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I'm a superhero, mutant and cyborg esper. Meta human and able to kill. And a god because of training with Josh.
THIS GIRL HAS GUTS!!!
"Why you're here?"
"I'm searching for my dad. I come from the future"
"Oh alright. That sounds normal to me"
"My parents are very powerful. They started training me since I was one year old"
"What's your name?"
"INTERFERENCE"
"My dad is brunet deep brown eyes. The deepest person I've ever met"
"So you're my..."
"Yes dad"
"IF that's true... show me your silver crystal"
"Hell it's true!!!"
"One baby made with two sperms. FANTASTIQUE. You always say that"
"I was thinking in a chemistry board game"
"Listen. Michael is in pain"
"I know you can't forgive him. But he's my dad too. Just talk to him. Like someone who is wounded. Take care of him alright dad?"
"HE'LL FLY BACK?"
"He never left. He just changed his address. Same cell phone. Help him. And remember no matter what happens me and my brothers are destiny and you and mike will be our dads by inevitability so don't worry. Good bye dad. Take care."
DEAR DIARY
I feel new!
Now I'm telling Josh
Don't let us fall into temptation
But deliver us f
From Michael
well. that's not a good joke
Either way
I realized how winky the chileans are by now
but when I look at them
they feel weak
meaning I won't have them
If there's a god
I REALLY BELIEVE IN
that is
HERMANN HESSE
Of course
I got surprised
about how the hottest personal trainer at the gym
became so awkward about me
when I tried to make a move
he even stopped going in the afternoon
he used to be at gym all day!
I mean
DUDE
you're losing money
cause I'm hot!
Nevermind
And there is a neighbour
that clearly wants me
but he's not
good enough
fuck material
(UGLY)
Well
I'LL LEAVE THIS VIDEO
BECAUSE IT'S SO COOL
AND I LIKE IT BECAUSE
TA-DAAAN
Alanis is fighting for her GIRLFRIEND!!!
girl to girl couple t
he guy
doesn't even know alanis please pay attention
Hell nobody saw it
enjoy!
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN WHY MICHAEL AND I ARE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. I EVEN WAS SURE WE COULD HAVE KIDS AS THERE IS A NEW PROCEDURE WITH THE ONE A BABY CAN HAVE TWO BIOLOGICAL DADS.
EITHER WAY ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT MICHAEL DID A LOT OF DAMAGE TO ME AND MY ARTISTIC CAREER IN A WAY I COULD NEVER IMAGINE OR EVEN BE AWARE OF.
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD KEEP THE URL OF THIS BLOG WE AGREED WITH MICHAEL I COULD STILL PUBLISH HERE AS WHEN I SHARE THE POSTS WITH THE MICHAEL ACCOUNT ON GOOGLE+ I GET MORE VIEWS.
HIS REAL NAME IS MICHAEL KELLY AND I HOPE HE IS HAPPY NOW
IN SYDNEY AUSTRALIA.
IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU PUT YOUR BEST EFFORT TO MAKE THINGS WORK, THEY DON'T SO WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT OVERALL IF YOUR BOYFRIEND'S SO POSSESSIVE THAT HE'S ALL THE TIME JEOPARDIZING YOUR LIFE.
I CAN ALSO SAY THAT AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP DIDN'T WORK FOR US, BECAUSE MICHAEL IS TOO JEALOUS. OR VERY MUCH. OR UNVEREABLY JEALOUS?
MAYBE IT IS LIKE ALL RELATIONSHIPS
EVEN THOUGH WE DEVELOPED A SUPER BEHAVIOUR CODE FOR EXTRA RELATIONSHIPS, YOU KNOW?
INCLUDING A DADT RULE
ABOUT THE SUBJECT
SHIT
ALL THE TIMES JOSH WARNED HIM MICHAEL IS BAD...
I NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD BE BAD
WITH ME!
IT'S NOT ONLY HIM
BUT OVERALL BECAUSE WITH HIM I'M NOT HAPPY ANYMORE
AND HIS FAMILY IS SO...
I DON'T KNOW
AND ALSO A LOT OF UGLY THINGS HAPPENED IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS
YOU KNOW THINGS IN LIFE
BUT BEING WITH MICHAEL REMINDS ME ALL THAT UGLY STUFF
AND I WANNA BE OVER IT
MOVE ON
AND BE HAPPY
MICHAEL IS PART OF ALL THE UGLIEST PAGES OF MY LIFE
I WANT TO LEAVE BEHIND
THIS IS SAD
BUT I FEEL SO FREE NOW...
WELL THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE BEST CHOICE FOR BOTH OF US.
"DID I TELL YOU THERE'S SOMETHING WORSE THAT HAPPENED IN THE UNIVERSE?"
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING"
"I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY"
"---MMM ALRIGHT!"
"ONCE UPON A TIME THE FIRST GOD APPEARED, CREATED FROM HIS ONLY WISH TO BE ALIVE AND ENSLAVE ANYTHING AROUND HIM. HIS NAME WAS SKY"
"THE SECOND GOD WAS A GIRL. TOTALLY DUMB AND LACKING OF EXPERIENCE SHE SPENT HER TIME MAKING TERRIBLE EXPERIMENTS OF ALL KINDS, EXPERIMENTS THAT LED TO VERY UGLY CONSEQUENCES, CONSEQUENCES THAT SHE ENJOYED. HER NAME WAS EARTH. ALONG WITH SKY THEY MADE LIFE THROUGH DNA ENGINEERING FOR THER THIRST OF KNOWLEDGE WAS INFINITE. AS THEIR CRUELTY WAS SO. THEY WERE TYRANTS AND ENSLAVED ALL THE LIFEFORMS THEY CREATED, FOR THEY NEEDED TO STEAL THE VITAL ENERGY FROM THEM"
"ONE DAY THEY HAD A SON. THIS SON INHERITED THE THIRST OF BLOOD AND PAIN FROM OTHERS. BUT HE WENT FURTHER THAN THEIR PARENTS. HE CUT HIS FATHER'S PENIS, AND THEN HE STARTED TO RULE INSTEAD OF HIM, CREATING A GENETIC DICTATORSHIP THAT COULD HAVE LASTED FOREVER. HIS NAME WAS TIME"
"BUT KARMA CAME BACK AROUND HIM FOR HIS LAST CHILD AROUSED AGAINST HIM, IN THE ATTEMPT TO CREATE A DEMOCRATIC MONARCHY. HIS NAME WAS THUNDER"
"HE CREATED AN ARMY AND FOUGHT AGAINS TIME. HIS BROTHERS WERE WITH HIM, FOR WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG AT SPIRIT, YOU NEED TO END A PATRIARCHAL ORDER. AND FIGHT TO DEFEND GENETIC FREEDOM. THERE WAS A WAR BETWEEN GODS"
"INCLUDING MY FATHER..."
"THE WAR LASTED TEN YEARS"
"SKY WAS MORE EASIER TO DEFEAT FOR HE WAS WOUNDED, AND ALSO WEAKER, THE THIRD GENERATION OF GODS THAT EVER CAME TO EXISTENCE DECIDED TO SEAL SKY AND HIS BROTHERS, TIME AND HIS ALLIES BELOW HELL ITSELF, IN A PLACE CALLED TARTARUS"
"EARTH WAS THE MOST POWERFUL OF THE GREAT OLD ONES, SHE WAS LOBOTOMIZED FOR SHE WAS OMNIPOTENT AND BEING MORE STUPID AS USUAL THE THIRD GENERATION OF GODS REALIZED IT WAS THE BETTER WAY TO KEEP THE UNIVERSE SAFE FROM HER"
"YOU MEAN GAIA IS AZATOTH???"
"YUP. CUB"
"MIND BLOWING"
"I KNOW"
"YOU KNOW THAT STORY SCARES LIKE HELL..."
"WHY NOT?"
"WELL YOU KNOW? YOU WERE RIGHT! THAT'S WORSE THAN SECOND IMPACT!!!"
