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YEAR XXXX A.D.
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"JOSH...
WHY...?"
"JUST TAKE THE LIGHT OF HOPE
HOPE ONE DAY
YOU WILL FORGIVE ME"
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3 YEARS LATER
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"WELL MUST BE A THING
THAT JOSH SHOWED ME THE EXIT
OF THE FANTOM ZONE
MY WAY OUT FOR THIS PAIN
MAY WAIT A LITTLE BIT LONGER
FOR ME TO TAKE IT"
"THERES SOMETHING I MUST DO FIRST
WELL IM HERE
SO WHY NOT???
ITS TIME FOR ME
TO DO SOMETHING REALLY
IMPORTANT
IN MOUNT DOOM
ILL GO TO MORDOR
AT THE NEXT CORNER"
"HERE I CAN REFINE MY SILVER CRYSTAL
IN THE FIRE OF MOUNT DOOM
JOSH IS GONNA LIKE THIS
LIKE HELL"
"FINALLY I CAN DO THIS"
AND ANDY PUT HIS SILVER
CRYSTAL
IN THE FIRE OF MOUNT DOOM
AND SUDDENLY
A LOT OF GLITTER SHOWED UP
AND ANOTHER CRYSTAL POPPED OUT
"GREAT!!! NOT ONLY THE SILVER
CRYSTAL GOT REFINED
I NOW HAVE ALSO
THE GOLDEN CRYSTAL
AND IT WAS
REFINED IN THE FIRE
OF MOUNT DOOM TOO"
NOW I CAN GO OUT
NEXT STOP!!!
ELYSIAN FIELDS!!!
HOPE MY WAY OUT
IS BRIEF"
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2 YEARS LATER
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"I FINALLY GOT OUT
OF THE PHANTOM ZONE
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT TOOK ME
2 YEARS..."
"NOW IM READY FOR MY NEXT ADVENTURE"
AND JOSH SHOWED UP
...
"WELL DONE ANDY
YOU HAVE PROOVED
YOU ARE A TRU
SAILOR SOLDIER.
AND
I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU"
"THERE IS A HOUSE IN SANTIAGO
YOU HAVE TO GO THERE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT"
"HERES THE MAP"
"HERES THE PICTURE"
ANDY WENT THERE
WITH HIS BEST SUIT
HE GOT WELCOME
IN THE ENTRANCE
HE WAS TOLD
THAT FINALLY HE GOT THERE
THERE WAS A PARTY IN THE HOUSE
AND ANDY DID NOT STOP
DRINKING DIET COKE
AT SOME POINT
HE STAYED ON THE SECOND FLOOR
LAYING HIS BACK
ON A WALL
AS HE SAW PEOPLE TALKING AND DANCING
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN...
"HI
MY NAME IS MICHAEL"
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YEARS LATER
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"MICHAEL
IN MY FAMILY SOME PEOPLE
ARE NOT GONNA LIKE
WE ARE TOGETHER TOGETHER
WHAT WE DO"
"I DUNNO
JUST TELL
WTF
THEY GET ANGRY
IS THEIR
SOUR COUP OF WINE"
"LOOK"
"THERE MUST BE
ANOTHER WAY"
"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ANDY???"
"I THINK
WE COULD WRITE A BLOG
I SEARCHED THE WEB
BLOGGER IS STILL POPULAR
GLOBALLY
AS CHILEANS DONT READ BLOGGGER
ANYMORE
WE SHOULD WRITE IT IN ENGLISH
MY FAMILY CAR READ THE BLOG
THEY WILL HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND WE ARE TOGETHER"
"ITS NOT A BAD IDEA
YOU COWARD"
"ITS GONNA BE OK"
THEY STARTED WRITING A BLOG
MIKE LERKOFFS CORNER
AND IT GOT A LOT OF READERS
AND FOLLOWERS
FOR ANDY AND MICHAEL
"I WAS RIGHT FIRE OF MY LOINS"
"MY LOVE MY SIN"
"THIS IS BETTER THAN EVER"
"NOW WE ARE FAMOUS"
"YYYYAAAASSS"
"YYAAAYYY"
"I LOVE YOU"
"DREAM OF MY DREAMS"
YEARS PASSED AND AT SOME POINT
MICHAEL BROKE UP WITH ANDY
ANDY LEARNED IN THE PHANTOM ZONE
HOW TO BE STRONG
AND FACE
ADVERSITY
IN THE BEST WAY
AT SOME POINT ANDY
THOUGHT MICHAEL WAS GONE FOR GOOD
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YEAR WWWW A.D.
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ANDY WENT TO HAVE RAMEN
AT A RESTAURANT
AND MET THERE WITH UTENA
AND AURORA
"I LOVE TO HAVE RAMEN HERE" SAID ANDY
"ME TOO" ADDED AURORA
"I LOVE IT YES..."SAID UTENA
"DID YOU SEE THE GUY THERE???
THE GOOD LOOKING ONE???
THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE
I DUNNO"
"WHERE" SAID THE GIRLS.
"WELL HE LOOKS GOOD" SAID AURORA
"GO TO TALK TO HIM" ADDED UTENA
"OH COME ON" SAID ANDY "FEELS AWKWARD"
"JUST GO" SAID UTENA
"ITS JUST NOT I "
"ANDY!!!" SAID THE GIRLS
THEY KEPT TALKING ABOUT IT
COGS OF FATE OR NOT
THE GOOD LOOKING GUY
DID GET INTERESTED
INT ANDY
HE LIKED HIM
HE LOOKED GOOD
HE LOOKED CHARISMATIC
MAGNETIC
ELECTRIC
SO HE APPROACHED ANDY
AND TALKED TO HIM
AND WHAT HE HAD TO SAY
WAS...
...
...
...
"HI, MY NAME IS ARTEMIS"
CHRONICLES OF SECOND IMPACT
VOL. FINAL
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