"MIKE YOU KNOW. I KNOW ABOUT BUDHISM. THIS YOGANANDA BOOK IS JUST AT KINDERGARDEN LEVEL"
"REALLY???" I SAID, AS MY IDOL STEVE JOBS SHATTERED INSIDE MY HEAD.
"I THINK STEVE JOBS WAS JOKING WHEN HE LEFT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS A COPY OF THE BOOK OF YOGANANDA."
"WHY YOU SAID THAT???"
"C'MON! YOU REALLY THINK HE READ THIS BOOK FOR CHILDREN EVERY YEAR TO MAKE A NEW IPHONE OR A NEW IPAD??? I DON'T THINK SO..."
"LOOK... WHAT???"
"THE GUY WAS COMPETITIVE, SO IN THE END HE WANTED ALL OF US BELIEVE THAT WAS THE FORMULA FOR THE M&M'S OF TECHNOLOGY. GET REAL. YOU THINK FORREST GUMP WOULD TELL EVERYONE HOW TO BE RICH IN FIVE MINUTES??? SO NAHIVE YOU CAN BE..."
"I HATE WHEN YOU TALK LIKE I WAS..."
"STUPID? YOU'RE NOT..."
"WELL..."
"LOOK, YOGANANDA WAS A BOY... WHY HE WRITES LIKE A GIRL? BARBIE IS MORE MASCULINE, GET REAL"
"WHAT???"
"MIKE, YOU CAN READ THAT KINDERGARDEN BOOK 1000 TIMES AND YOU WON'T MAKE EVER AN IPHONE, I'M 100% SURE. STEVE JOBS WAS JOKING!!!"
"OR MAYBE YOU READ TOO MUCH"
"YOU READ TOO, ENOUGH TO RECOGNIZE A CHILDREN'S BOOK WHEN YOU READ IT. WELL AT LEAST YOGANANDA HAS GRAMMAR AND REDACTATION SKILLS, PAULO COELHO HAS NO GRAMMAR OR ANY SENSE OF REDACTATION, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HIS BOOKS ARE EDITED, SO WHAT YOU READ IS THE PERFECTIONED VERSION OF WHAT HE WROTE, AND STILL ANY PAULO COELHO BOOK LOOKS LIKE A WRONG MADE DRAFT"
"WHY YOU ARE SAYING THIS?"
"HARRY POTTER IS MORE FOR ADULTS THAN THAT SHIT. I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU TO PLEASE DON'T READ THAT GARBAGE. YOU'LL LOSE YOUR TIME AND WON'T MAKE YOU ANY GOOD. AND I'M STILL SAYING STEVE JOBS WAS JOKING, SO DON'T FALL IN HIS TRAP, PLEASE... PLEASE... PLEASE"
SHIT. YES!!! HE SAID THAT THREE TIMES!!!
THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
