"MICHAEL I'M PLAYING PERSONA Q !!!"
"OH"
"IT'S AN RPG FOR NINTENDO 3DS !,
REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO PLAY PERSONA 4 OVER YOUR BELLY ON PS2???"
"I REMEMBER..."
HELL...
"AND IN THE END I TRIED TO BE KANJI'S BOYFRIEND?
AND HE OPENS UP AND TELLS YOU HE IS GAY?
AND THEN THE OPTION OF BEING HIS BOYFRIEND WASN'T AVAILABLE?
AND I HAD TO CHOOSE THE LAST AND UGLIEST GIRL AS A GIRLFRIEND?"
HERE HE COMES AGAIN
AT LEAST HE DON'T LOOK MELANCHOLIC...
SHIT
"SO HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER HE'S A 4 IN KINSEY SCALE FOR SURE
HE PLAYS THE RUDE GUY BUT HE IS SENSITIVE
AND STUFF... WHY YOUR EYES ARE ROLLING???"
"NO---THING!"
"WELL MIKE I REALIZED THERE ARE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PERSONA
FOR EXAMPLE
THERE ARE GOOD PERSONAS
AND ALSO BAD PERSONAS
THERE ARE WONDERFUL PERSONAS
THERE ARE PERSONAS LIKE THE ASS
AND THERE ARE BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS"
"ALRIGHT"
SIGH
"YOU CAN ALSO FUSE PERSONAS
TO MAKE BETTER PERSONAS
OR WORSE PERSONAS
OR BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS...
...THERE'S DOUBLE FUSION...
...AND TRIPLE FUSIONS"
"AND THE HEXAGON???? HAVE YOU TRIED IT????"
"NO, I HAVEN'T TRIED MORE THAN TRIPLE FUSION YET...
WHY YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT?"
"NOTHING...
I LOVE YOU"
"YOU IMAGINE THE FACE OF MY NEIGHBOUR, THE OLD LADY?
THE ONE WE CALL MISERY
BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE THE CHARACTER
PLAYED BY KATHY BATES
IN THE MISERY MOVIE
BASED ON A STEPHEN KING BOOK
IF SHE SAW A TRIPLE FUSION PERSONA???"
ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY...
