"YOU CUB! YEAH, AND... I WILL BELIEVE THAT!!!"
"I MEAN IT"
"HOW YOU KNOW THAT"
"WELL. LOOK. THE DEVELOPEMENT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR THAT... THE MATRIX IS ALREADY REAL"
"YEAH?"
"LOOK. FIRST WAS THE SIMS VIDEOGAME. WITH THAT STARTED ALL THIS MESS"
"WHAT YOU CUB ARE TALKING ABOUT???"
"WELL, KEEPING WITH THE SUBJECT. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE STARTED WITH THE SIMS VIDEOGAME. AND NOW. THE NINTENDO, THE PLAYSTATION, THE X-BOX, THE COMPUTERS... THEY ALL HAVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INCLUDED. ALSO THE SMARTPHONES, THEY ARE CALLED SMART CAUSE THEY ARE INTELLIGENT, I GUESS"
"OH YEAH. MORPHEUS TOLD YOU THAT?"
"YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A GUY CALLED LIKE THAT, REMEMBER?"
"I DIDN'T... CUB... COME ON!!! I DID NOOOOOOOOOOOOT SAY THAT!!!"
"THAT'S WHAT I UNDERSTOOD. I READ BETWEEN LINES. WHY WERE YOU ALONE IN YOUR ROOM WITH THAT GUY THEN? YOU WERE PLAYING POKER? STRIP POKER?"
"SHUT UP!"
"LOOK. I READ IN AN ARTICLE OF UNESCO THAT IN JAPAN A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TIED BY THEIR OWN PLAYSTATION CONTROL CABLES. AND THAT THE CABLES WOULD DRAIN THEIR ENERGY, YOU KNOW?"
"YOU, ALRIGHT!!!"
"NO, LISTEN. THE UNESCO RECOMMENDS BECAUSE OF THIS, TO BUY WIRELESS CONSOLE CONTROLS. TO AVOID THIS KIND OF PROBLEM. AND THEREFORE, YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY OF ALL KIND OF CABLES AROUND ANY TECHNOLOGY THAT HAS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE..."
"REALLY? MY ASS!"
"WELL, IT WAS A REAL PROBLEM IN JAPAN, OVERALL IN TOKYO"
"AND WHO SOLVED THAT PROBLEM???"
"SAILOR MOON AND THE SAILOR SCOUTS... OR SENSHIS TO BE MORE ACCURATE"
"AH, OK... SO IN THE STATES WHO'S GONNA SOLVE THAT PROBLEM?"
"SUPERMAN, WONDER WOMAN, GREEN LANTERN, SPIDERMAN, IRON MAN... THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO CAN SOLVE THAT KIND OF THING"
"AND IN FRANCE?"
"THEY HAVE THE AID OF SAINT MARIE ANTOINETTE"
"AND IN ITALY"
"THE MOB HAS ALL UNDER CONTROL"
"YES??? AND IN UK?"
"GUESS THE MASKED GUY OF V FOR VENDETTA HAS CONTROL OF THE SITUATION"
"ALRIGHT!!!"
"IT'S TRUE! C'MON!!! LOOK. IN ARGENTINA THERE'S NO PROBLEM ABOUT IT EITHER, CAUSE GOD IS BY THEIR SIDE"
"YOU MEAN... THE POPE?"
"NO, I MEAN. MARADONA. IN ARGENTINA MARADONA IS GOD, AND AS MESSI IS HIS SUCCESSOR, MESSI IS FOR NOW JUST THE HIEROPHANT..."
"YOU... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???"
"THAT."
"LOOK. LET'S SUPPOSE THIS IS REAL. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO CHILE?"
"A TOTAL MESS."
THIS GUY!!!!!
