HI EVERYONE
FROM NOW ON
YOU SHOULD SPEAK TO ME
AS YOUR SPIRITUAL ADVICER.
NOW IN CHILE IT'S SUMMER
SO FIRST OF ALL THE SWIMSUITS
YOU SHOULD WEAR IN THE BEACH OR SWIMMING POOL
ARE THESE ONES FOR GIRLS
AND REMEMBER
TO NEVER SHOW OFF
YOUR ASS
AND FOR BOYS THIS BEAUTIFUL DRESS
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MANNERS
AND CONSIDER BOLDLY
ABOUT
MORALS AND GOOD WAY OF LIVING
AND WHAT YOU
HAVE TO CONSIDER
AS THE MOST IMPORTANTEST THING
EVER IS:
NEVER TOUCH YOURSELF
LISTEN TO ME
AND NOW VIDEOGAMES
IT IS BETTER IF YOU KEEP
YOUR INNER CHILD ALIVE AND INTACT
OF THE PERILS AND SINS OF THE WORLD
REMEMBER TO ALWAYS AVOID PLEASURE IN ALL ITS FORMS
AND PLAY HELLO KITTY OR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE GAMES
THAT'S CUTE THAT'S CONCEPTUAL
THAT'S KAWAII THAT'S ART THAT'S HELLO KITTY
AND WHEN YOU PLAY
VIDEOGAMES
ALWAYS REMEMBER
TO NOT NOT NOT
AND NEVER
AND FOREVER AND EVER NEVER
PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
LISTEN TO ME
AND THE LAST THING...
THERE IS AROUND
AN UGLY RUMOR
ABOUT ME
AND
PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT I AM ADDICTED
TO BANANA FISH...
THAT IS A
LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LISTEN TO ME.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
AND REMEMBER TO PRAY
FOR ALL THOSE SINNERS
THAT LIVE IN THE WORLD,
ARE INDIVIDUALISTIC,
ARE ADDICTED TO PLEASURE,
WATCH PORN,
AND PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT
SO GOD HAS MERCY ON THEIR SOULS
LISTEN TO MEEEEEE.
