"DEAR THERAPIST... I DON´'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH ALL THIS ANGER
I HAVE ACCUMULATED
A CAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC
AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT CAN I DO
BECAUSE THESE DAYS I CANNOT HAVE FUN WITH ANYTHING
AND ALSO MY BOYFRIEND IS A MAN THAT DOUBLES MY AGE SO I WANNA KNOW
IF THAT IS WRONG OR ANYTHING
SO PLS GIVE ME ADVICE"
-- JOHN DOE.
"WELL JOHN DOE, IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SEEM TO BE
SOMETHING LIKE A BOUND JOCK OR SOMETHING...
I MEAN IT... YOU SEEM TO BE TANGLED
LIKE HELL IN A LOT OF NOEDS OF COMPLEXES AND SUPERSTICIONS.
WELL LOOK, THE BEST WAY TO GET RID OF ANGER IS
TO EXPRESS IT AND TRY TO DO IT
IN THE HEALTHIEST WAY, SO I RECOMMEND YOU
TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT FOR A WHILE.
AND TRY TO MAKE THE BEST AMOUNT OF FATALITIES
POSSIBLE.
IN SECOND PLACE WHAT YOU CAN DO AND IT'S
BEST FOR YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL HEALTH
IS TO READ BOOKS
THE BOOK I RECOMMEND YOU TO READ IS JELLO SALAD.
THIS BOOK IS FUN
AND YOU CAN LEARN A LOT
ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP AND BEAUTIFUL TENSION
BETWEEN CEREALS AS PRINCIPAL FOOD IN DIET.
IN THIRD PLACE
WELL. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP...
I MEAN.. YOU KNOW?
THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE IS NOT THE AGE..
I MEAN...
IS YOUR BOYFRIEND HOT???
I MEAN...
HE CAN DOUBLE YOUR AGE
TRIPLE YOUR AGE
CUADRUPLE YOUR AGE
AGE DOES ..."""NOT"""
MA---TTER
ALRIGHT
I MEAN... IF YOUR DADDY IS HOT
YOU HAVE GREAT SEX WITH HIM
YOU GET ALONG
AND JOKE ALL THE TIME
AGE DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL
YOU """CAN""" BE HAPPY WITH AN OLDER MAN
AND ALSO
MEN GET BETTER WITH TIME
I MEAN...
LIKE WINE OR CHEESE
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???
IF HE IS HOT
AND YOU BOTH DESTROY THE BED
TOGETHER UNDER THE SHEETS
AGE IS """NEVER"""
AND OBSTACLE FOR LOVE
AND PLEASURE
AND IT IS GONNA GET A LOT BETTER
IF THE GUY GIVES YOU ALSO
A LOT OF MONEY
LET'S USE THE MOTTO
"""MORE IS MORE""
SO FORGET ABOUT YOUR COMPLEXES
BE HAPPY
EXPRESS YOUR ANGER ONLINE PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT
DO A LOT OF FATALITIES
READ NICHOLAS BLINCOE BOOKS
AND ENJOY YOUR BOYFRIEND
AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW..."
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WORDS OF THE THERAPIST
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