"CUB, NOW IT'S STILL SUMMER WE CAN GO TO A CABIN IN THE WOODS, HOW'S THAT?" I SAID
"YOU STILL TRYING TO FIX IT" THE CUB ANSWERED
"FIX... WHAT????"
"YOU KNOW YOU AND I GOT MARRIED WITH BLOOD"
"AND???"
"THAT'S SACRED"
"YUP, LIKE MICKEY AND MALLORY KNOX"
"IT HAD TO BE SACRED AS THERE IS STILL NOT LEGAL MARRIAGE FOR MUTANTS IN CHILE"
"WHAT'S YOUR... POINT!!!!"
"YOU AND YOUR PERFECT MEMORY, JOSH GOT IT ERASED..."
"SO WE ARE DIVORCED... " I SHRUNK
"IT'S JUST FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW ME AND JOSH WANT YOU AND I LIVING TOGETHER BEFORE CONSIDERING OUR RELATIONSHIP "MARRIAGE" WE WERE ACTUALLY DIVORCED, THINK ABOUT IT"
"AND IT'S MY FAULT, DAMMIT, BUT WE STILL GO TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS?"
"WE ARE HERE!!!" THE CUB SAID
"I'M LOVING IT!!!!"
THE NIGHT FELL AS WE MADE LOVE OVER THE CARPET AND IN FRONT OF THE FIRE
SO WE WERE SLEEPING NAKED OVER THE CARPET AND
SUDDENLY A LIGHT WOKE US UP
"HELL!!!!" I SHOUTED
"NO TIME TO GO COWARD, MIKE!"
WE GOT TELETRANSPORTED INSIDE THE SPACESHIP
AND THEN WE WERE PUT OVER A TABLE
"WE ARE MORMONS" THE ALIENS SAID "AND WE WANT YOUR SOULS TO ENSLAVE THEM. OF COURSE WE WILL PUT A CHIP INSIDE YOUR HEADS WITH OUR MEMORIES, AND THE GOOD THING IS YOU'LL GET ETERNAL LIFE AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MARRY 1000 WIVES"
"BUT WE PREFER BOYS" WE COMPLAINED
"THEY DON'T WANNA FUCK US???"
"CUB!!!!"
"THE LORD HAS SPOKEN"
"MIKE THESE GUYS THINK WE WILL LET THEM DO THAT WITHOUT OPOSITION..."
"FUNNY"
AND WE TOOK OUR WEAPONS
AND THUS WE ENDED THE NIGHT KILLING ALIENS!!!!
ANOTHER AVERAGE NIGHT...
