SANTIAGO DAILY NEWS

ACCORDING TO THE OMS, THE COWS THAT LISTEN TO BJORK IN EUROPE, BRING BETTER QUALITY MILK

 

SANTIAGO DAILY NEWS

A PSYCHO-SOCIOLOGICAL STUDY MADE BY UNESCO CONFIRMED THAT CHILEAN PEOPLE ARE THE SAME THAN PEOPLE FROM ENGLAND

 

"STAR WARS" TAROT CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 THE EMPRESS                                                             THE EMPEROR

 THE LOVERS REVERSED

HIGH PRIESTESS

THE SUN                                            THE MOON

THE FOOL                                      TEMPERANCE

THE MAGICIAN

THE CHARIOT

 

 THE HERMIT                                       KING OF SWORDS

THE LOVERS

 THE HIEROPHANT

 TWO OF SWORDS

DEATH                                     THE DEVIL

 THE WORLD

 

THE STAR

STRENGTH

THE HANGED MAN

JUSTICE

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

 JUDGEMENT

THE TOWER

ACE OF SWORDS

YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE!!!

 

 "YOU SEE MIKE? I WAS RIGHT ABOUT IT"

"I HATE WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE RIGHT!"

"BECAUSE I AM RIGHT, IT'S NOT AN OBSESSION TO BE RIGHT, THAT BOTHERS YOU"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT"

"LOOK, IT'S JUST WHAT I SAY: IF WE'RE DOING SOMETHING BOLD... WHY CANNOT WE DO IT BOLDER???"

"YEAH, FUCK TRADITION!!!"

"TOLD YOU, TOLD YOU"

"THIS IS WAY FUNNY"

"WE'LL AVOID A NATURAL DISASTER, ANYWAY"

"YOU'RE A GENIUS. I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU TOLD ME. IT'S TOTALLY TRUE"

"YOU SEE?"

"HOW YOU SAW IT COMING?"

"YOU KNOW I CAN HANDLE PEOPLE LIKE CHESS PIECES. BUT IF I DON'T HANDLE THE CHESS PIECES, I KNOW HOW THE CHESS PIECES WILL BEHAVE ON THEIR OWN"

"OH, TOO MUCH INFORMATION"

"ANYWAY IF WE'LL DO THE WRONG THING, LET'S JUST DO IT, JUST IN CASE"

MISTER ANDERSON, WE NEED SOME ANSWERS

 

"WE REALIZED YOU FOUND A WAY TO BUY EXPENSIVE THINGS AT LOW COST. WE DON'T LIKE THAT"

 

"MIKE?"

 

"JUST ANSWER OR I'LL BUG YOU"

 

"???"

 

"SO TO BEGIN WITH. HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR A FIELD TICKET FOR FEMME FATALE BRITNEY CONCERT"

 

"60 BUCKS"

 

"AND... FOR MDNA TOUR???"

 

"100 BUCKS"

 

"WE ARE AWARE YOU WENT TO A FAL OUT BOY CONCERT, CAN YOU NAME THE PRICE OF THE TICKET"

 

"18 BUCKS"

 

"AND FOR PLACEBO?"

 

"38 BUCKS"

 

"ALRIGHT, MISTER ANDERSON. YOU HAVE COMPLETE MANGAS. HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR THE TEN VOLUMES OF RG VEDA?"

 

"40 BUCKS. IT WAS WORN BUT I VERIFIED IT WAS IN VERY GOOD SHAPE. I DON'T WANT A MONA LISA WITH A MOUSTACHE"

 

"AND FOR THE 15 VOLUMES OF VIDEO GIRL AI?"

 

"60 BUCKS"

 

"CAPTAIN HARLOCK?"

 

"42 BUCKS"

 

"ANGELIC LAYER?"

 

"40 BUCKS"

 

"CHOBITS?"

 

"100 BUCKS"

 

"LOST IN SPACE?"

 

"20 BUCKS"

 

"YOU HAVE A BENETTON JACKET THAT AT NORMAL PRIZE COSTS 220 BUCKS. AND YOU DARED TO ADD TO IT X-MEN LOGO PATCHES. HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR THAT JACKET?"

 

"32 BUCKS"

 

"AND YOU HAVE A MOSCHINO PERFUME OF 100 ML WITH SHOWER GEL AND AFTER SHAVE"

 

"I PAID 30 BUCKS FOR THE BOX"

 

"AND YOU HAVE THE THREE BOOKS OF THE HUNGER GAMES. HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR THEM?"

 

"1O BUCKS EACH"

 

"AND FOR THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN DVD?"

 

"7 BUCKS"

 

"THAT'S THE SAME PRICE YOU PAID FOR SUPER 8, THOR AND THE HUNGER GAMES MOVIE, THAT'S CORRECT?"

 

"HELL YEAH!"

 

"ALRIGHT, MISTER ANDERSON, WE CAN SEE YOU ARE COOPERATING, WE CAN BUG YOU ANOTHER DAY"

 

"THIS IS NOT FUNNY MIKE"

 

"YEAH?"

REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE

"REBEL??? CUB, YOU ARE JUST NORMAL. EVERYBODY'S AS REBEL AS YOU, THAT I KNOW"

 

"BUT I'M NOT REBEL ONLY. I'M A BO-BO"

 

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND"

 

"NEITHER DO I"

 

"OR MAYBE..."

 

"YOU KNOW HOW I SEE IT? COCO CHANEL USED MEN'S CLOTHES AND THEN SHE MADE MEN'S CLOTHES FOR WOMEN AND NOW ALL WOMEN USE PANTS CAUSE OF HER. AND OLD LADIES THAT PRETEND TO PROJECT AN OLD-FASHIONED IMAGE AT OFFICE, USE PANTS AND JACKETS THAT CHANEL CREATED. THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'RE WEARING AVANT-GARDE CLOTHES"

 

"OH, TOO MUCH INFORMATION?"

 

"WELL, WOMEN COULD NOT VOTE NOT LONG TIME AGO"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"TEENAGERS MOVE THE WORLD, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!!"

 

"NOW WE HAVE LIKE THREE PEOPLE IN DEATH LIST FIVE"

 

"IT'S A LARGER NUMBER"

 

"I STILL DON'T GET IT. WHAT IF YOU TELL THOSE PEOPLE TO SEE "WHIP IT", MAYBE THAT WILL HELP"

 

"NO, THAT WILL NOT WORK"

 

"OR IF..."

 

"YOU WANT THEM TO GO? YOU KNOW THEM?"

 

"EH... I DUNNO, AND, NO"

 

"I DO KNOW"

 

"WHAT BOTHERS ME IS DEATH LIST FIVE IS CHANGING ALL THE TIME"

 

"HAPPENS ALWAYS IN THESE KIND OF THINGS. BETTER GET USED TO IT, MIKE, SINCERELY"

 

"HA. NOW YOU'RE TALKING LIKE I'M A DUMBASS. YOU KNOW I'M SMART"

 

"BUT YOU LOVE WHEN I MOCK ON YOU..."

 

"YEAH. BUT I'M KINDA SAD FOR THOSE BLANK SPACES"

 

"DON'T BE. I'M HAPPY ABOUT IT"

 

"AH, WELL... IN THAT CASE... BY THE WAY YOU LOOK GOOD WHEN YOU GET BOSSY"

 

"KUSS MICH"

 

 

NOVEMBER RAIN

"MIKE, WE'LL MAKE SOME CHANGES TO THE DEATH LIST FIVE"

 

"ALRIGHT. CAN I KNOW WHY?"

 

"I'LL TELL YOU LATER"

 

"WHAT... HAPPENNED???"

 

"NOTHING"

 

"C'MON!"

 

"???"

 

"YOU SAW SOMETHING IN THE CARDS OR TIMELINES???"

 

"NOPE. I SAW THE TRUTH"

 

"EXPLAIN?"

 

"LET'S SAY I'M AFFRAID OF GEORGINA SPARKS"

 

"AND?"

 

"I'M SURE OTHER PEOPLE WONT' GO. AND I DON'T LIKE TO WASTE WONKA GOLDEN TICKETS"

 

"YOU FEEL FINE?"

 

"JUST HUG ME?"

 

 

 

 



YOU ARE TYLER DURDEN!!!

 

"MIKE, THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO SEE AN AUNT"

 

"YEAH? WHAT FOR?"

 

"WELL I GET ALONG WITH HER. I LIKE HER, SHE HAS A STRONG CHARACTER AND IS VERY DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH HER TO OTHERS, BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM, PLUS I LIKE PEOPLE WITH STRONG CHARACTER"

 

"SO..."

 

"WELL I READ HER THE CARDS, CAUSE SHE NEEDED THAT, AND SHE FELT VERY WELL AFTER THE READING. AND I TOLD HER SHE DID NOT HAVE TO PAY IF SHE BORROWED ME HER DEBIT CARD, SHE HAS A VISA ELECTRON. AND SHE WAS LIKE "NO WAY!!!" SO I TOLD HER "C'MON, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL??? YOU KNOW??? THIS PAGE IS SAFE! PLUS A DEBIT CARD DOESN'T STEAL YOUR CREDIT..." AND SHE SAID "OF COURSE IT DOES!!!"... HUM. SO I TOLD HER "YOU ARE OVERREACTING. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!! C'MON JUMP IN THE POOL!!!" AND SHE WAS LIKE "HEY YOU, I'M GETTING REALLY ANGRY HERE", SO I TOLD HER "YOU HAVE TO MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT???" WELL AT THE END SHE PAYED ME TEN BUCKS, IT WAS SO FUNNY!!! AND I TOLD HER "ANYWAY, I TRIED!"

 

"SO THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH A LYON"

 

"ANYWAY. YOU KNOW MY COUSIN, GIRL COUSIN, LIVES WITH HER TOO, WE HAVE THE SAME AGE. AND SHE LIVES WITH... HER GIRLFRIEND... IN THE HOUSE OF... HER PARENTS"

 

"GOD THAT MELODY TONE AGAIN!!!"

 

" 'SUP??? WELL SHE SEEMS TO BE A FOUR IN KINSEY SCALE, BUT I DON'T ASK, SHE DOESN'T TALK ABOUT THAT"

 

"SO. SHE LIVES WITH HER PARENTS AND THERE WITH HER GIRLFRIEND???"

 

"YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS???"

 

"NOPE"

 

"THERE'S A BASEBALL FIELD NEAR HERE. WE COULD MEET AT MIDNIGHT AND HAVE US A KNIFE FIGHT!!!"

 

"SHUT UP!!!"

 

"WE COULD FIGHT. I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS. PLUS IT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD THERAPY, LIKE IN FIGHT CLUB. IF WE DO THAT, I'LL BE TYLER DURDEN"

 

"YOU """ARE""" TYLER DURDEN"

 

"YOU THINK???"

 

"OVER-OUTGOING, FUNNY, BEHAVE LIKE A TEENAGER, SO COOL, GENIALLY DIFFERENT"

 

"OH... THANKS. I FEEL FLATTERED. TYLER DURDEN IS ONE OF MY MENTORS AND ROLE MODELS..."

 

 

"ACTUALLY MIKE, I EVEN MADE FIGHT CLUB SOAPS. FOUR BUCKS EACH!!!"

 

 

"YOU SEE, CUB???"

 

"YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT"

 

"MAYBE?"

 

"C'MON. YOU REALLY WOULD LIKE ME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT???"

 

"NOPE"

 

"SO?"

 

....

 

I LOVE THIS GUY

 

POP MUSIC

WELL THE CUB LIKES POP MUSIC

HE'S A NEO-POP ARTIST SO

BUT HE ALSO LIKES

DANCE PUNK, NU-METAL, ELECTROCLASH, DARK ELECTRO, ROCK INDIE, GLAM PUNK, ALTERNATIVE ROCK AND OTHER STYLES

BUT

THERE IS A LOT OF POP SUBGENRES

SO HE SAYS POP AND PEOPLE HEAR "BRITNEY"

SO HERE SOME EXAMPLES OF SUBGENRES OF POP

 

JEWISH POP                                               FUTURE POP

 

POP ROCK                                                 DREAM POP

 

POP                                                           ITALIAN POP

 

BAROQUE POP                                         SWEDISH POP

 

 

 ELECTRO POP                                               BUBBLEGUM POP

  

SYNTH-POP                                                     POP PUNK

 



GOD DID NOT LIE???

"SO IT SEEMS, MIKE"

 

"WHAT HE TOLD YOU?"

 

"???"

 

"WELL, I CAN ASK, RIGHT?"

 

"ACTUALLY YOU JUST DID, WE BOTH HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT IT. DON'T YOU THINK THE VISUAL CONFIRMATION IS ANNOYING??? LIKE, I MEAN, WATERMELON, DO WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ALL THE TIME???"

 

"WHY YOU DON'T CALL ME STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE FOR A CHANGE???"

 

"LOOK. GOD KNOWS I CANNOT TRUST HIM, THIS MEANS, I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE SAYS. SO MAYBE HE MADE ME BELIEVE IT WAS A LIE SO I WOULD PAY ATTENTION. AND TALKED IN A METAPHORIC WAY"

 

"WHERE'S THE LIE THEN? HE TOLD YOU A RIDDLE"

 

"HE WAS CLEAR THAT IN AN EXACT DAY SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN. BUT TIME RUNS DIFFERENT FOR HIM, THAT COULD EXPLAIN WHY HE MADE UNIVERSE IN ONE OF "HIS" WEEKS, I THINK SO, MAYBE, I DUNNO, I'M CONFUSED!!! UGH. DAMN RIDDLE!!! WELL I WON'T OVERTHINK ABOUT IT, BUT IT SEEMS HE DID NOT LIE..."

 

"YOU HAVE THE "FEELING", CUB"

 

"IT'S NOT ONLY THE FEELING. LOOK. THIS IS SCIENCE"

 

 

THESE ARE CURVES                                              THIS IS A VECTOR

 

A CURVE AND VECTORS

AND THIS IS HOW YOU ADD VECTORS

 

NOW

 

A TIMELINE MOVES LIKE A CURVE

SOME TIMELINES NEXT TO ANOTHER

 MOVE LIKE SOME CURVES

 

AND A LOT OF TIMELINES NEXT TO OTHERS

LOOK LIKE THIS

 

THEN

 

WHEN A CURVED TIMELINE NEXT TO OTHERS

STARTS MOVING LIKE A VECTOR

 

THE OTHER TIMELINES BECOME VECTORS TOO

 

AND ALL TOGETHER GET TO THE SAME POINT

THEN, SOMETHING HAPPENS

 

"SO MIKE, YOU HAVE TO ADD TO THAT MY ESP AND MY CAPACITY TO READ TAROT DECKS"

 

"CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME AGAIN HOW YOU ADD VECTORS???"

 

"LATER."

 

"SO IT WASN'T A LIE? WHAT HE TOLD YOU??? C'MON, NOBODY WILL LISTEN"

 

"YEAH, NOBODY."

VANITY IS FAIR