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"NOW WHAT" THE CUB SAID "ALL I FOUGHT FOR YOU AND NOW..."
"I DO WANT TO BE WITH YOU" I SAID "FOREVER INSIDE THIS EVA"
"I DON'T WANT THAT!!!"
"I DO"
"MIKE, WHY YOU DON'T JUST LEAVE ME"
LIKE A MELODY HIS POISON IVY VOICE INVADED MY MIND
"IT'S WHAT YOU WANT, RIGHT? JUST LEAVE ME AND YOU'LL BE FREE AND HAPPY"
"YOU DON'T NEED TO BE JEALOUS ANYMORE, YOU CAN BE FREE AND LEAVE ME, FORGET ABOUT ME AND ALL YOU DID WITH ME, CAN YOU FEEL THE POISON IN YOUR VEINS??? LET IT FUEL YOU, AND GO AWAY FOREVER..."
"NO, I'LL FIGHT ALL THESE DEMONS... FOR YOU CUB"
"YOU STILL TALK LIKE YOU LOVE ME... BUT I FEEL YOU DON'T ANYMORE..."
"I'LL FIGHT!!!"
"AND NOW THE TRUTH CUB... I AM AN ANGEL"
"WHAT???"
"AND IF YOU REALIZE I'VE BEEN FOR TEN YEARS DELAYING ALL YOUR PROJECTS, MISUSING MY POWER TO STOP YOU. YOU ARE DANGEROUS FOR THE UNIVERSE, AS AN ARTIST, AS A CREATOR OF A NEW ART, AND MAYBE A NEW WORLD, AND A NEW UNIVERSE, I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN"
"NO, YOU BETRAYED ME, LIKE MY FATHER IN THE SKY, YOU DID THE SAME THING WITH YOUR PROMISES OF ETERNAL LOVE, I CAN'T STAND YOUR DECEIT!!! I'LL BLOW YOUR MIND WITH THE POWER OF MY ART!!!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... MICHAEL WAS AN ANGEL... THE NEW WORLD IS CLOSE... A NEW WORLD WITH HAPPY ENDINGS WHERE NO ONE SUFFERS AND EVERYBODY IS MILLIONAIRE, NO MORE HUNGER... THIRD IMPACT HAS JUST BEGUN..."
"CUB, NOW IT'S STILL SUMMER WE CAN GO TO A CABIN IN THE WOODS, HOW'S THAT?" I SAID
"YOU STILL TRYING TO FIX IT" THE CUB ANSWERED
"FIX... WHAT????"
"YOU KNOW YOU AND I GOT MARRIED WITH BLOOD"
"AND???"
"THAT'S SACRED"
"YUP, LIKE MICKEY AND MALLORY KNOX"
"IT HAD TO BE SACRED AS THERE IS STILL NOT LEGAL MARRIAGE FOR MUTANTS IN CHILE"
"WHAT'S YOUR... POINT!!!!"
"YOU AND YOUR PERFECT MEMORY, JOSH GOT IT ERASED..."
"SO WE ARE DIVORCED... " I SHRUNK
"IT'S JUST FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW ME AND JOSH WANT YOU AND I LIVING TOGETHER BEFORE CONSIDERING OUR RELATIONSHIP "MARRIAGE" WE WERE ACTUALLY DIVORCED, THINK ABOUT IT"
"AND IT'S MY FAULT, DAMMIT, BUT WE STILL GO TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS?"
"WE ARE HERE!!!" THE CUB SAID
"I'M LOVING IT!!!!"
THE NIGHT FELL AS WE MADE LOVE OVER THE CARPET AND IN FRONT OF THE FIRE
SO WE WERE SLEEPING NAKED OVER THE CARPET AND
SUDDENLY A LIGHT WOKE US UP
"HELL!!!!" I SHOUTED
"NO TIME TO GO COWARD, MIKE!"
WE GOT TELETRANSPORTED INSIDE THE SPACESHIP
AND THEN WE WERE PUT OVER A TABLE
"WE ARE MORMONS" THE ALIENS SAID "AND WE WANT YOUR SOULS TO ENSLAVE THEM. OF COURSE WE WILL PUT A CHIP INSIDE YOUR HEADS WITH OUR MEMORIES, AND THE GOOD THING IS YOU'LL GET ETERNAL LIFE AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MARRY 1000 WIVES"
"BUT WE PREFER BOYS" WE COMPLAINED
"THEY DON'T WANNA FUCK US???"
"CUB!!!!"
"THE LORD HAS SPOKEN"
"MIKE THESE GUYS THINK WE WILL LET THEM DO THAT WITHOUT OPOSITION..."
"SOAP, PAINTINGS, ASSEMBLAGES, MOSAICS AND MANDALAS, AND... A BOOK. AND YOU?"
"SOFTWARE"
"RECENTLY YOU DON'T TALK TOO MUCH. IT'S LIKE YOUR NEXT STEP IS GOING MONOSYLLABIC..."
"HUM..."
"YOU STILL ANGRY?"
AND I REMEMBERED. HE KEPT TALKING THAT HE WAS UNDER METAMORPHOSIS AND THAT HE CHANGED A LOT BUT STILL KEPT BEING THE SAME...
"YOU STILL CHANGING?"
"I GUESS... WHAT YOU GOT SO MAD ABOUT IT?"
"BIH CHANGE, VERY BIG CHANGE"
"I AM STILL ME. YOU KNOW IT... JUST POST-ME"
"VERY WELL"
"YOU SEEM ANNOYED. YOU WERE THE ONE THAT TRIGGERED ALL THE VERY BIG CHANGE TO BEGIN WITH. WE SHOULD LIVE TOGETHER, DO I SPELL IT?"
"POST-YOU"
"I'M ANDY, STILL ANDY JUST POST-ANDY"
"MIKE, I AM POST-ME, POST-ARTIST AND POST-SEXUAL, AND MAYBE BEGINNING A POST WRITER, YOU KNOW? NOW THAT I'M WRITING A BOOK IN ENGLISH I WONDER IF I'LL BECOME POST-WRITER AS WELL, DO YOU LIKE THE IDEA?"
"????!!!!"
"EITHER WAY YOU LIKE IT OR NOT WE ARE ENGAGED"
"CUB, I STILL DON'T GET THAT SHIT ABOUT YOU BECOMING POST-SEXUAL... WHAT'S THAT ABOUT????"
"IT'S NOTHING MIKE I JUST REALIZED THAT SEX HAS NO MEANING ITSELF SO I HAVE TO FIND THE MEANING OF IT IN ORDER TO GIVE MEANING TO SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T HAVE MEANING TO BEGINT WITH, SO..."
"I LIKE THE ATTITUDE"
"THE SAME WITH ME AS AN ARTIST. I HAVE NO MEANING AS AN ARTIST SO I HAVE TO FIND THAT MEANING,YOU KNOW? TO GIVE MEANING TO MY ART, MORE MEANING..."
