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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

REMEMBER THAT LEMON PIE IN YOUR HEAD????

"WHY YOU... CUB -_-' ASK THAT???" I SAID

"WELL... I REMEMBER. IT WAS COOL!"

"NO IT WASNT!!!"

"WELL... WHATEVER"

"WHY YOU THREW ME THAT LEMON PIE??? I DON'T RECALL VERY WELL... YOU'LL TELL ME"

"OH YES. IT WAS ABOUT YOUR OBSESSION WITH THE VISUAL CONFIRMATION..."

"WHICH OF ALL???"

"OH I REMEMBER. DOESN'T MEAN I'LL TELL..."

"YOU!!!"

"SO I GOT TIRED ABOUT VISUAL CONFIRMATION AND BOUGHT YOU A LEMON PIE. THAT'S IT!!!"

"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?"

"LIKE I TOLD YOU 1000 TIMES SOMETHING ABOUT ME. AND YOU WERE LIKE """YEAH""" AND THEN YOU SAW IT WAS TRUE AND SAID """OH, IT WAS TRUE, YOU WERE NOT LYING""" THAT."

"AH... AH... OH SHIT o.O YES. I REMEMBER"

"HOW COULD YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT??? I WAS SO ANGRY! I HAD TO DO IT, FOR THAT I'M SO SORRY"

"NO YOU'RE NOT!!! YOU LAUGHED AND WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT"

"YES YOU MADE A LOT OF DEAL ABOUT IT AND BEHAVED LIKE THE ANGRY PERSON WAS YOU, NO YOU WEREN'T. YOU KNOW? I REALLY CONSIDERED THE ALTERNATIVE OF AN ACME HAMMER"

"YOU CUB!!! SHUT UP!!!"

"C'MON, DON'T PLAY FOOL ON ME. I KNOW YOU, I KNOW YOU, I KNOW YOU"

"WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???"

"YOU LOOOOVED THAT LEMON PIE IN YOUR HEAD. IT WAS LIKE """THIS YOUNGER SMALLER STUD THREW ME A LEMON PIE IN MY HEAD!!!!! AWEEEESOOOOOMEEE!!!"""" YOU WERE JUST... HAPPY ABOUT IT. RECOGNIZE IT"

"YOU DID NOT CLEAN MY HEAD WITH YOUR TONGUE!!!"

"NO. I DID NOT"

"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS"

"JUST REMEMBERED A MOVIE. IT WAS IN NEW YORK AND A GUY HAD TROUBLE FINDING A GIRLFRIEND. SO HE HAD ONE NIGHT THINGS, BUT WOULD GET DISSAPPOINTED AFTER THAT. AND THE NEXT DAY HE WOULD BUY A LEMON PIE EXTRA LARGE TO GO SEE THE LAST NIGHT GIRL AND THROW THE LEMON PIE TO HER HEAD AND THEN RUN AWAY"

"HOW YOU KNOW IT WAS NEW YORK?"

"WHICH MOVIE WAS THAT? LIKE I DID NOT LIKE IT, I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT THE GUY USED A SHIRT, THOSE WITH BUTTONS, AND IT WAS A NEW YORKER SHIRT"

"HOW CAN YOU TELL???"

"GUESS I GOT A GOSSIP GIRL OVERDOSE?"

"OH YEAH, NOW ALL THIS SOUNDS GREAT!!!"

"I LOVE YOU MIKE. OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE THROWN THAT LEMON PIE TO YOUR HEAD" SAID THE CUB WITH HIS BEST HAMTARO EYES EVER!!!

NOW HOW AM I TO GET ANGRY???

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