Tuesday, May 29, 2018

SENSE 8 TAROT CARDS !!!

FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO MAKE CLEAR THAT
MICHAEL AND I ARE BACK ON OUR RELATIONSHIP
A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED AND WE WERE WRONG
FOCUSING ON LITTLE DETAILS THAT DID NOT WORK
WHILE WE DO SUPERHEROIC STUFF ALL THE TIME
AWCKWARD
MY STATUS ON FACEBOOK IS DIVORCED
BUT
WE WILL CHANGE THAT AS SOON
AS WE END 10.000 THINGS WE HAVE TO DO FIRST
WE NOT ONLY HAVE THE SAME DREAMS AND GOALS TOGETHER
BUT THOSE DREAMS GREW UP AND WE HAVE LOTS MORE
THAT SAID I CONTINUE WITH THIS POST
AND WE EXPECT ALL OF OUR FANS TO FEEL RELIEVED
ABOUT THIS MATTER
ENJOY THE POST!!!

THE FOOL

THE MAGICIAN

"HIGH" PRIESTESS

THE EMPEROR

THE EMPRESS

THE HIEROPHANT

THE LOVERS

THE PAN LOVERS

THE POLI LOVERS

THE FORBIDDEN LOVERS

THE CHARIOT

STRENGTH

THE HERMIT

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

JUSTICE

THE HANGED MAN

DEATH

TEMPERANCE

QUEEN OF SWORDS

THE DEVIL

THE TOWER

THE STAR

THE MOON

THE "SUN"

JUDGEMENT

THE WORLD

Saturday, May 26, 2018

THE POWER OF "FUA"




"MIKE... I'M TRYING TO PAINT WITH ALL THE FUA"
"WHAT'S FUA????"
"IT'S LIKE THE SECRET"
"..."
"OR THE LAW OF ATTRACTION"
"OR THE KI IN DRAGON BALL Z"
"BY THE WAY HAVE YOU HAD DREAMS AGAIN WITH LEGION"
"NO... I DREAMT ABOUT JOSH"
"SO THE FUA IS"
"THE POWER TO DO ANYTHING"
"ALRIGHT?"
"LOOK FAITHLESS GUY"
"A DREAM ABOUT JOSH?"
"YUP. IT'S HAPPENING OFTEN LATELY"
"SHOULD I BE JEALOUS? THE GUY LOOKS GOOD"
"SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT ALL THE FUA IN THE WORLD BUT THE ECONOMY IS STUCK"
"WE NEED MORE FUA?"
"AT SOME POINT SOMETHING'S GONNA BRAKE"
"WITH THE FUA, SURE"
"ABOUT MONEY"
"WHAT JOSH WANTED"
"I'LL TELL YOU LATER BUT HE'S SO FUCKED UP! THE GUY TOLD ME HE WAS INTO ABSOLUT MONARCHY AND AS HE IS A KING YOU CAN IMAGINE"
"ALRIGHT"
"MAYBE HE SHOULD USE HIS FUA TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM"
"IT'S NOT DEMOCRATIC"
"AND HE LIKES ROME, I DON'T GET IT"
"WANNA GO INSIDE THAT RESTAURANT????"
"SURE"

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

SPOILER ALERT!
IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE
HERE ARE LOTS OF SPOILERS
SO DON'T READ!


"SO MICHAEL, WE ARE WATCHING CHILDREN OF THE CORN"
"UPS YEAH. YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING THIS FILM CUB"
"I READ SOMETHING IN THE WEB ABOUT IT"
"C'MON IT'S GONNA BE FUN"


"HELL!!!"
"CUB IT'S JUST A MOVIE"
"WHY SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS MOVIE FEELS CLOSE TO ME???"


"SO THIS IS THE RELIGIOUS LEADER"
"WHAT A CULT"
"WITH CHILDREN??? MICHAEL..."


"WELL CLEARLY THESE KIDS ARE CRAZY BUT I HAVE TO RECOGNIZE
THE QUALITY OF THE SUPER 8 FILM IS AWESOME"
"IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE CRAZY, THEY HAVE A FALSE GOD THAT IS BAD AND MESSES UP WITH THEIR MINDS!"
"SO YOU SAY?"


"SO THS KIDS KILL IN THE NAME OF GOD"
"WHAT'S THE NEW?"
"THAT THEY ARE KIDS. WHY NOBODY REALLY READS THE BIBLE? AS A STUDY THING OR LITERATURE???"


"SO THERE IS A HUMAN SACRIFICE AND THEY DRINK HUMAN BLOOD"
"TOLD YOU THAT THE ONE THAT HIDES BEHIND THE WHEELS"
"OR SOMETHING"
"MESSES WITH THEIR MINDS... LIKE THE SHINING?"
"WHY PEOPLE WERE SO SCARED ABOUT ESP??? STEPHEN KING PUT ESP EVERYWHERE AND EVERYBODY LOSE THEIR MINDS... OR USED TO"
"CUB"


"SO IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DRAW"
"FEELS LIKE CHILE CUB?"


"AND IT'S FORBIDDEN TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND PLAY"
"FEELS LIKE CHILE?"
"NOPE. FEELS LIKE THE MORMONS"


"HUMAN SACRIFICE AGAIN. IT HAD TO BE A CROSS? I NEED TO TALK TO JOSH ABOUT THIS SHIT"
"CUB, IT'S A MOVIE"
"THEREFORE IT'S A REPRESENTATION OF SOMETHING THAT REAL OR NOT MAKES A CRITIC STATEMENT ABOUT CULTS, OR RELIGION. POTAYTO POTAHTO."


"HELL!!! THAT FAKE GOD THEY HAVE WAS REAL!!!"
"CUB, 


"AND NOW THEY LEADER AND PROPHET IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!"
"AND SO UNDEAD"


"WELL. THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA. THERE IS A FAKE GOD MAKING A HUGE MESS, LET'S MAKE HIM BURN"
"IT'S ONE OF THE MESSAGES OF THE MOVIE"
"I DEFENITELY LOVE THIS MOVIE MICHAEL. THANKS FOR MAKING ME WATCH IT"
"LOVE YOU"
"LOVE YOU"

Friday, May 4, 2018

I SAW A MORMON AT MC DONALDS !!!


"MIKE I SAW A MORMON AT MC DONALDS!!!"
"ALRIGHT? WHAT WAS HE DOING????"
"WORKING"

"REMEMBER MIKE THAT MORMONS HAVE TO PAY 10% OF THEIR SALARY TO CHURCH"
"SOUNDS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE TO ME"
"I SWEAT THEY WERE FUN?"

"I MEAN, MICHAEL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH  WORKING AT MC DONALDS? EVEN MOSCHINO DID THAT AND IT WENT RIGHT"
"THE GUY WAS MAKING BURGERS?"
"OH YEAH"
"WAS HE FAST AT IT?"

"REMEMBER HOW MORMONS MAKE THE CLOWN AND ARE SO SURE WE ARE NOT ALONE AND ALIENS EXIST?"
"SOUNDS APPEALING FOR A CULT"

"I MEAN THE COWS IN THOSE BURGERS GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR US"
"JUST LIKE JOSH"

"AND NOW THE HAPPY MEAL HAS FRUIT OR TOMATOES INSTEAD OF POTATOES IF THE KID WANTS OR THE MOM WANTS TO RULE OVER THE KID"
"THINK ABOUT IT... MAYBE HE'LL GET PROMOTED. OR HE'LL FIND A BETTER JOB NEXT WEEK"

"BELIEVE ME THE MORMON CHURCH WANTS THAT TO HAPPEN"
"TO GET A BETTER 10% OF HIS SALARY"
"OF COURSE"
"AND REMEMBER IF A MORMON CHASES YOU"
"RUN"

Saturday, April 14, 2018

MINMAY OPERATION WAKANDA TOMORROW !!!

Because we love R&B
Because we want to add COLOR

MINMAY OPERATION WAKANDA

SHOW BEGINS
SUNDAY APRIL 15 2018
7 PM SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO TIME!!!

ONLY ON


#MINMAYOPERATION

Monday, March 12, 2018

It's Only ESP !!!


So we were walking down the street and there was a ladder on a wall
"Michael, let's cross the street"
"Why?"
"Because that ladder is gonna fall and make a multiple car crash and the cars will fall over us"
Michael looked at the cub with strange eyes
"Let's just cross"
So they Did
And what the cub said would happen
Happened


"How did you know????"
"Michael, it's kindergarden stuff"
"What????"
"It's only ESP !!!"


They kept walking and suddenly a black cat appeared in their way
"Michael, let's turn left"
"Why?"
"Because that black cat will try to catch a bird and will brake a water supply pipe in the process and we could drown"
Michael listened to the cub and both turned left.
And what the cub said happened.


"How did you know?"
Michael asked wih an interrogatory face
"Don't worry Michael"
"Why?"
"It's only ESP"


Michael stopped walking
As the cub kept walking Michael couldn't understand the cub for the first time.
What are yoy Cub?


···A god···

Sunday, February 25, 2018

MINMAY OPERATION POWER UP TODAY !!!

WE GOT VERY WORRIED 
AND SAD
ABOUT THE FLOODS
IN USA

IT'S WHEN
THERE'S TROUBLE
WHEN WE NEED
TO POWER UP !!!

SHOW BEGINS 
SUNDAY FEBRUARY 25
6 PM SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO TIME

ONLY ON


#MINMAYOPERATION

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

PROJECT RUNWAY FOR MEN


WELCOME TO OUR SHOW !!!

DESIGNERS: 
NOW WE WILL SEE YOUR WORKS ON THE RUNWAY
ONE OF YOU WOULD BE NAMED THE WINNER
AND ONE OF YOU
WOULD BE OUT
LET'S BEGIN

MY OUTFIT IS AWESOME
I THINK THAT ALL THOSE DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING
ARE GONNA SHOW OFF 
THE RESULTS OF MY GIFT
WITH THE STITCHES
I'LL WIN FOR SURE
IT LOOKS AWFUL
NEVER SAW SOMETHING SO... AVERAGE
HE'LL GET THE LOWEST SCORES FOR SURE

I EXPLORED THE DESIGN
AS IT IS DONE IN MILAN, ITALY
ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT 
FASHION CAPITALS IN THE WORLD
WHAT I LOVE THE MOST IS THE FABRIC
AND
PROBABLY I'LL WIN THE SEASON
COULD THIS WORK BE UGLIER???
IT LOOKS TACKY
IT'S KITSCH
IN ALL THE WORST WAYS

I TRIED TO MAKE 
SOMETHING THAT LOOKS POP
JOUNG AND FUNNY
AND TOTALLY WEARABLE
I'M PROUD OF THIS WORK
AND I'LL WIN OF COURSE
IT LOOKS LIKE A COSTUME
IT HAS NO CONCEPT
HOW HE GOT INTO THE SHOW
TO BEGIN WITH?

THIS WORK WAS SO DIFFICULT
TO FINISH
ALL THE HARD WORK I PUT ON IT
IS SHOWN IN THE PERFECT RESULT
IT SHINES SO MUCH
IT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE
IT LOOKS LIKE A COUTURE WORK 
THAT IS THE WORST PATTERN I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
IT HAS NO CONCEPT
IT LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER FIELD
MORE LIKE
A CUSTOM OF UGLY ROSES
I THINK HE WOULD BE OUT

I'VE NEVER DONE
SOMETHING SO SUBLIME BEFORE
IT'S THE BEST OUTFIT 
I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE
I WILL BE THE WINNER
I SWEAR
IT LOOKS GIRLY
IT IS A COSTUME
THAT GOLDEN JACKET IS DEFENETILY UGLY
THERE IS NO CONCEPT
IN ELEVEN YEARS OF PROJECT RUNWAY
THIS IS THE MOST UNFINISHED WORK 

I CONVINED CIBERPUNK WITH TRADITION
IN A WAY NOBODY ELSE
CAN DO BETTER IN THE WORLD
I'LL WIN 
IT LOOKS CHILDISH
THERE IS NO CONCEPT
IT LOOKS LIKE A COSTUME
LIKE WRONG DONE BACK TO THE FUTURE CUSTOM
LAGY GAGA USED THIS COSTUME FOR SURE
NEXT!

I COMBINED ITALIAN TRADITION
WITH THE CULTURE OF TODAY
IT'S WEARABLE AND THE FABRICS ARE ORGANIC
THIS IS THE BEST LOOKING WORK
SO FAR
IT IS A COSTUME
THERE IS NO CONCEPT
LOOKS TACKY
NEXT!

I COMBINED GLOBAL CULTURE
WITH URBAN CULURE OF NEW YORK
THE COLORS ARE SPECTACULAR
ALL THE OTHER LOSERS
THAT WE SAW BEFORE
THEY CANNOT WIN ME
I'M THE BEST 
IT IS A COSTUME
THERE IS NO CONCEPT
THE MODEL HAS TATTOOS!
THAT LOOKS DEFENITELY AWFUL


SO TODAY YOU ALL WOULD BE OUT
AUF WIEDERSEHRN!!!

THE COSMOS PROTOCOL VOL. 7 - PS6

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