THEY MET AT THE MALL
"HI"
SAID THE BEAR PASTING HIS WAIST
TO MICHAEL'S WAIST AND SMILING
"MY MOM IS BACK HOME FINALLY,
AIN'T THAT COOL???"
MICHAEL KISSED HIM ON THE LIPS
PASTING HIS TONGUE TO THE BEAR'S TONGUE
AND SUDDENLY
THEIR SPIT STARTED TO FLOW EVERYWHERE
WITH A PROFOUND WAVE OF LOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE
AND ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND JUMPED INTO THEIR SWIMSUITS
AND STARTED SWIMMING
"WE GO?" SAID THE BEAR
AND SUDDENLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE
MICHAEL GRABBED THE RIGHT HAND OF THE BEAR
AND STARTE PULLING HIM
"VERY BIG CHANGE?"
SAID THE BEAR IN BLISS AND FOLLOWED MICHAEL'S LEAD
"I LOVE THIS STORE" SAID THE BEAR SQUIZZING MICHAELS WAIST
"I LOVE IT TOO" SAID MICHAEL.
BOTH STARTED TO PLAY AROUND THE STORE
AT SOME POINT THE BEAR GRABBED A WINNIE THE POOH PLUSH
AND THREW IT TO MICHAEL, WHO GRABBED THE PLUSH
AND THREW IT BACK
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AN HOUR LATER
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"OK ANDY THIS IS MY XMAS GIFT TO YOU... REALLY LIKE IT?"
"OH YEAH, REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE IT"
"WHAT'S MY PRESENT???"
THE BEAR PUT HIS HAND ON HIS POCKET AND STARTED TO TAKE THINGS
OUT OF IT, FIRST A KEYCHAIN, SECOND A 20 CMS STITCH PLUSH, A TV AND FINALLY MICHAEL'S PRESENT...
"THIS PERFUME... FOR YOU..."
THEY WALKED OUT THE STORE AND STARTED TACKLING EACH OTHER
AND PEOPLE AROUND STARTED TO TAKE PICTURES AND RECORD VIDEO
WITH THEIR SMARTPHONES
THEY WERE LAUGHING ALL OVER THE PLACE
AND PEOPLE LOOKING LAUGHED TOO.
"I'LL BUY YOU A SECOND PRESENT, ANDY... LET'S GET INSIDE THIS STORE"
"MORE PRESENTS... YOU AND I, ANGOLMOIS GENERATION
WE NEVER LACK OF MONEY"
"WE NEVER LACK OF ENVY EITHER"
"SO WHAT ARE WE DOING IN THE UNDERWEAR SECTOR"
"FOR YOU, MY LOVE MY SIN"
"MICHAEL??? THIS LEAVES LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION"
"C'MON IF YOU HAVE A GREAT ASS YOU HAVE TO SHOW IT OFF!!!"
"YOU KIDDING???"
"NOT AT ALL, FIRE OF MY LOINS"
"I'LL FEEL EXPOSED AND STUFF..."
"WELL YOU SHOULDN'T CARE, WHAT MATTERS, WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER
I'LL HAVE A BETTER VIEW"
"FINE, IF YOU WANT IT"
"TEA!!!" SAID ANDY AND STARS AND HEARTS
STARTED FLOWING FROM HIS EYES
JUST BY LOOKING
TO THE STORE LOGO
"YOU WANT THE SAME AS ALWAYS?"
SAID THE GIRL AT THE CASH REGISTER
"WHAT ARE THESE SPOTS CALLED CASH REGISTERS IF
NOBODY AROUND HAS CASH?
MICHAEL, WE ALL USE DEBIT OR CREDIT CARDS THESE DAYS..."
"AND YES WE WANT THE SAME, A TARO TEA COLD SUGAR FREE WITH WHOLE
COW MIL AND BOBA, AND A TIRAMISU TEA SUGAR FREE WITH WHOLE MILK"
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING ELSE?" SAID THE GIRL
ANDY THOUGHT ABOUT IT... BUT COULDN'T HELP IT
"YEAH, A PORSCHE CAR, AN APARTMENT IN MANHATTAN, A SMARTWATCH..."
"I CAN TELL BY YOUR EYES, ANDY THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ME..."
"WELL YEAH..."
"MICHAEL, MY MOM HAD A BRAIN HEMORRHAGE. I WASNT TOLD B4.
IT WAS THAT FUCKING WITCH AT THE THEATER FOR SURE...
AND MY MOM ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL...
"AND???"
"MY BROTHER HAD AN ACCIDENT WHILE HE WAS
ON HIS BYCICLE... IT WAS THE WITCH OF THE THEATER AGAIN..."
"I THINK THE SAME... WHAT YOU'LL DO???"
"I DUNNO... IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS, MICHAEL, TEN YEARS...
SHE DOESN'T STOP BOTHERING ME...
LIKE WHEN ONE OF MY CATS PEED ON ONE OF MY WORKS..."
"SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY LIMITS..."
"JOSH TOLD ME SHE WILL BE PUNISHED FOR ALL SHE DID TO ME
THE THING IS THE PUNISHMENT NEVER HAPPENS..."
"SO YOU WANT TO PUNISH HER???"
"NOT ONLY WANT... IVE DONE IT SOME TIMES ALREADY
SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY LEVEL OF COMPREHENSION
SO YOU SEE... SHE NEVER LEARNS"
"LOOK... WHAT IF WE TALK TO A JOURNALIST OR SOMETHING...
AND WE EXPOSE HER THING WITH MONEY
IT WAS 2013 WHEN YOU TOLD ME
THAT ACCORDING TO THE TAROT
HER PRINCIPAL FUNCTION IN THE THEATER
IS STEALING MONEY...
YOU ARE NEVER WRONG WITH THE CARDS..."
"I DON'T KNOW ANY JOURNALIST, MIKE..."
"BUT I DO. THAT WITCH WANTS WAR
SHE'LL HAVE IT"
"I'M LOVING THIS..."
WHO AM I?
THAT'S A LITTLE THING I'LL NEVER TELL
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME...
GOSSIP GAY.
