCTURE OF
CELLS ARE PROTEINS"
"STUDYING COLLAGEN
AND HOW IT MAKES STRUCTURES
THEN LIFE AND
BIOCHEMISTRY
LEAD TO CELL METABOLISM
AND...
BINGO!!!"
"JOSH I THINK I HAVE
THE LIFE EQUATION!!!"
"SHOW ME"
"ACCORDING TO THIS COMPUTER
THE EQUATION IS CORRECT
TAKE A LOOK"
COMPANIONSHIP + UNDERSTANDING +
ASSURANCE + JOY + ALTRUISM
:RESPECT :COMMENDATION
:SYMPATHY
X INNOCENCE X DIGNITY
X SUCCESS X ACCEPTANCE
Y=N WHERE
Y=DESPAIR
AND N = CAUTION
LOVE = TRUTH
DEATH = REBIRTH
SELF = LIGHT SIDE
"LOOKS GREAT, ANDY"
"I THINK YOU CAN USE IT
FOR SOMETHING"
"ILL TELL ARCHANGEL
RAFAEL"
"WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK
SO FAR ABOUT THIS RECORDS???"
"THE RESULTS ARE BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT
AND
WELCOME BACK
TO THE FAMILY OF LIGHT"
