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Thursday, May 4, 2017

***INCEPTION***


"HI CUB"
"HI DAD!"
"DO YOU REMEMBER SECOND IMPACT?"
"YUP, WHY"

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"DID I TELL YOU THERE'S SOMETHING WORSE THAT HAPPENED IN THE UNIVERSE?"
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING"
"I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY"
"---MMM ALRIGHT!"

"ONCE UPON A TIME THE FIRST GOD APPEARED, CREATED FROM HIS ONLY WISH TO BE ALIVE AND ENSLAVE ANYTHING AROUND HIM. HIS NAME WAS SKY"
"THE SECOND GOD WAS A GIRL. TOTALLY DUMB AND LACKING OF EXPERIENCE SHE SPENT HER TIME MAKING TERRIBLE EXPERIMENTS OF ALL KINDS, EXPERIMENTS THAT LED TO VERY UGLY CONSEQUENCES, CONSEQUENCES THAT SHE ENJOYED. HER NAME WAS EARTH. ALONG WITH SKY THEY MADE LIFE THROUGH DNA ENGINEERING FOR THER THIRST OF KNOWLEDGE WAS INFINITE. AS THEIR CRUELTY WAS SO. THEY WERE TYRANTS AND ENSLAVED ALL THE LIFEFORMS THEY CREATED, FOR THEY NEEDED TO STEAL THE VITAL ENERGY FROM THEM"
"ONE DAY THEY HAD A SON. THIS SON INHERITED THE THIRST OF BLOOD AND PAIN FROM OTHERS. BUT HE WENT FURTHER THAN THEIR PARENTS. HE CUT HIS FATHER'S PENIS, AND THEN HE STARTED TO RULE INSTEAD OF HIM, CREATING A GENETIC DICTATORSHIP THAT COULD HAVE LASTED FOREVER. HIS NAME WAS TIME"
"BUT KARMA CAME BACK AROUND HIM FOR HIS LAST CHILD AROUSED AGAINST HIM, IN THE ATTEMPT TO CREATE A DEMOCRATIC MONARCHY. HIS NAME WAS THUNDER" 

"HE CREATED AN ARMY AND FOUGHT AGAINS TIME. HIS BROTHERS WERE WITH HIM, FOR WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG AT SPIRIT, YOU NEED TO END A PATRIARCHAL ORDER. AND FIGHT TO DEFEND GENETIC FREEDOM. THERE WAS A WAR BETWEEN GODS"





"INCLUDING MY FATHER..."


"THE WAR LASTED TEN YEARS"

"SKY WAS MORE EASIER TO DEFEAT FOR HE WAS WOUNDED, AND ALSO WEAKER, THE THIRD GENERATION OF GODS THAT EVER CAME TO EXISTENCE DECIDED TO SEAL SKY AND HIS BROTHERS, TIME AND HIS ALLIES BELOW HELL ITSELF, IN A PLACE CALLED TARTARUS"





"EARTH WAS THE MOST POWERFUL OF THE GREAT OLD ONES, SHE WAS LOBOTOMIZED FOR SHE WAS OMNIPOTENT AND BEING MORE STUPID AS USUAL THE THIRD GENERATION OF GODS REALIZED IT WAS THE BETTER WAY TO KEEP THE UNIVERSE SAFE FROM HER"


"YOU MEAN GAIA IS AZATOTH???"
"YUP. CUB"
"MIND BLOWING"
"I KNOW"
"YOU KNOW THAT STORY SCARES LIKE HELL..."
"WHY NOT?"
"WELL YOU KNOW? YOU WERE RIGHT! THAT'S WORSE THAN SECOND IMPACT!!!"
"SECOND...      IMPACT..."
"NOT FUNNY..."

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