Tuesday, May 22, 2018

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

SPOILER ALERT!
IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE
HERE ARE LOTS OF SPOILERS
SO DON'T READ!


"SO MICHAEL, WE ARE WATCHING CHILDREN OF THE CORN"
"UPS YEAH. YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING THIS FILM CUB"
"I READ SOMETHING IN THE WEB ABOUT IT"
"C'MON IT'S GONNA BE FUN"


"HELL!!!"
"CUB IT'S JUST A MOVIE"
"WHY SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS MOVIE FEELS CLOSE TO ME???"


"SO THIS IS THE RELIGIOUS LEADER"
"WHAT A CULT"
"WITH CHILDREN??? MICHAEL..."


"WELL CLEARLY THESE KIDS ARE CRAZY BUT I HAVE TO RECOGNIZE
THE QUALITY OF THE SUPER 8 FILM IS AWESOME"
"IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE CRAZY, THEY HAVE A FALSE GOD THAT IS BAD AND MESSES UP WITH THEIR MINDS!"
"SO YOU SAY?"


"SO THS KIDS KILL IN THE NAME OF GOD"
"WHAT'S THE NEW?"
"THAT THEY ARE KIDS. WHY NOBODY REALLY READS THE BIBLE? AS A STUDY THING OR LITERATURE???"


"SO THERE IS A HUMAN SACRIFICE AND THEY DRINK HUMAN BLOOD"
"TOLD YOU THAT THE ONE THAT HIDES BEHIND THE WHEELS"
"OR SOMETHING"
"MESSES WITH THEIR MINDS... LIKE THE SHINING?"
"WHY PEOPLE WERE SO SCARED ABOUT ESP??? STEPHEN KING PUT ESP EVERYWHERE AND EVERYBODY LOSE THEIR MINDS... OR USED TO"
"CUB"


"SO IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DRAW"
"FEELS LIKE CHILE CUB?"


"AND IT'S FORBIDDEN TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND PLAY"
"FEELS LIKE CHILE?"
"NOPE. FEELS LIKE THE MORMONS"


"HUMAN SACRIFICE AGAIN. IT HAD TO BE A CROSS? I NEED TO TALK TO JOSH ABOUT THIS SHIT"
"CUB, IT'S A MOVIE"
"THEREFORE IT'S A REPRESENTATION OF SOMETHING THAT REAL OR NOT MAKES A CRITIC STATEMENT ABOUT CULTS, OR RELIGION. POTAYTO POTAHTO."


"HELL!!! THAT FAKE GOD THEY HAVE WAS REAL!!!"
"CUB, 


"AND NOW THEY LEADER AND PROPHET IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!"
"AND SO UNDEAD"


"WELL. THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA. THERE IS A FAKE GOD MAKING A HUGE MESS, LET'S MAKE HIM BURN"
"IT'S ONE OF THE MESSAGES OF THE MOVIE"
"I DEFENITELY LOVE THIS MOVIE MICHAEL. THANKS FOR MAKING ME WATCH IT"
"LOVE YOU"
"LOVE YOU"

Friday, May 4, 2018

I SAW A MORMON AT MC DONALDS !!!


"MIKE I SAW A MORMON AT MC DONALDS!!!"
"ALRIGHT? WHAT WAS HE DOING????"
"WORKING"

"REMEMBER MIKE THAT MORMONS HAVE TO PAY 10% OF THEIR SALARY TO CHURCH"
"SOUNDS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE TO ME"
"I SWEAT THEY WERE FUN?"

"I MEAN, MICHAEL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH  WORKING AT MC DONALDS? EVEN MOSCHINO DID THAT AND IT WENT RIGHT"
"THE GUY WAS MAKING BURGERS?"
"OH YEAH"
"WAS HE FAST AT IT?"

"REMEMBER HOW MORMONS MAKE THE CLOWN AND ARE SO SURE WE ARE NOT ALONE AND ALIENS EXIST?"
"SOUNDS APPEALING FOR A CULT"

"I MEAN THE COWS IN THOSE BURGERS GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR US"
"JUST LIKE JOSH"

"AND NOW THE HAPPY MEAL HAS FRUIT OR TOMATOES INSTEAD OF POTATOES IF THE KID WANTS OR THE MOM WANTS TO RULE OVER THE KID"
"THINK ABOUT IT... MAYBE HE'LL GET PROMOTED. OR HE'LL FIND A BETTER JOB NEXT WEEK"

"BELIEVE ME THE MORMON CHURCH WANTS THAT TO HAPPEN"
"TO GET A BETTER 10% OF HIS SALARY"
"OF COURSE"
"AND REMEMBER IF A MORMON CHASES YOU"
"RUN"

Saturday, April 14, 2018

MINMAY OPERATION WAKANDA TOMORROW !!!

Because we love R&B
Because we want to add COLOR

MINMAY OPERATION WAKANDA

SHOW BEGINS
SUNDAY APRIL 15 2018
7 PM SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO TIME!!!

ONLY ON


#MINMAYOPERATION

Monday, March 12, 2018

It's Only ESP !!!


So we were walking down the street and there was a ladder on a wall
"Michael, let's cross the street"
"Why?"
"Because that ladder is gonna fall and make a multiple car crash and the cars will fall over us"
Michael looked at the cub with strange eyes
"Let's just cross"
So they Did
And what the cub said would happen
Happened


"How did you know????"
"Michael, it's kindergarden stuff"
"What????"
"It's only ESP !!!"


They kept walking and suddenly a black cat appeared in their way
"Michael, let's turn left"
"Why?"
"Because that black cat will try to catch a bird and will brake a water supply pipe in the process and we could drown"
Michael listened to the cub and both turned left.
And what the cub said happened.


"How did you know?"
Michael asked wih an interrogatory face
"Don't worry Michael"
"Why?"
"It's only ESP"


Michael stopped walking
As the cub kept walking Michael couldn't understand the cub for the first time.
What are yoy Cub?


···A god···

Sunday, February 25, 2018

MINMAY OPERATION POWER UP TODAY !!!

WE GOT VERY WORRIED 
AND SAD
ABOUT THE FLOODS
IN USA

IT'S WHEN
THERE'S TROUBLE
WHEN WE NEED
TO POWER UP !!!

SHOW BEGINS 
SUNDAY FEBRUARY 25
6 PM SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO TIME

ONLY ON


#MINMAYOPERATION

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

PROJECT RUNWAY FOR MEN


WELCOME TO OUR SHOW !!!

DESIGNERS: 
NOW WE WILL SEE YOUR WORKS ON THE RUNWAY
ONE OF YOU WOULD BE NAMED THE WINNER
AND ONE OF YOU
WOULD BE OUT
LET'S BEGIN

MY OUTFIT IS AWESOME
I THINK THAT ALL THOSE DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING
ARE GONNA SHOW OFF 
THE RESULTS OF MY GIFT
WITH THE STITCHES
I'LL WIN FOR SURE
IT LOOKS AWFUL
NEVER SAW SOMETHING SO... AVERAGE
HE'LL GET THE LOWEST SCORES FOR SURE

I EXPLORED THE DESIGN
AS IT IS DONE IN MILAN, ITALY
ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT 
FASHION CAPITALS IN THE WORLD
WHAT I LOVE THE MOST IS THE FABRIC
AND
PROBABLY I'LL WIN THE SEASON
COULD THIS WORK BE UGLIER???
IT LOOKS TACKY
IT'S KITSCH
IN ALL THE WORST WAYS

I TRIED TO MAKE 
SOMETHING THAT LOOKS POP
JOUNG AND FUNNY
AND TOTALLY WEARABLE
I'M PROUD OF THIS WORK
AND I'LL WIN OF COURSE
IT LOOKS LIKE A COSTUME
IT HAS NO CONCEPT
HOW HE GOT INTO THE SHOW
TO BEGIN WITH?

THIS WORK WAS SO DIFFICULT
TO FINISH
ALL THE HARD WORK I PUT ON IT
IS SHOWN IN THE PERFECT RESULT
IT SHINES SO MUCH
IT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE
IT LOOKS LIKE A COUTURE WORK 
THAT IS THE WORST PATTERN I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
IT HAS NO CONCEPT
IT LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER FIELD
MORE LIKE
A CUSTOM OF UGLY ROSES
I THINK HE WOULD BE OUT

I'VE NEVER DONE
SOMETHING SO SUBLIME BEFORE
IT'S THE BEST OUTFIT 
I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE
I WILL BE THE WINNER
I SWEAR
IT LOOKS GIRLY
IT IS A COSTUME
THAT GOLDEN JACKET IS DEFENETILY UGLY
THERE IS NO CONCEPT
IN ELEVEN YEARS OF PROJECT RUNWAY
THIS IS THE MOST UNFINISHED WORK 

I CONVINED CIBERPUNK WITH TRADITION
IN A WAY NOBODY ELSE
CAN DO BETTER IN THE WORLD
I'LL WIN 
IT LOOKS CHILDISH
THERE IS NO CONCEPT
IT LOOKS LIKE A COSTUME
LIKE WRONG DONE BACK TO THE FUTURE CUSTOM
LAGY GAGA USED THIS COSTUME FOR SURE
NEXT!

I COMBINED ITALIAN TRADITION
WITH THE CULTURE OF TODAY
IT'S WEARABLE AND THE FABRICS ARE ORGANIC
THIS IS THE BEST LOOKING WORK
SO FAR
IT IS A COSTUME
THERE IS NO CONCEPT
LOOKS TACKY
NEXT!

I COMBINED GLOBAL CULTURE
WITH URBAN CULURE OF NEW YORK
THE COLORS ARE SPECTACULAR
ALL THE OTHER LOSERS
THAT WE SAW BEFORE
THEY CANNOT WIN ME
I'M THE BEST 
IT IS A COSTUME
THERE IS NO CONCEPT
THE MODEL HAS TATTOOS!
THAT LOOKS DEFENITELY AWFUL


SO TODAY YOU ALL WOULD BE OUT
AUF WIEDERSEHRN!!!

Friday, February 16, 2018

MINMAY OPERATION RING OF FIRE TODAY !!!

THERE'S BEEN TOO MANY EARTHQUAKES IN OUR PLANET
IT SEEMS THERE'S A PROBLEM
AND THE RING OF FIRE COULD BE REACTIVATED
!!!


SO WE ARE MAKING A 
MINMAY OPERATION !!!

SHOW BEGINS 
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 16 2018
5 PM SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO TIME !!!


ONLY ON


#MINMAYOPERATION

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

FOURTH IMPACT



HELL!!!
ARE WE LATE???
ONE MINUTE AND A HALF
THAT'S A LOT!
WE'LL HAVE TO IMPROVISE
OUR DADS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!
BUT THEY TOUGHT US HOW
IMPROVISATION IS NEVER IMPROVISED
SO WE PROCEED
UP IN THE EVAS!!!


WE DID IT!!!
OOPS DON'T LOOK DOWN
ALWAYS LOOK UP
THAT THE CUB SAYS
THAT MICHAEL SAYS
BUT WE FORGOT...


ABOUT THE SELFISH GENE!!!
HOLY FUCK!
THE AT FIELDS SHOULD HAVE GOT RID OF IT
THEY HAVE NOT...
SOMETHING DOESN'T FIT HERE


DON'T BE SO POSITIVE JACOB
GET CONSTRUCTIVE RIGHT NOW WE NEED IT
THERE ARE LOTS OF COCOONS


THERE ARE MILLENIALS SLEEPING?????
HOW THAT HAPPENED?
NO IDEA
THAT MATTERS NOW?


I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
LIKE TURNING OFF ALL MACHINES
THE GLOBAL EMP THAT DISABLES THE SELFISH GENE...
IS NOT READYYYY


AND NOW LOOK UP GUYS!!!
YUP ALWAYS LOOK UP
FUCK!
AURA, LANGUAGE


IT LOOKS LIKE THAT HOLE IN THE SOUTH POLE
WE WILL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
UNEXPECTED
TO CHANGE THE EVENTS
KYLE ARE YOU READY
YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST
I AM
LET'S PROCEED!!!

 

WITH THE EVA SERIES
LET'S LEAD HUMANS TO THEIR TRUE FORM
THE POSTHUMAN
THE GODS


WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE ALL PEOPLE GET DIFFERENT
THE EVA SERIES???!!!
DON'T FREAK OUT AURA WE WAITED ALL LIFE FOR THIS
I'M ENJOYING THIS...
KYLE!!!


C'MON IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYDAY I CAN PILOT 1000 EVA SERIES WITH MY DUMMY PLUG
ALRIGHT!!!
OOPS I SCREWED IT
HAHAHA


LET'S DO IT!!!
DEPLOYING AT FIELD AT MAX POWER
MAX POWER ACHIEVED
REPRODUCING THE AT FIELD IN ALL PEOPLE'S HEART
SYLVER CRYSTAL 3000 NEEDED
PROCEED
ONE MINUTE AND A HALF FOR MAX INDIVIDUALITY


AT FIELD
THE ABSOLUTE TERROR FIELD
IS WHAT DEFINES US
WHAT MAKES US DIFFERENT
STRONG
PERFECT AND MORE PERFECTIBLE
DIVINE
THE FIELD THAT PROTECTS THE LIGHT OF THE SOUL
THE BARRIER THAT MAKES US AFRAID OF OTHERS
BECAUSE BEING DIFFERENT MAKES YOU EXPOSED
LIKE ALBINO ANIMALS IN THE WILD


ALL THE SOUNDS OF THE SOULS ARE BEING HARMONIZED
FANTA SHIT RISK BELOW 0%
HOW MUCH???
-10000%
THAT'S GOOD
WHY OUR DADS CAN'T DO THIS???
DUNNO
THEY DON'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY?
NOW EVERYBODY'S GONNA THINK
WE HAVE EVA SERIES AS PETS IN THE BACKYARD


INDIVIDUALITY AT A 100.000%
ALL HUMANS ARE BECOMING POSTHUMAN
SUPERMEN
AND SUPERWOMEN
DIVINE
TASTY!!!
KYLE! WHY YOU PLAY THAT OLD APP
CANDY CRUSH
LET'S CONTINUE CAUSE THIS SHIT WE ARE DOING MATTERS?


ADDING EVIL TO THE AT FIELDS
THE ABRAXAS SOFTWARE IS READY
RUNNING ABRAXAS SOFTWARE
IN ALL PEOPLE'S HEARTS!!!
HOLY SHIT THIS EVAS ARE POWERFUL...!!!
NOW EVERYBODY HAS A LITTLE BIT OF EVIL
TO DEFEND THEIR INDIVIDUALITY!



WHAT MAKES US DIFFERENT MAKES US UNIQUE
WE ALL WANT A PERSONALITY AND SOUL
THAT CAN BE PERCEIBED
AS OUTSTANDING


DEVELOPING MORE TOLERANCE
TOLERANCE AT A 100% AND UP
NOW POSTHUMANS CAN LOVE EACH OTHER
EVEN WITH THEIR DIFERENCES


IT'S A NEW DAWN
IT'S A NEW DAY

IT'S A NEW LIFE
FOR HUMANITY

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