"MIKE I SAW A MORMON AT MC DONALDS!!!"
"ALRIGHT? WHAT WAS HE DOING????"
"WORKING"
"REMEMBER MIKE THAT MORMONS HAVE TO PAY 10% OF THEIR SALARY TO CHURCH"
"SOUNDS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE TO ME"
"I SWEAT THEY WERE FUN?"
"I MEAN, MICHAEL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH WORKING AT MC DONALDS? EVEN MOSCHINO DID THAT AND IT WENT RIGHT"
"THE GUY WAS MAKING BURGERS?"
"OH YEAH"
"WAS HE FAST AT IT?"
"REMEMBER HOW MORMONS MAKE THE CLOWN AND ARE SO SURE WE ARE NOT ALONE AND ALIENS EXIST?"
"SOUNDS APPEALING FOR A CULT"
"I MEAN THE COWS IN THOSE BURGERS GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR US"
"JUST LIKE JOSH"
"AND NOW THE HAPPY MEAL HAS FRUIT OR TOMATOES INSTEAD OF POTATOES IF THE KID WANTS OR THE MOM WANTS TO RULE OVER THE KID"
"THINK ABOUT IT... MAYBE HE'LL GET PROMOTED. OR HE'LL FIND A BETTER JOB NEXT WEEK"
"BELIEVE ME THE MORMON CHURCH WANTS THAT TO HAPPEN"
"TO GET A BETTER 10% OF HIS SALARY"
"OF COURSE"
"AND REMEMBER IF A MORMON CHASES YOU"
"RUN"
