TALKING TO ORACLE HER AND HIM
WAS REALLY CONFUSING FOR ANDY
NOW THAT ORACLE ELLE JOINED THE CLUB
RECENTLY, ANDY WENT TO SEE HER
TO GET A SECOND OPINION ABOUT THE MATTER
OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH ARTEMIS
AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WITH MICHAEL
ORACLE HER AND HIM RECOMMENDED
ANDY TO HAVE A POLIAMOROUS COUPLE:
A THROUPLE
BUT HE GOT JUST
SO CONFUSED
THE BIGGER MATTER
WHAT WOULD THINK ABOUT THAT
HIS SMALLVILLE GRANNY???
"COME ON IN" SAID ORACLE ELLE "ANDY
IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU
ACCORDING TO THE UNIVERSE
YOU SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
LAST WEEK,
WHAT HAPPENED???"
"REALLY???
NO IDEA
I CAME HERE BCAAAUUSEE"
"YOU ARE LIKE SUPER IN LOVE
WITH ARTEMIS AND MICHAEL
I KNOW"
"REALLY???
WELL THEN
YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD
ORACLE"
"I THINK SO
BUT IM HUMBLE
TOO"
"COME WITH ME I HAVE THE CARDS READY"
"ALRIGHT"
"DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK???"
"ICE TEA..."
"YEAH I KNOW
WHITE AND MANDARIN FLAVOR"
"WELL YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD ORACLE"
"WELL LETS SEE
ACCORDING TO THE CARDS
YOU ARE IN SOME SORT OF LOVE
POLYGON...
YOU WILL MAKE A COUPLE NOT WITH
2 MEN
BUT 3
YOULL BE 4 IN TOTAL"
"HOLY SHIT"
"YEAH"
"WHAT ELSE SAY THE CARDS"
"NOTHING ELSE"
"WELL I THINK THAT
MEANS
I DON NEED
FURTHER EXPLANATIONS
I DONT WANT ROLLS IN MY HEAD
WHY THE CARDS
JUST SAY THAT"
"EMPTY SET
LOOK IM AN ORACLE
I KNOW POLIAMORI IS REAL
AND LIKE SUPER IN FASHION
BUT
IM OLD
I DONT GET IT
MEN CHEAT I UNDERSTAND
AND THAT DOESNT LOOK GOOD"
MY ASS
"BUT THIS IS SO NEW
AND DIFFERENT
YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL
DIFFERENCES
WITH PEOPLE"
"IM USED TO IT"
"BUT HELL A COUPLE OF FOUR MEN
WELL BE CALLED THE APOCALYPSE KNIGHTS
LIKE BRITNEY PARIS AND LINDSAY"
"I DUNNO"
"WHAT YOU RECOMMEND???"
"FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS"
ACCORDING TO SMALLVILLE GRANNIES
THAT WAS A VERY BAD IDEA
BUT BCAUSE WHY NOT???
"YOU SHOULD STUDY
ABOUT POLIAMORI
AND MULTIPLE COUPLES
THAT INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER
I MEAN
YOU HAVE TO SHARE SOMETHING
THE FOUR OF YOU
AND YOU SHOULD LEARN
HOW TO HANDLE JEALOUSY
AND
SOCIAL MISUNDERSTANDINGS"
"THATS ALL ANDY
I WHIS YOU THE BEST
COME TO SEE ME
ANYTIME YOU WANT
TALK TO YOU LATER
WAKATA
OKIDOKI"
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