Powered By Blogger

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

SPOILER ALERT!
IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE
HERE ARE LOTS OF SPOILERS
SO DON'T READ!


"SO MICHAEL, WE ARE WATCHING CHILDREN OF THE CORN"
"UPS YEAH. YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING THIS FILM CUB"
"I READ SOMETHING IN THE WEB ABOUT IT"
"C'MON IT'S GONNA BE FUN"


"HELL!!!"
"CUB IT'S JUST A MOVIE"
"WHY SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS MOVIE FEELS CLOSE TO ME???"


"SO THIS IS THE RELIGIOUS LEADER"
"WHAT A CULT"
"WITH CHILDREN??? MICHAEL..."


"WELL CLEARLY THESE KIDS ARE CRAZY BUT I HAVE TO RECOGNIZE
THE QUALITY OF THE SUPER 8 FILM IS AWESOME"
"IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE CRAZY, THEY HAVE A FALSE GOD THAT IS BAD AND MESSES UP WITH THEIR MINDS!"
"SO YOU SAY?"


"SO THS KIDS KILL IN THE NAME OF GOD"
"WHAT'S THE NEW?"
"THAT THEY ARE KIDS. WHY NOBODY REALLY READS THE BIBLE? AS A STUDY THING OR LITERATURE???"


"SO THERE IS A HUMAN SACRIFICE AND THEY DRINK HUMAN BLOOD"
"TOLD YOU THAT THE ONE THAT HIDES BEHIND THE WHEELS"
"OR SOMETHING"
"MESSES WITH THEIR MINDS... LIKE THE SHINING?"
"WHY PEOPLE WERE SO SCARED ABOUT ESP??? STEPHEN KING PUT ESP EVERYWHERE AND EVERYBODY LOSE THEIR MINDS... OR USED TO"
"CUB"


"SO IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DRAW"
"FEELS LIKE CHILE CUB?"


"AND IT'S FORBIDDEN TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND PLAY"
"FEELS LIKE CHILE?"
"NOPE. FEELS LIKE THE MORMONS"


"HUMAN SACRIFICE AGAIN. IT HAD TO BE A CROSS? I NEED TO TALK TO JOSH ABOUT THIS SHIT"
"CUB, IT'S A MOVIE"
"THEREFORE IT'S A REPRESENTATION OF SOMETHING THAT REAL OR NOT MAKES A CRITIC STATEMENT ABOUT CULTS, OR RELIGION. POTAYTO POTAHTO."


"HELL!!! THAT FAKE GOD THEY HAVE WAS REAL!!!"
"CUB, 


"AND NOW THEY LEADER AND PROPHET IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!"
"AND SO UNDEAD"


"WELL. THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA. THERE IS A FAKE GOD MAKING A HUGE MESS, LET'S MAKE HIM BURN"
"IT'S ONE OF THE MESSAGES OF THE MOVIE"
"I DEFENITELY LOVE THIS MOVIE MICHAEL. THANKS FOR MAKING ME WATCH IT"
"LOVE YOU"
"LOVE YOU"

RECORDS OF THE PHANTOM ZONE VOL. 3 - THE PHANTOM ZONE HEALING SUIT

  "I HAVE AN IDEA I CAN MAKE A SUIT TO MAKE THIS PHANTOM ZONE EXPERIENCE A WHOLE LOT BETTER" "ACCORDING TO THE DATA  I HAVE C...