PERSONA Q

"MICHAEL I'M PLAYING PERSONA Q !!!"

"OH"

"IT'S AN RPG FOR NINTENDO 3DS !, 

REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO PLAY PERSONA 4 OVER YOUR BELLY ON PS2???"

"I REMEMBER..."

HELL...

"AND IN THE END I TRIED TO BE KANJI'S BOYFRIEND?

AND HE OPENS UP AND TELLS YOU HE IS GAY?

AND THEN THE OPTION OF BEING HIS BOYFRIEND WASN'T AVAILABLE?

AND I HAD TO CHOOSE THE LAST AND UGLIEST GIRL AS A GIRLFRIEND?"

HERE HE COMES AGAIN

AT LEAST HE DON'T LOOK MELANCHOLIC...

SHIT

"SO HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER HE'S A 4 IN KINSEY SCALE FOR SURE

HE PLAYS THE RUDE GUY BUT HE IS SENSITIVE

AND STUFF... WHY YOUR EYES ARE ROLLING???"

"NO---THING!"

"WELL MIKE I REALIZED THERE ARE DIFFERENT KINDS OF  PERSONA

FOR EXAMPLE

THERE ARE GOOD PERSONAS

AND ALSO BAD PERSONAS

THERE ARE WONDERFUL PERSONAS

THERE ARE PERSONAS LIKE THE ASS

AND THERE ARE BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS"

"ALRIGHT"

SIGH

"YOU CAN ALSO FUSE PERSONAS 

TO MAKE BETTER PERSONAS

OR WORSE PERSONAS

OR BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS...

...THERE'S DOUBLE FUSION...

...AND TRIPLE FUSIONS"

"AND THE HEXAGON???? HAVE YOU TRIED IT????"

"NO, I HAVEN'T TRIED MORE THAN TRIPLE FUSION YET...

WHY YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT?"

"NOTHING... 

I LOVE YOU"

"YOU IMAGINE THE FACE OF MY NEIGHBOUR, THE OLD LADY?

THE ONE WE CALL MISERY

BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE THE CHARACTER 

PLAYED BY KATHY BATES

IN THE MISERY MOVIE

BASED ON A STEPHEN KING BOOK

IF SHE SAW A TRIPLE FUSION PERSONA???"

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY...

THE CUB AND MICHAEL LERKOFF SECRET PRONUNCIATION

MICHAEL LERKOFF:  MICHAEL LEERKOFF

THE CUB: THE COOB

THAT'S ALL!

CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE THIRD KIND

I'M BACK WRITING!!!

YES IT'S ME

MICHAEL

MICHAEL LERKOFF

····

SO WE WERE WALKING IN A FOREST AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

WE SAW A LAKE

THE LAKE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND THE CUB

KEPT SAYING HOW WONDERFUL THE LAKE WAS

AS I LISTENED TO HIM

LIKE IN THE OLD TIMES

WHEN WE WERE ON OUR WAY BACK TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

WE GOT LOST

"MICHAEL, IT'S ONLY GEOMETRY" SAID THE CUB

"IT'S NOT ONLY GEOMETRY! WE GOT LOST!!!!"

"LOOK. TRY TO SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE HERE"

"????"

"AT LEAS WE CAN WALK HOLDING OUR ARMS... IT FEELS GOOD AND IT'S SO ROMANTIC"

"BUT I WANNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN"

"I'M SURE IT'S THIS WAY"

"NO IT'S ALL THE WAY AROUND"

"YOU DON'T TRUST MY ESP?"

HOW WAS I TO ANSWER TO THAT

SO I FOLLOWED HIM

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

"HELL !!!!"

"MICHAEL THIS IS AWESOME, TOLD YOU ALIENS WERE REAL"

"YOU'RE NOT SCARED?"

"I THINK IF THEY'RE HUNGRY THEY CAN GO TO AN AUTOMAC"

"MC DONALDS SURE"

"I ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE. YOU AND YOUR ATTACHMENT TO TROUBLE"

"YOU THINK?"

"JUST RELAX"

"CUB"

SO HE GRABBED MY ARM AND GOT GLUED TO ME

AS WE KEPT WALKING

AND THE CUB WAS RIGHT

THE CABIN WAS WERE HE WAS WALKING TO

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY!!!!

***HOMO SENSORIUM***

WE WERE TOLD ESP WAS WEIRD

AND MORALLY WRONG

THAT WAS NOT TRUE

IN THE GLOBAL VILLAGE

EVERYBODY'S CONNECTED

AND SOCIAL NETWORKS MADE 

EVERYBODY FAMOUS

IT'S ABOUT WHAT WE FEEL

NO TRANSLATORS WILL BE NEEDED IN A NEW WORLD

EVOLUTION HAS A PRICE

I THINK THAT PRICE IS CHEAP

IMAGINE A NETWORK

WHERE EVERYBODY CAN CONNECT

THROUGH ESP

TO ACCOMPLISH

GREAT WONDERS

TOGETHER

IT'S TIME TO ENJOY LIFE

EVEN IN THE DARKEST MOMENTS

OR WHEN WE HAVE TROUBLE

IN THE FUTURE OUR GENERATIONS

WILL BE ADMIRED

FOR ACCOMPLISHING A NEW WORLD

A WORLD WITH LOVE AND PEACE

ABSOLUT TOLERANCE

AND TOTALLY DIPLOMATIC

IN THE WAYS OF COMMUNICATION

WE'RE NOT JUST ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE

IN OUTER SPACE

WE ARE TOGETHER IN THIS WORLD

NOBODY'S USELESS

ALL LIVES MATTER

WE JUST NEED TO FIND OUR ANGEL

TO GUIDE US

TO TRAIN US

TO MAKE US BETTER

IN THE GLOBAL VILLAGE

EVERYBODY'S CONNECTED

SENSE 8 TAROT CARDS !!!

FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO MAKE CLEAR THAT

MICHAEL AND I ARE BACK ON OUR RELATIONSHIP

A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED AND WE WERE WRONG

FOCUSING ON LITTLE DETAILS THAT DID NOT WORK

WHILE WE DO SUPERHEROIC STUFF ALL THE TIME

AWCKWARD

MY STATUS ON FACEBOOK IS DIVORCED

BUT

WE WILL CHANGE THAT AS SOON

AS WE END 10.000 THINGS WE HAVE TO DO FIRST

WE NOT ONLY HAVE THE SAME DREAMS AND GOALS TOGETHER

BUT THOSE DREAMS GREW UP AND WE HAVE LOTS MORE

THAT SAID I CONTINUE WITH THIS POST

AND WE EXPECT ALL OF OUR FANS TO FEEL RELIEVED

ABOUT THIS MATTER

ENJOY THE POST!!!

THE FOOL

THE MAGICIAN

"HIGH" PRIESTESS

THE EMPEROR

THE EMPRESS

THE HIEROPHANT

THE LOVERS

THE PAN LOVERS

THE POLI LOVERS

THE FORBIDDEN LOVERS

THE CHARIOT

STRENGTH

THE HERMIT

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

JUSTICE

THE HANGED MAN

DEATH

TEMPERANCE

QUEEN OF SWORDS

THE DEVIL

THE TOWER

THE STAR

THE MOON

THE "SUN"

JUDGEMENT

THE WORLD

THE POWER OF "FUA"

"MIKE... I'M TRYING TO PAINT WITH ALL THE FUA"

"WHAT'S FUA????"

"IT'S LIKE THE SECRET"

"..."

"OR THE LAW OF ATTRACTION"

"OR THE KI IN DRAGON BALL Z"

"BY THE WAY HAVE YOU HAD DREAMS AGAIN WITH LEGION"

"NO... I DREAMT ABOUT JOSH"

"SO THE FUA IS"

"THE POWER TO DO ANYTHING"

"ALRIGHT?"

"LOOK FAITHLESS GUY"

"A DREAM ABOUT JOSH?"

"YUP. IT'S HAPPENING OFTEN LATELY"

"SHOULD I BE JEALOUS? THE GUY LOOKS GOOD"

"SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT ALL THE FUA IN THE WORLD BUT THE ECONOMY IS STUCK"

"WE NEED MORE FUA?"

"AT SOME POINT SOMETHING'S GONNA BRAKE"

"WITH THE FUA, SURE"

"ABOUT MONEY"

"WHAT JOSH WANTED"

"I'LL TELL YOU LATER BUT HE'S SO FUCKED UP! THE GUY TOLD ME HE WAS INTO ABSOLUT MONARCHY AND AS HE IS A KING YOU CAN IMAGINE"

"ALRIGHT"

"MAYBE HE SHOULD USE HIS FUA TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM"

"IT'S NOT DEMOCRATIC"

"AND HE LIKES ROME, I DON'T GET IT"

"WANNA GO INSIDE THAT RESTAURANT????"

"SURE"

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

SPOILER ALERT!

IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE

HERE ARE LOTS OF SPOILERS

SO DON'T READ!

"SO MICHAEL, WE ARE WATCHING CHILDREN OF THE CORN"

"UPS YEAH. YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING THIS FILM CUB"

"I READ SOMETHING IN THE WEB ABOUT IT"

"C'MON IT'S GONNA BE FUN"

"HELL!!!"

"CUB IT'S JUST A MOVIE"

"WHY SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS MOVIE FEELS CLOSE TO ME???"

"SO THIS IS THE RELIGIOUS LEADER"

"WHAT A CULT"

"WITH CHILDREN??? MICHAEL..."

"WELL CLEARLY THESE KIDS ARE CRAZY BUT I HAVE TO RECOGNIZE

THE QUALITY OF THE SUPER 8 FILM IS AWESOME"

"IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE CRAZY, THEY HAVE A FALSE GOD THAT IS BAD AND MESSES UP WITH THEIR MINDS!"

"SO YOU SAY?"

"SO THS KIDS KILL IN THE NAME OF GOD"

"WHAT'S THE NEW?"

"THAT THEY ARE KIDS. WHY NOBODY REALLY READS THE BIBLE? AS A STUDY THING OR LITERATURE???"

"SO THERE IS A HUMAN SACRIFICE AND THEY DRINK HUMAN BLOOD"

"TOLD YOU THAT THE ONE THAT HIDES BEHIND THE WHEELS"

"OR SOMETHING"

"MESSES WITH THEIR MINDS... LIKE THE SHINING?"

"WHY PEOPLE WERE SO SCARED ABOUT ESP??? STEPHEN KING PUT ESP EVERYWHERE AND EVERYBODY LOSE THEIR MINDS... OR USED TO"

"CUB"

"SO IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DRAW"

"FEELS LIKE CHILE CUB?"

"AND IT'S FORBIDDEN TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND PLAY"

"FEELS LIKE CHILE?"

"NOPE. FEELS LIKE THE MORMONS"

"HUMAN SACRIFICE AGAIN. IT HAD TO BE A CROSS? I NEED TO TALK TO JOSH ABOUT THIS SHIT"

"CUB, IT'S A MOVIE"

"THEREFORE IT'S A REPRESENTATION OF SOMETHING THAT REAL OR NOT MAKES A CRITIC STATEMENT ABOUT CULTS, OR RELIGION. POTAYTO POTAHTO."

"HELL!!! THAT FAKE GOD THEY HAVE WAS REAL!!!"

"CUB, 

"AND NOW THEY LEADER AND PROPHET IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!"

"AND SO UNDEAD"

"WELL. THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA. THERE IS A FAKE GOD MAKING A HUGE MESS, LET'S MAKE HIM BURN"

"IT'S ONE OF THE MESSAGES OF THE MOVIE"

"I DEFENITELY LOVE THIS MOVIE MICHAEL. THANKS FOR MAKING ME WATCH IT"

"LOVE YOU"

"LOVE YOU"