"YES..." SAID THE CUB "I DID IT, I GOT IT"
"HOW?" I ASKED.
"WELL. I CALLED THE BANK AND THEY TOLD ME THEY DID NOT KNOW THE CODE NUMBER I WAS ASKING AND IF THEY KNEW, THEY COULDN'T TELL ME ON THE PHONE, SO I INSISTED I WANTED IT TO HAVE PAYPAL TO BE ABLE TO PAY IN THE NET. SO I WAS TOLD "DON'T HANG THE PHONE, WE WILL TRANSFERE THE CALL TO THE INTERNET ISSUES LINE" AND AS I WAS WAITING LISTENING TO AWFUL MUSIC I TOLD MYSELF "OH HOW I HATE THE FUCKING PHONE!!! IT'S THE WORST INVENTION OF HISTORY!!!!"
"MAYBE THE CODE HAS ANOTHER NAME IN CHILE..."
"I TOLD THAT TO THE GUY OF THE INTERNET ISSUES LINE, AND HE TOLD ME I COULD NOT PUT MY ACCOUNT IN PAYPAL. SO I TOLD HIM THAT I PREFFERED BE TOLD THAT BY PAYPAL AND NOT HIM. AND HE TALKED AND TALKED. AND I GOT IT. NOBODY KNEW WHAT CODE I WAS TALKING ABOUT, SO WHEN HE TOLD ME TO CALL BACK TO THE FIRST NUMBER I CALLED, I TOLD THE GUY "LISTEN, FRIEND. YOU ARE SUPPOSSED TO KNOW WHAT I'M ASKING. YOU'RE JOKING???" THEN HE INSISTED IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET PAYPAL ACCESS. SO I TOLD HIM "OH YES?! OH... I DID NOT KNOW! OH I FEEL SO SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME. WELL, THANKS ANYWAY, GOODBYE!!!" "
"SO HOW YOU HAVE PAYPAL NOW???"
"LOOK. I MEDITATED... NO, DON'T LAUGH. THIS IS SERIOUS. MIKE! ...WELL SO I WAS MEDITATING AND I TRIED TO FIND MY INNER CENTER OF PEACE, THE CORE OF MY HEART. AND WHEN I DID... I THOUGHT IN ONE OF MY MENTORS... I LEARNED THE MENTORS THING IN A COACHING BOOK I READ... SO I ASKED MYSELF IN THIS INNER SPACE OF MY HEART "WHAT WOULD ANGELINA JOLIE DO???"
"SO... WHAT YOU DID???"
"USED A COMPUTER" HE SAID SHOULDERS UP.
"SO YOU BECAME ZERO COOL???"
"EH... KINDA. LOOK I JUST GOOGLED AND I FOUND A YOUTUBE TUTORIAL TO GET PAYPAL ACCESS WITH MY BANK ACCOUNT. SO I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS AND... TA-DAAAN!!!"
"SOUNDS EASY"
"WELL, IN CHILE THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS YOU CANNOT DO, SO YOU HAVE TO FIND A WAY. AN ALTERNATIVE WAY. LIKE A TRICK OR SOMETHING. IT IS A CHILEAN HISTORIC THING. FOR EXAMPLE IN THE PACIFIC WAR, A SMALL CHILEAN SHIP MADE A PERUBIAN WAY LARGER SHIP FOLLOW IT. SO THE SMALLER SHIP GOT NEAR THE BEACH, BUT THE LARGER SHIP GOT STUCK IN THE SAND, THEN THE SMALLER CHILEAN SHIP WENT BACK AND THREW ALL ITS AMO, WINNING THE BATLLE. YOU SEE???"
"HOW YOU KNOW THAT???"
"SCHOOL???"
"THAT PRIVATE SCHOOL YOU WENT TO... SOUNDS LIKE COLLEGE TO ME"
"YEAH, IT WAS KINDA THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT"
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